Accessories

Balega Blister Resist Socks

$8.97 - $18 from Amazon »

Balega socks probably know avid runners and athletes don't let blisters, or the potential for rubbing one up, dissuade them from lacing up and taking off. But getting blisters is a pain. A persistent, burning pain that...

Tattoo Tights

$18 - $33 from Etsy »

I wonder if women who see these Tattoo Tights feel like I do when I see the Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron. All hot and sweaty and in need of a change of pants...

Don't Panic Keychain Towel

$10.99 - $14.99 from SN Pro Tips »

I was stoked when I found these Don't Panic thigh-high stockings for my fiancee to wear on our wedding day, but it's nothing compared to the joy I feel now having found SN Pro Tips' Don't Panic Keychain Towel for myself...

Lightsaber Willy Warmer

$30.43 from Etsy »

This Lightsaber Willy Warmer might be the finest expression of Grandmas's yarn I ever saw. Not a bad tribute to Star Wars either, presuming you've mastered The Force well enough to wield this saber once it's fired up...

Foodie Bow Ties

$50.90 - $108.17 from Etsy »

Bow ties made to look like food! I wouldn't call myself a foodie, but food is my favorite thing in the whole world (tied with my fiancee and my mama) and seeing a bowtie pasta bowtie - a piece of pasta bow tie-ified!...

Ombraz Unbreakable, Armless Sunglasses

$85 - $140 from Ombraz »

Though Ombraz sunglasses are pronounced Ohm-bruhs, don't let their inclusion of the sound bruh kill your interest in them. Because Ombraz actually do two very un-douchey things to sunglasses. One, they remove the snappabble...

Shomer-Tec Zip Stash

$12 from Amazon »

Shomer-Tec's Zip Stash attaches as a zipper pull, and contains a slide-out compartment with 2" x 0.35" x 0.35" of space for storing your...uh...clipped fingernails? A rolled up slip of paper with important phone numbers...

RainTaps - Beer Tap Handle Umbrellas

$65 - $250 from RainTaps »

Nothing pairs better with a rainy day than an umbrella and a pint of beer. Ben Lewis' RainTaps add a creative twist to the matchup, repurposing real beer taps as the handles for his wet weather shields. Carrying a RainTaps...

ThinOPTICS Keychain Reading Glasses

$12.96 - $19.70 from Amazon »

ThinOPTICS, you're so kind to the elderly. Not only do these keychain reading glasses fold flat to eliminate the bulk of carrying readers around, but they also latch onto a set of keys so the likelihood of my mama forgetting...

Screwpop Chapstick Holder Keychain

$9.95 from Amazon »

I heard there are people with chapstick OCD. They apply it obsessively and own dozens of tubes and tubs of their favorite lip balms. I wonder if some of those people work at Screwpop Tool, and are the compulsive lip slatherers...

SlideBelts Survival Belt

$150 from Slidebelts »

SlideBelts' Survival Belt elevates more than just your outdoor adventure pants. The rugged, infinitely adjustable strap culminates in a multi-tool Survival Buckle, made of glass-filled nylon, and filled with an integrated...

The BevBuckle - Retractable Drink Holder Belt Buckle

$24.95 - $34.95 from BevBuckle »

The BevBuckle is business in the front...wait...nah. It's a chunky metal belt buckle with your choice of anything from a longhorn to a largemouth bass on it that flips down to form a perfectly sized, perfectly stable...

Night Vision Driving Glasses

$24.02 - $28.97 from Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...

Bullet 02 - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

$9.99 from Amazon »

Let's not split hairs over whether or not the Bullet 02 is really the World's Smallest LED Flashlight, when we could have a much more insightful discussion about how the barely-an-inch-long illuminator is waterproof...

Trayvax Ascent Wallet

$54.99 from Trayvax »

With minimalism and ruggedness in its DNA, it's only natural that the Trayvax Ascent wallet continues the tradition of tough simplicity Trayvax built with its original stainless steel plate cash and card carrier. For...

Peeps Eyeglass Cleaner

$14.89 - $18.99 from Amazon »

Chicanery! I clicked on a link promising Peeps under the giddy assumption that I was going to get some marshmallow turkeys or chickies in Santa hats. And all I got was an eyeglass cleaner!...

Know Your Knots Bandana

$14 from Amazon »

I'm a taut-line hitch. Know Your Knot! I'm a lark's head. Know Your Knot! I'm a figure 8, I'm an alpine butterfly. Know Your Knot, Know Your Knot!...

Boker Plus Hawkit Neck Knife Axe

$24.90 from Amazon »

Boker made a wee mini axe to dangle from your neck. The Hawkit Neck Knife Axe won't do much good if you need to fell a tree, or even chop up some kindling, but as a funkily-shaped multi-tool and piece of EDC, it will...

Rock, Paper, Scissors Star Trek Patch

$10.99 from Amazon »

While this Star Trek patch of Scotty, Spock, and Kirk throwing down in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is very cute 'n' clever, does anyone think Spock would ever not win a round? I mean, sure, the Vulcan Salute makes...

Gryp - The Germophobe's Keychain

$2.99 from Gryp »

Germophobes and Purell addicts, get a Gryp. Bacteria and micro-organisms are breeding, spreading, festering everywhere. You can't escape them! But with a solid Gryp on this reality, you can relax, go out into the world...

Sacuba Self-Cleaning Sunglasses

$79 from Sacuba »

It's Sweat On / Sweat off with Sacuba's self-cleaning sunglasses. The Aussie eyewear company says they've created a world's first with their frames and lenses that require no cloth to clean up when sweat, dust, skin oil...

Diet Star Diet Belt

$19 from Donkey »

Here's a wearable health tracker for you. Super low tech. Even your mama can figure out how to use the Diet Star diet belt. And she's gonna need to because...

Squeeze-a-Bean Edamame Fidget Toy & Keychain

$8.99 from Amazon »

I know some of you are sick of fidget spinners, but this Squeeze-a-Bean Edamame keychain is a different kind of fidget toy. A most satisfying kind if the three-pea pod's popping action accurately replicates that of the...

Solar-Powered Air Conditioned Bed

$388 - $776 from Aries »

The Solar AC Bed wants to make it a Bananarama cool (cool!) cool summer without draining your wallet or sucking excess power from the grid. This modular cot frame surrounds your existing bed and absorbs solar energy throughout...