Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer

By: on October 11, 2011
  • Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
  • Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
  • Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
  • Mini Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
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This little battery operated monkey has one job. Blowing. Women have long despised blowing, so why not buy a monkey to get the job done for you. Just press the button, sit back, and relax while this cute little guy does his job.

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