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Bacon Lanyard

By: on January 08, 2017
  • Bacon Lanyard
  • Bacon Lanyard
$8.95
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How is it that I haven't seen every dude in my office walking around with their ID tag hanging off a bacon lanyard yet? This strip of polyester cured pork fat will make every mouth in the meeting water, and I'd probably recommend taking it off before your next one-on-one to avoid awkward gawking and your boss / employee making a move to chow down on your chest.

The bacon lanyard has its deliciously marbled meat print on both sides. It's a bacon standard 1" wide, and an enviously long 36" in total length. The end of the lanyard has a J-swivel hook attachment.

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