The Backpod

$89.86 from Amazon »

Have you gotten the new iHunch yet? The Backpod is a tool developed in New Zealand (so it's Kiwi green, naturally) to relieve the back and neck pain, headaches, and poor posture that can result from the hours we spend...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 from Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

Lord Langton's Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Table

$313.50 from Amazon »

Thing is, Cousin Lord Langston has this sick medieval stone castle, plus a few dragons to protect it, but, uh, nowhere to put it at the moment. See, his lease in Scotland ran out, and he's just a little short on the funds...

Sistema Microwave Rice Cooker

$12.95 from Amazon »

It's nearly impossible to cook rice on the stovetop like I get when I order it from Thai One On. And I'm not saying Sistema's Microwave Rice Cooker is going to be able to replicate Asian takeout quality exactly (though...

The Cubes Geometric Structure Memory Foam Pillow

$79 from Amazon »

According to The Cubes, a memory foam pillow made with a geometric structure of 70 individual cubes, this is the sleep companion you need if:...

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

$12.62 from Amazon »

In P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever, Raj Halder and Chris Carpenter take a jab or two (or 26) at the English language, pairing the letters of the alphabet with words that defy the typical intent of alphabet...

A Sack of Sh*t

$6.83 from Amazon »

And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal) and giving a Sack of Shit to someone...

Carhartt Legacy Tool Bags

$40.64 - $104.78 from Amazon »

Easy man gifting is what Carhartt has put together here with their Legacy line of tool bags. The rugged fibers of the handled carriers have been treated with Rain Defender water repellent, and sewn together with triple...

Far Infrared Heated Mattress Pads

$746 - $896 from Amazon »

HealthyLine's Far Infrared heated mattress pad isn't some underneath version of an electric blanket that sits on top of your mattress to keep you warm at night. Rather, the Far Infrared is a (giant!) substitute for a...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

$29 - $195 from The Dark Knot »

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

I'm rounding up the best Secret Santa gifts for $20 or less in a separate pen than the best white elephant gifts for $20 or less because these gift exchanges and 2 different beasts. And not just because one is an obese man who eats like a Hoover vacuum, and the other a majestic 6-ton animal that...

Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs & Attachable Cord

$19.99 from Vibes »

From Eargasm to Loop to these Vibes high fidelity earplugs, a ton of different hearing protectors have descended upon the market over the past couple years. Dare I think kids are growing wiser when it comes to shielding...

Crochet Converse Slippers

$43.90 from Amazon »

Crochet Converse Slippers! A great big foot hug from Grandma and Chuck Taylor! These handmade yarn booties come in colors and sizes suitable for men, women, and children, so they'd make an all-star gift for an athlete...

Some relish the thought of participating in a white elephant gift exchange, envisioning the gags and pranks they'll pull, the equal parts hilarity and awkwardness that will ensue when the boss ends up with the Flowering Penis Mug and Ajax with the Deadpool Chia Pet. This collection of white elephant...

I Love Shoplifting Tote Bag

$24.99 - $27.99 from HUMAN »

Need any gifts for teens? Get them something they'll love - or at least something that talks about something they love - with this I Love Shoplifting tote bag from HUMAN. Available in 13" and 18" sizes for both light...

Square Off Chess Set - Play Remote or AI Opponents

$369 from Amazon »

The Square Off Chess Set gives all the lone strategists out there the opportunity to play a real, tactile game of chess without a real, tactile opponent. The board game, having either teamed up with Ouija spirits, or...

STAG Rack Multi-Sport Suction Cup Roof Rack

$419 - $479 from STAG Rack »

The STAG Rack is a multi-sport roof rack - meaning it has attachments to make it interchangeable between carrying skis, snowboards, road bikes, or mountain bikes - that attaches to your vehicle's roof with suction cups...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 from Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Serpent Table

$7,500 from Blackman Cruz »

And you were wondering what to get the Slytherin you drew for the Secret Santa gift exchange at Hogwarts this year. The Serpent Table from Blackman Cruz conquers the part-captivating, part-disturbing design of a coiled...

Rone Desktop Space Heater & Hand Warmer

$65.99 from Amazon »

The Rone from Blaulock is 2 precious mini heaters for one, in one. The desktop chill buster looks a lot like a speaker, with a 3-legged half-capsule primary unit that contains PTC ceramic heating elements, and a heat-absorbing...

Unlabeled - The Blind Beer Tasting Board Game

$29.99 from Amazon »

You may have stellar beer drinking skills, but how are your beer tasting skills? Grab some cold ones and some friends Cornelius, and put your palate on the playing board for a few rounds of Unlabeled - The Blind Beer...

100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You

$16.99 from Amazon »

I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...

HD Waterproof Wireless Endoscopic Camera

$34.99 from Neva Tech »

That's a smart dude there, using an endoscopic camera to get an HD look at a cut lemon. I just held the one I wanted to zoom in on real close to my eye and...you probably know what happened then...

Toilet Paper Blasters Skid Shot

$19.97 from Amazon »

I've heard of an ass blaster, but an ass-wiper blaster? Toilet Paper Blasters, you and your Skid Shot have my undivided attention...