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Antler Sunglasses

By: on September 16, 2012
Discontinued

Get ready to ring in deer season. Material Memorie crafts each pair of these Antler Sunglasses to order, covering their python bone base with a black enamel resin stretched and molded to create an edgy, melted look. No two pairs are exactly alike, though all feature the Material Memorie emblem, and Tim Burton's stamp of approval.

By the way, to all fine specimens of the female persuasion, should you see me rockin' out a pair of Antler Sunglasses, please feel free to hunt me down and take me home for dinner.

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Gamo Whisper Fusion Pro Air Rifle

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One of my mama's favorite pastimes is going into the backyard and shooting the pigeons off her roof so they stop "crapping all over everything and making that awful cooing noise." Usually she just uses a BB gun to do...

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Blackout Bands - Sleep Mask Sunglasses

$19.99 from Blackout Bands »

Three things: 1) Welcome to 2016; 2) I've got a little something for your hangover. Especially if you have to open your eyes today; and 3) Kellan Lutz isn't a vampire, but he does play one in the worst movies in the history...

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Inventio HD Video Sunglasses

$129.95 from SpyTec »

One thing I've always wanted to do while fending off UV rays is record myself fending off UV rays. Granted, this usually entails lying on my ass in the company of a sand-free beach mat, a 6-pack...fine, a case...of Bud...

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Glowing Sunglasses

$69 - $129 from Etsy »

In addition to offering a bunch of sick shades, sunglasses maker Kevin of Neon Nightlife also offers some suggestions on how best to use his eye-catching glowing designs. These include:...

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KarbonOptix Carbon Fiber Sunglasses

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Have you ever been like, Where are my sunglasses?! Where are my sunglasses?! only to realize they're right on top of your head? Or your face? Get a pair of KarbonWorx's KarbonOptix carbon fiber sunglasses and that's going...

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Deer Antler Brass Knuckles

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Nothing says you mean business in a fight (or life) like a set of deer antlers fashioned into brass knuckles gripped loosely in an open hand. I think just wearing them is enough to deliver a firm message. What that message...

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OYOBox Mini Sunglasses Case

$135 - $195 from Amazon »

OYOBox sees your future. It's bright. So bright you gotta wear four pairs of shades. Or at least have four on hand, stored neatly in a carbon fiber sunglasses case, to swap out according to the day's clothing choices...

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SlapSee Slap Bracelet Sunglasses

$27 from SlapSee »

Ahhh, they even come in hot pink. This summer's ultimate nod to the 90s is brought to you by SlapSee Sunnies, a--dare I say ingenious?--creation out of Wellington, New Zealand. The glasses are designed with arms similar...

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Dope Swimsuit

I suppose the Dope Swimsuit describes how the women wearing it look and feel, as well as what the men who see these women act like they have been smoking. A jet black one-piece with "Dope" spelled in hip cursive just...

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Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

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Sunglasses. They can become as iconic as the people whose eyes they cover. Like the ones that Aykroyd and Belushi wore in The Blues Brothers. That Tom Cruise wore in Top Gun. That Ray Charles wore in...life. And now...

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Nerdwax Glasses Grip

$12.99 from Amazon »

Glasses-wearing nerds rejoice! Glasses-wearing non-nerds and sunglasses-wearing anyone can do a little jig too if you ever have trouble keeping your specs and shades positioned securely on your face without constantly...

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Polarized Floating Sunglasses

$22.38 from Amazon »

Rafting? Fishing? Boating? Bending over a toilet? Don't lose your sunglasses to the laws of density again! BlueWater's floating sunglasses have both a lightweight frame and neoprene foam lining to guarantee they won't...