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Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor

By: on November 09, 2016
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
  • Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor

With Movember now in full swing, Detroit Grooming Co. would like to make sure participants have a razor with enough fire power to keep all square footage of your face that isn't draped with a fine mustache area rug follicle-free. Their .50 Caliber Razor, a double-edge safety razor made from real repurposed rounds of .50 cal rifles, appears to carry just the right amount of ammo.

Packed and holiday gift-primed in a custom wood box, the .50 Caliber Razor holds platinum-coated stainless steel double-edge blades that Detroit Grooming assures me and my blackberry bramble mug will leave skin shorn as a sheep and smooth as the .50 cal round that cradles them. (Hmmm. Any chance they could make it gold and shiny too so I can present my cheeks instead of a 24K ring to my girlfriend this Christmas?) A pack of razor blades is included with each purchase. Blades are both 100% recyclable when you're done with them, and 100% affordable and accessible to replace.

Click here to load up and load up on your razor Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber-style.

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