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Hypelev Sneaker Levitation Display Stand

$219 from Hypelev »

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. Hypelev has created a levitating display stand for your favorite...

Mini Materials Construct-a-Block Sets

$12 - $40 from Mini Materials »

Want a building brick that's a little more...concrete? Mini Materials Construct-a-Blocks are 1:12 scale building sets based on the company's popular miniature cinder blocks, but with nubs and notches rather than complete...

Testicuzzi - Hot Tub for Your Testicles

$69.69 from Testicuzzi »

Behold the Testicuzzi. Its contoured rim, its dual, sack-sized interior basins, its ultra-soft pre-cast silicone penis perch! Get ready, testicles, here comes a soaking tub just for you!...

Motorola Tech3 Smart True Wireless Earbuds

The Motorola Tech3 Earbuds are true wireless audio devices. Unless you prefer to be less true and more wired, in which case you can attach the earbuds' Sports Loop for a more secure fit. Or take the Tech3's to their third...

MaskFone - Face Mask with Built-In Earbuds

$49.99 from MaskFone »

Meet MaskFone, a new kind of pandemic proTECHtion. MaskFone is face mask with a built-in microphone and earbuds. It combines personal safety - and the safety of those around you - with the convenience of using your phone...

V20 Nanotech Waterproof Shoes

$79 - $89 from V-Tex »

Neither rain nor snow nor sand nor stank can stop V-TEX's V20 Nanotech Waterproof Shoes from carrying your feet through all 4 seasons dry, comfy, and odor-free. V20 sneaks aren't named according to their release version...

Mirage Automatic Knife by Tekto

$179.99 from Tekto Gear »

Yes, the automatic OTF knife you're seeing here is a Mirage. You can drool over its 3.75" Damascus-style 440 steel blade and move towards its silvery spring loaded release, but you...Can't. Quite. Reach it. At least not...

Session Bong by Session Goods

$120 from Session »

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel...

Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow by UncommonCarry

$59.99 from Uncommon Carry »

UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for...

Copper Ion Face Mask by Tekto

$29.99 from Tekto Gear »

Copper-infused and sewn with five-layer filter technology, the Copper.Ion Face Mask from Tekto will turn you into a superhero. A bacteria-killing, incoming- and outgoing-particle-thwarting superhero. And a superhero who...

Shark Fart Prank Gift Boxes

If you think the idea of a shark fart sounds funny all by itself (teeheehee, I do) wait 'til you see the hilarious execution of the Anal Explorer Starter Kit, Electric Fence Bed Divider, and Adult Diaper Garter Belt Set...

BoxDog Custom Dog Subscription Boxes

If you thought your dog liked the bunched up brown paper and cardboard packing materials that come inside boxes you order for yourself, wait 'til your favorite fur buddy sees what's inside a BoxDog subscription box. Toys!...

Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops

$199 from Polar Seal »

Polar Seal's Heated Zip Tops are favorites of Olympic skiers and Arctic explorers. People who chill...to the bone...in alpine conditions. People who understand that, baby, it's beyond cold outside, and head out anyway...

Polar Seal GEMM Wearable Cooling & Heating Device

$199 from Polar Seal »

Too hot? Too cold? Like Nate Dogg and Warren G, the Polar Seal GEMM is here to regulate. The GEMM is a discreet, all-season wearable that hangs around your neck to provide instant cooling after a run, a day in the sun...

Tekto Gear Amber Automatic Knife

$179.99 from Tekto Gear »

Talk about a woody. The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your...

Tekto Gear Romeo Folding Knife

$99.99 from Tekto Gear »

I never thought I'd want to be a Romeo's Juliet, but the Tekto Gear Romeo folding knife has me reconsidering, since I know this blade and I would make quite the pair...

VITAE Glass Custom Bongs

BYOB. Where VITAE Glass is concerned, that's Build Your Own Bong. One look at the modern, architectural designs of VITAE's lab-grade borosilicate glass bases, percolators, and mouthpieces, and the smooth wood connector...

GRID Copper.ION Face Mask

$24.99 from GRID »

Protection to the power of copper. The GRID Copper.ION Face Mask weaves real copper into the fibers of a sleek black mask contoured to wrap close and comfortable around your face. In addition to being an EPA-registered...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

$29 - $195 from The Dark Knot »

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude - or a dad, Father's Day shoppers - who's currently...

PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster by Barsys

$149 from Barsys »

For your precise, consistent, and immense blue agave sipping pleasure, Barsys has teamed tequila-ed up with PATRON for their latest tech-infused cocktail venture, the PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster. Based on their original...

Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and bravery is in the eyes of Chickenshit. Or rather, Chickenshit players watching each other complete - or fail miserably at - the social drinking card game's challenges...

VitaFLUX Better-in-Bed Daily Supplement for Men & Women

$49.95 from Promescent »

Seems like getting better in bed would naturally make you feel better outside of it, but VitaFLUX isn't taking any chances. The daily supplement for men and women covers all bases in your sexual health and your overall...

Talontag Flip Out Brass Door Opener & Stylus

$25 - $28 from Talonport »

From Talonport: Yes, you may have seen quite a few antimicrobial brass tools as of late - the ones to avoid germs and viruses on public surfaces. But...