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Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop

Posted: May 27, 2018
Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop
  • Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop
  • Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop
  • Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop
  • Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop

All those times Dad made you pull his finger and told your dates fart jokes? Joker Greeting has some retribution for you. Explosive, extensive retribution, disguised as a thoughtful gift. Happy Father's Day, Pops. Pull my card!

Pthhhhhhhh! Pthh, pthh, pthh, pthhhhhhhh!

Pthhhhhhhh! Pthh, pthh, pthh, pthhhhhhhh!

Pthhhhhhhh! Pthh, pthh, pthh, pthhhhhhhh!

[Repeat loop. Ad infinitum.]

Joker Greeting's Father's Day Card, like most of their line of paper well wishes, has a built-in sound device Dad will activate when he opens it. It plays farts. Lots and lots of loud, juicy farts. Forever. Or at least long enough that forever seems like a possibility.

The farting Father's Day Card continues farting for around 3 hours, or until Dad decides he's going to be a big, strong man and destroy it. Rip it open and smash that damn noise box for good! This is where the prank becomes even more of a gas for you, kiddos: if he tears the cover off the sound element, he'll find a little cache of glitter awaiting him beneath it. Weeee! Sparkly just like that bloodlust forming in his eyes!

Once the Joker Greeting Card has been opened and the glitter cleaned up, it is possible to disconnect the element's wires and permanently cease the sounds of too much chili and brats.

You can hear and see the farting Father's Day Card in action over at the Joker Greeting website, as well as make a purchase for your own dad or other deserving father. Click here to check it out.

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