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LEGO Purses

By: on December 14, 2012
$180 - $240
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Now here's a man purse. Or at least a purse a man might not mind holding momentarily while his girlfriend downs a shot of Fireball. Because LEGOs are money. And so, by proxy, are LEGOs that hold money, even if they are sculpted into a lady-shaped accessory. Agnieszka Biernacka hand makes her clutches entirely from new LEGO bricks, which she arranges, affixes with strings, and lines with satin. Though pricey, the ends may justify the means, as the fabrication process is time-consuming, and a LEGO purse owner is likely to be a lone ranger toting one around town since Biernacka is producing very limited quantities of them.

Purses can be crafted in any color LEGO produces--white, tan, orange, yellow, red, snozberry, blue, lime, multicolor--if the bricks exist, Biernacka will connect them with strong, yet flexible, into an accoutrements carrier that has "absolutely no chance" of falling apart. British and American flag patterns are also available for patriots and redcoat sympathizers. Standard clutches measure 9" x 4.1" x 0.8"; an oversized version scales to 11.8" x 5.9" x 0.8".

Probably kids, and probably I, would enjoy attaching LEGO figurines to one of these purses as a form of entertainment at boring parties where people are talking about politics and books and stuff we don't care about.

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