Galaxy Tights
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- Geometric Print Leggings - $20.40
Galaxy Tights. No, sorry, Magellanic Cloud Nebula Space Tights. That's what happens to simple naming endeavors when new agey companies and celebrities seize control of the task. Similar to--but a little more sparkly, and a lot less expensive than--the Galaxy Purple Leggings, shadowplaynyc's thinner, footed version is a purple haze maybe rightfully monikered given that the tights' artwork was inspired by the original photo of the Small Magellanic Cloud Nebula taken by the Hubble Telescope.
Galaxy Tights come in only one size, which should fit ladies sized 0 to 10. Who are being honest about being sized 0 to 10.
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