Accessories

Magnetic Holding Hands Socks

$14.98 Amazon »

I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...

Sushi Cat Keychains

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Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, what are they feeding you? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your... wait. Scratch that. More like Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, who are they feeding you to? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your fault! And...

Minimis Glass Smart HUD Sunglasses

Minimis says when Minimis says to ditch your phone, they mean it. And they're not even trying to be your down-with-technology-self-care, disconnect-for-mental-health woo-woo guru about it. They just made the Minimus Glass...

Filorosso Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts

$138 - $189 Filorosso »

Filorosso isn't the first brand to repurpose used fire hoses for EDC and hipster purposes - Recycled Firefighter, for one, has been doing it for almost 10 years now. But Filorosso's Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts stand out...

Slap Luggage Tag

Children of the 90s who grew up to be world travelers, check it out. No, slap it out. It's a luggage tag for an entire generation. Kikkerland's Slap Luggage Tag turns the iconic slap bracelet into a piece of personal...

Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments

$24.79 Etsy »

The Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments don't come right out and say the secret compartments are secret joint compartments, but come on. The secret compartments are inside the long, tubey temple ends of the sunglasses...

Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases

$20 - $25 Make Me Pretty »

Ladies with large purses, Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are calling to you. They're saying, Hey! Don't you need something superfluous and extra bulky to help fill that thing up? Not only can we double...triple...quadruple!...

NO Sunglasses

$12.99 Amazon »

I don't got NO Sunglasses, and I don't want NO Sunglasses. What am I, a contrarian? ... Nevermind, don't answer that...

Anti-Tracking Rearview Mirror Sunglasses

$17.99 Amazon »

You won't just look slick in these shades, you'll be performing slick tricks of "I see you, smarmo!" on anyone who might be tailing you, thanks to the sunglasses' anti-tracking mirror coating. They're basically mirrored...

Razersuperfuture Gamer Sunglasses

I know what you're thinking about Razersuperfutures, a collaboration between Razer and Retrosuperfuture to create so-called "gamer sunglasses." You're thinking, When do gamers ever go out in the sun? Well, don't worry...

Bellroy All-Conditions Card Pocket

$79 Bellroy »

Though Bellory calls it an All-Conditions Card Pocket, the "All-Conditions" part indicates this minimalist, water-resistant case is up for carrying any small, condition-sensitive pieces of EDC. Like a Roadie folding knife...

Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses

$159.95 - $219.95 Amazon »

Be a retro Vermont mountain dude (or lady)...and up your steampunk cosplay game...with a pair of Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses. With their round lenses and leather side shields, Julbo calls the shades "timeless...

Owl Mittens

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Well owl be damned. They didn't just make some Owl Mittens, they made some Owl Mittens covered in owls so realistic they are kind of creeping me out to look at, and I hope I never encounter anyone wearing a pair!...

Never Let Go Parent-Child Mittens

$39.16 Etsy »

Never gonna give you up / Never gonna let you go / Never gonna let your fingers get cold / Never gonna say goodbye / But I might make you cry / If you try to slip out of my handhold...

Burt Brolos Bolo-Style Eyewear Retainers

$25 - $35 Burt Brolos »

Think of Brolos as eyewear retainers meet bolo ties. Or, more poetically, if you're Brolo creators Colin and Keenan Burt, lost glasses meet Uncle Carl. The brothers ("Bro") developed their glasses straps with pendant...

The Brow Sun Visor

$45 The Brow »

Not your typical sun visor hat, and definitely not your typical sunglasses, The Brow sunblockers call themselves a pair of "open shades." That is, shades that protect your eyes from the brightness of direct sunlight...

Kodiak Belt - Field Belt with Knife Sharpener Buckle

$69.99 Argali »

The Kodiak Belt has a knife sharpener buckle for instant blade-honing in the field. That's great news for backcountry hunters and campers, especially those willing to double up on belts, with a Kodiak on top and a Burls...

Brass Crocodile Clip

$59 Amazon »

Place your trust in the double-jointed jaw of the crocodile, and it will clamp down on your belt loop, your backpack strap, or your friend Cornelius' nose on a dare with an uncompromising 3,700 pounds per square inch...

Notch Sunglasses-Friendly Baseball Hats

$26 - $34 Notch »

Two notches on a baseball hat equals one notch on Notch's belt for ending the war between sunglasses and billed caps. Notch sunglasses-friendly hats have patented cutouts on either side of their bills that enable them...

OOOptic Lenses - Magnetic Adhesive Myopia Lenses

$39.90 - $49.90 OOOptic »

Like NakeFit stick-on shoes for your feet, OOOptic Lenses add versatility and minimalism to your lifestyle courtesy of the bond between adhesives and substrates. Oh, and magnets. Can't forget the glorious properties of...

Submerge Waterproof Wallet & Cardholder

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Whether it's in water, snow, sweat, or bulk wrestling Jello, the Submerge waterproof wallet and cardholder lets you do just that. Submerge. Without worrying your cash, cards, keys, and other small EDC will follow the...

Full Face Mirror Sunglasses

$16.99 Amazon »

Full Face Mirror Sunglasses are convex configurations of UV-resistant PC panels and UV400 lenses made to protect not just your eyes, but also your nose and mouth, from the blinding and burning rays of the sun. And maybe...

Dango MC01 Titanium Money Clip

Money, money, money, mooooneyyyy! Dango introduces the MC01 Titanium Money Clip for dudes who aren't into urban traveling light with just a few cards and a slim front pocket wallet. Dudes who don't care that cash is a...

Cloos x Brady Sunglasses Collection

$189 Amazon »

Excuse me while I don my Cloos x Brady Sunglasses and practice my Tom-Brady-gazing-off-in-the-distance pose. It's, like, that same look in every photo of TB modeling his Christopher Cloos eyewear collaboration. What's...