NiteSpecs LED Reading Glasses
Would you rather look like a big ol' nerd or read like a blind ol' bat? Choose the former and NiteSpecs will slide on over the helices of your ears to give your eyes both the magnification and the illumination they need to read after hours, under the blankets, and in those ridiculously dark restaurants where you end up with a plate of animal organ sweetbreads because you thought the menu said soda bread.
NiteSpecs come in reading glasses magnifications of 1.25 to 3.00, and frame colors red, blue, green, and black. Each has a pair of LED lights implanted in the endpieces of the temples, right where the glasses hinge. Two disc batteries installed on the side of the right temple power the NiteSpecs for around 50 hours.