New Year's Resolution Mugshot Signs

$19.99 from Amazon »

The only thing I like less than photo booths with whimsical props is New Year's Resolutions. But these New Year's Resolution Mugshot photo / selfie signs for your NYE party do have one redeeming quality: they call it...

Men's Dino Hood

$54 from Etsy »

Mr. Stegosaurus, what soft scales you have. The better to nuzzle you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what flappy spikes you have. The better not to impale you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what hipster-humanlike...

Amazon.com E-Gift Cards

$100 from Amazon »

You: Crap, the gift I ordered hasn't arrived yet. Arrived busted. Arrived way smaller / bigger / uglier than it looked in the photos. Crap, was I supposed to buy Christmas presents again this year?...

Nomad Manual Espresso Machine

$295 from Amazon »

No electricity, no batteries, no gas, just a lever and a couple of water pumps. And you. The Nomad is a completely manual espresso machine that claims to make champion-barista-quality shots inspired by classic hand-operated...

LunchBot Insulated Food Container

$35.99 from Amazon »

I beseech all of the people in my office who bring their raw scrambled eggs to work in normal tupperware containers, and then drop a giant sulfur bomb on the entire floor for the entire day when they decide to nuke them...

All-In-One Car Charger, Light & Battery Pack

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

While I'm not sure T-BONE is the best name for a tool designed for use in your car, the charger itself makes a nice driving companion. In addition to delivering cigarette lighter power to USB-compatible devices when plugged...

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Honest Monk Postcards

$5.45 from Honest Monk »

It's not just that Honest Monk makes funny, frank postcards. It's also that they will send them to your desired recipient anonymously. Yep, just like WTF Prank Candles, but with an instant payoff. Know someone who sucks...

Portable Infrared Archsauna

$399 from Amazon »

Sure, the giant whiskey barrel sauna is ten times better than Tuningdome's Archsauna, but it also costs 10 times more. This portable half-dome uses infrared radiation provided by a ceramic heating system to gently warm...

Show Me Your Kitty Panties

$10.90 from Etsy »

Cats hide in the darndest of places, don't they? Etsy shop owner Elena prints adorable images of kitties onto semi-sexy pairs of underwear to create the overall awesome effect of the literal cuddly creature ladies obsess...

Transparent Electric Kettle

$28.99 from Amazon »

Like the MoMA store's transparent stock pot, Hamilton Beach's Glass Electric Kettle makes watching water boil a damn good time simply by providing a 360-degree view (well, almost) of the process. Bonus points go to the...

SpinChill Portable Drink Chiller

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

A can of warm beer, a cooler filled with ice, and a SpinChill. Put them together and you'll be 60 seconds away from an ice. Cold. Party. Prefer bottles of beer? Bottles of wine? Teetotaling with the orange sodie? SpinChill...

Robot USB Hub

$15.89 from Amazon »

Now that your 11-year-old has an iPhone 6s, an iPod Nano, and an iPad Mini, better get him a few more USB charging ports than his 15" MacBook Pro with Retina Display provides. Hey, how about this Robot USB Hub, which...

King Bed with Doggie Insert

$1,700 from Etsy »

Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side....

Franklin's Finest Emergency Survival Coffee

$7.46 from Amazon »

I feel like I need Emergency Survival Coffee every morning, so I guess the only thing that sets Franklin's Finest apart from my standard cup of grocery store grind is semantics. They mean "real" emergency that requires...

10-Pound Toblerone Bar

$152.54 from Amazon »

Toblerone has built 45, 100-gram servings into their 10-pound mountain range of chocolate, honey, and almond nougat. That's:...

Hog Wild Ball Poppers

$8 - $17.99 from Amazon »

In theory, Hog Wild's Ball Poppers are last-minute stocking stuffers for the kids. In practice, they'll probably be the most fun the adults have all Christmas Day. Available in a dozen or so different pot-bellied animals...

Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire

$13.48 from Amazon »

It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not...

Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board

$18.48 from Amazon »

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like charcuterie and voodoo. The OUCH! cutting and serving board is carved in the likeness of everyone's favorite stitched-up human likeness, and even includes the ominous knife in the back...

Hanskie Beer Koozie Glove

$29.99 from Amazon »

The Hanskie is just a take on (rip of?) the Skuuzi Beer Glove, with one key difference: you can still get it. Skuuzis have been sold out or discontinued on my favorite provider of Prime shipping for ages now, but at printing...

Custom LeatherCraft 75-Pocket Tool Backpack

$87.99 from Amazon »

A tool bag for your favorite tool mule. Custom LeatherCraft has overhauled this traditional backpack into the handyman's ultimate companion. The heavy-duty bag is made of ballistic poly fabric and divided into 5 zippered...

The Slate Mobile LapDesk

$100 from Amazon »

From desktop to laptop, and from desk to LapDesk. The Slate supports both our need for mobility and our desire to just stay at home and make a butt dent in the couch with its go-anywhere functionality and sit-anywhere...

The Original Whiskey Ball: 2-Pack

$17.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

If you're going to drink whiskey on the rocks all night you should have some big balls. Because they melt slower. Because they don't have any jagged or pointy edges that will scratch your Riedel glass. Because they look...

Trac-Grabber "Get Unstuck" Traction Tools

$49.99 from Amazon »

The consensus is that these Trac-Grabber traction blocks work terrific for some people and lousy for others. Level of success seems to be based on: type of car; usage scenario; and user skill and experience with getting...

Star Wars Kama Sutra

$17.55 from Amazon »

SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra...

Furniture-Grade Cabinet Heater

$145.94 from Amazon »

Baby it's cold outside. As a matter of fact, it's kind of cold inside too. Drafty in between these el cheapo paper walls of my office. Of course, while this fine looking furniture-grade cabinet housing an infrared space...

