Accessories

Zip Tie

For anyone too hip, too lazy, or too caffeinated to tie a standard model, the Zip Tie provides an aesthetic and functional twist...or, rather, removal of the twist...on classic men's business wear. Slip your dome through...

Sunstache

If your audition for the Clever Devil Brigade is coming up, but you don't have the cash to tattoo a mustache on your index finger, an $8 solution is here!...

Retro Cassette Ribbon Necktie

$120 from Supermarket »

Conceptual and sound artist Alyce Santoro enmeshes equal parts retro cassette tape ribbons and colored polyester thread to form the genetically superior Sonic Fabric. In both necktie and bowtie form, the dress shirt decor...

LEGO Purses

$180 - $240 from Etsy »

Now here's a man purse. Or at least a purse a man might not mind holding momentarily while his girlfriend downs a shot of Fireball. Because LEGOs are money. And so, by proxy, are LEGOs that hold money, even if they are...

M16 Sunglasses

$490 from Colette »

When I was in New Orleans a couple years ago, I saw this painted on the wall of a bar: "I Love Boys, Guns & Jesus." I imagine the girl who penned and crafted it wearing a pair of Jeremy Scott + Linda Farrow M16 Sunglasses....

Spider-Man Webbed Sunglasses

$219.95 from Sunglass Hut »

Maui Jim originally made these Special Edition Kekoa sunglasses for the Amazing Spider-Man, but the Amazing Spider-Man was all, "I'm the Amazing Spider-Man! I don't need no stinkin' UV protection! Also, I have four times...

Rip Van Winkle Beard Scarf

Discontinued

Though I probably could have winged it here, I decided to look up the tale of Rip Van Winkle and his boa constrictor beard after being asked if I was "some kind of retard" for not knowing who he is. Having been written...

Etch A Sketch Belt Buckle

Sold Out from Etsy »

Interestingly, the Etch A Sketch Belt Buckle is designed for belt installation such that others, not the wearer, are best positioned to make use of its fully functional knobs and x- and y-axis action. Hmmm, I'm picking...

Guess Who? Fleshy Frames

$258.25 from 6000 AD »

My guess is that this photo is a pretty accurate representation of what goes down when sexy ladies lacquered in F-me red fingernails catch sight of a man rockin' a porn 'stache of this caliber. 6000 AD's Jeremy Scott...

Tombies - Zombie Keychains

$4.99 from Etsy »

Tom Kollmer sculpts, casts, and paints by hand his creepy, key-corraling zombie miniatures, rightfully termed Tombies. Available in three atrociously undead styles--the Creeper (featured), the Licker, and, my personal...

Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer

$5.33 from Amazon »

This little battery operated monkey has one job. Blowing. Women have long despised blowing, so why not buy a monkey to get the job done for you. Just press the button, sit back, and relax while this cute little guy does...

Recycled Ramen Noodle Pouch

$12 from Etsy »

Recycled Ramen noodle soup wrappers transform into zippered pouches for stashing coins, cards, smoking paraphernalia, and...uh, anything else smaller than a Ramen noodle soup wrapper. Packaging is cleaned prior to change...

Alexander McQueen Skull Tie

$175 from Mr Porter »

One thing about Alexander McQueen is he's dead. So the Alexander McQueen Skull Tie may in fact be a tie fashioned in the likeness of Alexander McQueen's skull. Hopefully to be followed by cuff link representations of...

Coffee & Cigs - Addictive Molecules Tie

$45 from Etsy »

Are your vices suffocating you, or do you wear them proudly as a badge of This is how I am, take it or leave it? In either case, if coffee consumption and cig sucking play important roles in your life, a necktie printed...

Goomba Cufflinks

$30 from Etsy »

If you like these goomba cufflinks, you probably hate wearing the types of shirts that require cufflinks, so owning a pair might make the inevitable wedding, funeral, Christmas party, or arraignment you have to dress...

Waffle Belt Buckle

$32 from Etsy »

All I need is this ring, and I'll be a delectable man plate of chicken & waffles. As for the Waffle Belt Buckle itself, I don't think anyone can better describe its appeal than creator, Jon Wye: "For people who wish they...

Antler Sunglasses

Discontinued

Get ready to ring in deer season. Material Memorie crafts each pair of these Antler Sunglasses to order, covering their python bone base with a black enamel resin stretched and molded to create an edgy, melted look. No...