Guess Who? Fleshy Frames
My guess is that this photo is a pretty accurate representation of what goes down when sexy ladies lacquered in F-me red fingernails catch sight of a man rockin' a porn 'stache of this caliber. 6000 AD's Jeremy Scott Flesh Hands Frames are a miracle of acetate that come with neither a prescription, nor a UV-blocking lens. They are lens-free eyeglasses. Strange on the one hand, but naturally on the other, since a creation this deliciously tacky really shouldn't have a functional use other than making a cameo in an Outkast video, and jackhammering unmitigated awe and reverence into all who share its presence.