DIY Netflix Socks

No, Netflix Socks aren't socks for advertising your love of Netflix. They're actually useful. They're DIY socks that both cover your feet and have your back when you're watching your favorite streaming movies and shows...

Hydro Flask Vacuum Insulated True Pints

$21.99 from Amazon »

Vacuums are pretty cool. They allow us to rid our favorite chairs of ungodly cat hair (cats belonging to our girlfriends, not ourselves), they allow us to determine the speed of light for use in mathematical equations...

Zoids Highend Master Model Kits

$55 - $100 from Amazon »

The one thing I know about Kotobukiya's Zoids is that even if naughty boys and girls receive them as gifts this year, only good--as in skilled and nimble-fingered--boys and girls will get to play with them because these...

BlueFire Waterproof Smartphone Endoscope

$22.99 - $30.99 from Amazon »

How many times would you have performed your own throat endoscopy if only you'd had a smartphone-compatible snake tube camera system? I'm guessing close to a thousand. But if not, maybe there have been other times a 10-meter...

Keramikus Knife Set

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Art Lebedev makes cool 3D doormats, and Art Lebedev makes cool black knives. He probably makes other things that are decent too, but it's dumping rain on me today and I want some homemade chicken noodle soup for dinner...

KidCo Peapod Portable Bed

$65.95 - $69.95 from Amazon »

KidCo has come up with a swell way to make sure your kids get their Zs when you tote them along to grandma's for Christmas, the beach for Christmas vacation, or your friend Cornelius' house party for New Year's Eve. Their...

Liquor Log Booze Dispenser

$89 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...

Cheat Sheet for Men

$3.89 from Amazon »

No, dudes, the Cheat Sheet is not a wallet-sized card designed for recording all of your transgressions (though that probably exists somewhere out there too). In fact, it's almost the opposite: a wallet-sized card for...

View-Master Virtual Reality Starter Pack

$17.74 from Amazon »

Yes, it looks like like the 3D View Master you had as a kid, but it's definitely not the 3D View Master you had as a kid. This one has been upgraded to better suit your kids. And their $400 iPhones. The View-Master Virtual...

Golden Girls Granny Panties

$120 from Etsy »

Welp, they couldn't really put The Cosby Show on them, now could they? Candice Pugh of Etsy shop Bullets and Bees has made this homage to everyone's favorite old ladies living the retired life in Florida, The Golden Girls....

Beard Grow XL Facial Hair Supplement

$79.99 from Amazon »

Snake oil? No Way! Beard Grow XL isn't oil at all. It's pills! Ninety little capsules whose daily dose claims to carry the coveted effect of a full and glorious facial bush that's sure to rival the one on Santa himself....

Carteret Flameless USB Lighter

$11.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Hey, it's a Zippo without the...zip. And without the weather restrictions too. The Carteret Flameless USB (or, as I like to call it, Billy the Puppet Cheeks) Lighter fires up everything from your bowls to your kindling...

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Gliderboards Self-Balancing Scooter

Giveaway: Gliderboards Self-Balancing Scooter

You could join the lunchtime amoeba and take a clunky 3.5 MPH walk down the street to the taco truck, or you could gliiiiide past the slow masses at 8 MPH with a tiny two-wheeled wonder under your feet. If being first...

Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser

$99 from Amazon »

I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...

Desktop Warfare - da Vinci Catapult Kit

$18 from Amazon »

Leonardo da Vinci didn't invent the catapult but, as with anything that crazy Medieval MF touched, he did figure out how to make it way better. And I think if high-rise office buildings, contemporary desktops, and floors...

LED Lightsaber Flashlight Umbrella

$16.22 - $21.39 from Amazon »

Battler of enemies from the sky teams up with battler of enemies from a galaxy far, far away with this LED Lightsaber Umbrella. If the Force is with you the umbrella's 25+" blade will light your way through the Dark Side...

Success by Trump Deodorant

$10.95 from Amazon »

Donald Trump thinks you stink. Particularly if you're: Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; George W. Bush; Carly Fiorina; Megyn Kelly; any other journalist; any other woman; disabled; Jeff Bezos; an immigrant; a Democrat;...

Electric Wine Bottle Opener

$15.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, old school cork screws are a bi*ch. Instant carpal tunnel, not to mention shredded or incompletely dislodged corks. But there are a lot of steps in between the traditional handheld cranker and this, an electric...

Bandit9 AVA Motorcycle

$10,950 from Bandit9 »

The things clever boys and girls can do with a Honda Supersport 125cc. Bandit9 motorcycles is producing a limited edition of--yep--9 of their slick silver-bodied AVAs. Bandit founder, Daryl Villanueva, says his company...

U-Pet Bubble Pet Carriers

$69 - $129 from Amazon »

U-Pet says the transparent bubble domes built into its pet carriers give your pooches and pusses "a window to the world," but I don't know, dude, the half-petrified look on that cat's face makes me wonder if he wouldn't...

The iFlask

$15.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Smokers, you've got your iStash. Drinkers, it's time to get your vice's piece of incognito Apple paraphernalia. In its ubiquitous and thereby discreet glory, the iPhone serves as the facade of subterfuge once again with...

Lodge Cast Iron Reversible Grill

$39.99 from Amazon »

Another boomerang gift! I'll give my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Lodge's Cast Iron Reversible Grill / Griddle for Christmas, and she'll give me all the steaks, burgers, strips of bacon, pancakes, and grilled...

Cat-Opoly

$17.99 from Amazon »

Cat-Opoly is a Monopoly for people who really, really, really like cats. And cat videos, cat memes, cat selfies, cat forums, cat Reddit threads.... Yes, it's basically Monopoly for crazy cat ladies (and crazier cat dudes)....