The Original Pussycat Patch Crotch Wigs (NSFW)

$39.95 - $95.95 from Merkin Store »

Did you know crotch wigs have an official name besides "crotch wigs?" According to crotch wig maker The Original Pussycat Patch, they're called "merkins." Merkins! It sounds like a new breed of little creatures created...

MyKee Titanium Multi-Tool Key

$24.99 from Koygani »

You may consider your keys a necessary EDC evil, but at least MyKee carries (figuratively anyway) its own weight on your chain. Despite its small size, the miniature multi-tool has mastered 18+ different skills, including...

Barebones Trailblazer Swivel Head LED Flashlight

$60 from Amazon »

The Trailblazer LED flashlight swivels and bends so your body doesn't have to. The outdoor torch has an adjustable head you can control exactly where its 4000K focus beam is pointing. It makes navigating nighttime conditions...

Douk-Douk French Pocket Knife

$27.99 from Amazon »

Despite the douk-douk's playful name, plus its tribal handle engraving and doodle-y blade design, this is not a pocket knife to play with. It's been used as a utility knife in the French colonies in Oceania since 1929...

Pours Bowing, Auto-Pouring Decanter

Pours is so sure it's the most excellent wine and spirits decanter you'll ever use that it doesn't even wait until after it pours your glass of Bordeaux or whiskey to take a bow. It just incorporates the gesture into...

LEGO Technic Bugatti Chiron

$349.99 from LEGO »

LEGO's new Bugatti Chiron is a Technic-ally perfect replica. I mean, I've never driven, or ridden in, or, fine, even seen a Bugatti Chiron up close to make the call from hands-on experience, but LEGO collaborated with...

CS:GO Game Winner

$19.99 from BUD K »

From BUD K: Inspired by the popular game CS:GO, our new Atomic Red Triple Set gives you a dynamic threesome that definitely puts you ahead of the game! Each atomic powered blade is a masterpiece of razor precision. No...

I'm not calling this compilation Unique Gifts for Military Men to dog the ladies. I respect and admire all the fine soldiers and veterans, male and female alike, who have poured their bodies, minds, and years of their lives into serving their country...

FattyCakesNY Ridiculous Cookie Cakes

$30 - $75 from FattyCakesNY »

FattyCakesNY is cookies. On cookies. On cookies. With an occasional brownie and donut layered in for some textural variety, plus fillings and toppings of frosting, caramel, ganache, candy bars, and more sprinkles than...

Vintage Electric Scrambler S Off-Road E-Bike

Vintage Electric's Scrambler S likes to play in the dirt. An e-bike for off-road exploration, the S model comes with a big boy 1,123-watt lithium battery able to push its direct drive motor up to 36MPH in race mode...

Hot Wheels Book

$50 from Amazon »

At 38 years old, I'm not sure I could get away with playing with a big ol' box of Hot Wheels, but I think it would be acceptable for me to read a big ol' book about Hot Wheels. Especially if I saved up my allowance and...

Vortix Eye Massager

$129.99 from Vortix »

Know what, besides the life-size Exorcist Regan doll, I can't unsee? The 10 hours I spent watching Vikings Season 4 on a plane back from Frankfurt last week. Mine eyes, they are strained and sore. Vortix says it can help...

Pacsafe ProSafe TSA-Approved Key-Card Lock

$11.39 from Amazon »

Pacsafe's ProSafe 750 is a TSA-approved travel lock for those of us who have so many damn passwords and combinations in our lives that the thought of having to remember and fiddle with one more is enough to make our brains...

G.I. Joe Cologne

$80 from Amazon »

I never considered what a G.I. Joe might smell like. I mean a real G.I. Joe. I know exactly what the G.I. Joes I played with as a kid smelled like: plastic and PB&J. And whatever else was on my hands when I touched them...

I can't afford a new Ferrari. Aaaand, I can't afford a new Ferrari coffee table book either. Come on, Italian powerhouse founded by Enzo Ferrari in 1947! Where's the peek into the Ferrari Archives for those of your admirers who can't go from $0 to $6,000 in 3 seconds flat?...

Two Tactical Tomahawks - BOGO M48 Tomahawk Axe

$39.99 from BUD K »

From BUD K: Here's your chance to buy someone a gift and get one for yourself! BUDK.com is offering the M48 Tactical Tomahawk Axe, along with its snap-on sheath, at an unbelievable deal of buy 1, get 1 free! You could...

Duke Cannon Cold Ass Beer Shower Sack Gift Set

$75.95 from Amazon »

Duke Cannon has put together a fine gift for Dad - or any man who's into beer and hygiene - with their Cold Ass Beer Shower Sack. A limited edition compilation, the 6-strong set of grooming goods kicks off its rugged...

Penguin Bomb Pop-Up Paper Craft Kit

$10 from Amazon »

Drop! Boinnng! Penguin bomb! Come on, look at the GIF. Don't tell me a smooshed paper penguin falling from the sky, and then popping right up onto its waddly little legs before you didn't just make your day...

My little buddies aren't so different than my big buddies. Sure, sometimes pocket-sized gadgets and gear don't include all the same skills and bells as their full-sized counterparts, but both have one very important thing in common: they always try to have my back...

EARTH: An Immersive AR Experience

$199 from AstroReality »

From our planet's history to its geology, its wildlife to its weather patterns, EARTH endeavors to put the whole world in your hands. And then suck the rest of you right inside it. AstroReality pairs a 3D-printed globe...

Gunpowder Art

$30 - $110 from Etsy »

Mixed media artist and "gun dog mom" Rachel Lambert pours a love of hunting and fishing into her gunpowder art series. The pieces largely feature natural subjects, such as fish and game, but Lambert also forms etchings...

Barebones Japanese Nata Tool

Nata chance that overgrown bush is gonna get the best of you this time! (Ladies, I'm talking to you too.) The Japanese Nata Tool from Barebones Living is a hatchet made to thwack! through brush and strip bark, plank wood...

Mighty On-The-Go Spotify Music Player

$85.99 from Mighty »

The Mighty music player will pump your Spotify playlists on the run. Really, when you're running. Also when you're on the bike. On the yoga mat. On the slopes. On the trail. On the bench press. Anywhere you want to stream...

Joker Father's Day Card - Loops Farts Non-Stop

All those times Dad made you pull his finger and told your dates fart jokes? Joker Greeting has some retribution for you. Explosive, extensive retribution, disguised as a thoughtful gift. Happy Father's Day, Pops. Pull...