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ZEI Time- & Task-Tracking Dice

$99 from Timeular »

ZEI time- and task-tracking dice have rolled--Indiana Jones boulder-style--past their $80,000 Kickstarter funding goal and, at 4 days left in the campaign, have collected over $265,000 in pledges. Now what I want to know...

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Light Side / Dark Side Switch Plate Cover

$20 from Amazon »

Forget the moral conundrum, jumping between the Light Side and the Dark Side should be like flipping a switch. Luke's making pumpkin spice muffins? Click. Light's on. The Force is with me. It's pulling me out of bed and...

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Kujira Whale Knives

$35.97 - $44.49 from Amazon »

Did you know whales can cut the cheese too? In fact, I bet they're the sharpest and most powerful cheese cutters on earth. Check it out. You got a sperm whale ready to cut the cheese, a humpback whale ready to cut the...

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PLAISIR des SENS - The Future of Sex Is Here

$33 - $200 from PLAISIR des SENS »

PLAISIR des SENS, a warmed personal lubricant formulated for intensified sexy sensations during intense sexy interactions, describes itself as "The Pleasure Product for the Modern Man." So I figured I better do some research...

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Clever Doormats

$24.99 from Clever Doormats »

Aw man, I think Clever Doormats is sold out of their "This Is Not a Meth Lab" foot wiper o' welcome. No matter. I'm sure Walter and Jesse will enjoy the "Ed McMahon Welcome" mat too. I hear Ed's a very loyal client. How...

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Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers

$18 from Amazon »

All puns, all night long at your next bro night? No, dudes, I'm not playing games with your heart. I'm playing games with this deck of Punderdome cards. Interested, ye linguistic manipulators? Ye nimble thinkers? Ye word...

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Don't F*ck Up the Table Coasters

$18.99 from Amazon »

No reason to mince words when it comes to protecting the 300-pound cherry wood table you just bought off Craigslist. Don't fuck up the table, Cornelius! It's a fine piece of furniture that deserves better than a surface...

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The Food Kracker

$14.95 - $19.95 from Food Kracker, Inc. »

The Food Kracker looks to be as gratifying in application as it is effective. Almost as good as when you buy a bag of ice that gets all hunked up together in the freezer, so when you want to use it you lift it really...

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Time & Oak Signature Whiskey Elements

$29.99 from Time & Oak »

Ladies and gentlemen, with Time & Oak's Signature Elements you can age your face in days instead of years! Who wants one? I'll start the bidding at $10,000! Funny how you change one word in a product's pitch and it sends...

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Water Bhomb Pipe

Sold Out from Amazon »

Don't let Mario or Luigi near the pipe! It'll blow them up! They might be plumbers, and this pipe might be called a Water Bhomb, but my experience with the situation goes all the way back to 1989. My mama's basement....

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Science Lab Oil & Vinegar Bottles

$11.99 - $19.99 from Amazon »

Most foodies are savvy enough to know how to achieve the perfect balance of oil and vinegar in their salad dressings, space-conscious enough to be perpetually on the lookout for ways to consolidate containers on their...

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Talking Chewbacca Slippers

$29.99 from ThinkGeek »

Now Wookiee here, feet! I need to you pipe down for a second! This is a sneak attack on the glazed pumpkin old fashioneds while She-Ra: Princess of Power is in the bathroom. It's cool, though. It's a baker's dozen. Her...

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Olivers Convoy Henley

The Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley is the kind of shirt that if I were playing a pickup game with some dudes at the gym, and one of them took it off and threw it on the bleachers, I might "accidentally" grab it on the...

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Sleep Yoga Posture Pillows

$54.90 - $74.24 from Amazon »

To me, yoga at its finest means Savasana. Corpse pose. Lie there in a hot room on a cold day and think of nothing but your deep inhale [belly rise] and deep exhale [belly fall]. With maybe a thought or two spared for...

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Stargate Sterling Spinner Ring

$124.99 from ThinkGeek »

No, it's not a Stargate Spinner Ring because it was designed for spinners. Though if you meet an especially charming one, you can certainly give it to her, you ol' Daniel Jackson, you. It's a Stargate Spinner Ring because...

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FOODsniffer Food Freshness Tester

$129.99 from FOODsniffer »

You don't need a trained bloodhound or a night of explosive diarrhea and vomiting out the nose to figure out if your food's gone bad anymore. FOODsniffer is a portable "eNose" that will test your meat, poultry, and fish...

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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$14.61 - $26.79 from The Fowndry »

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

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Lowepro Drone Backpacks

$82.21 - $237.44 from Amazon »

Whoa. Is that dude going to fly his drone or catch some ghosts in a proton beam? Lowepro did not skimp on the drama and intrigue during its drone backpack photoshoot. Who is this mysterious quadcopter pilot with the excessively...

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Butterfly Knife Trainer

$12.90 from Amazon »

Practice makes perfect. When it comes to this Butterfly Knife Trainer, practice also makes fewer 911 calls and eyepatches. Between a pair of lightweight skeletonized handles lies a dull blade ideal for training spins...

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Bellini Kitchen Master 8-in-1 Appliance

$529 from Amazon »

If you've watched the first few episodes of Westworld, you know where we're headed. Machines that will help us escape from our lives. Allow us to visit faraway places and times--real, not virtual--without an airplane...

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Severed Zombie Hand Phone Mount

$40 from JONTHINGS »

I slay zombies. I hack off their hands as trophies. I use those trophies to instill fear in all--living, dead, or undead--who would cross me. And also to hold the Waze app on my phone at eye level when I don't know where...

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RoveCam 360 4K Sport Action Camera

$169.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

You can discount your action, or you can film your action in 3K and 3D at a discount. The RoveCam 360 4K Sport Action Camera is a limited time Dude deal at 15% off....

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BAAM! Drain Blaster Cleaner

$28.30 from Amazon »

No, this is not the kind of BAAM! that spices up your sink drain or toilet bowl. On the contrary, it's the kind of BAAM! you call in when you've already spiced up your sink drain or toilet bowl and need help, uh, unspicing...

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Polygon - 4-in-1 Origami Measuring Spoons

$12 from Polygons »

A flat spoon. Isn't that about as useful as a holey bucket? Or decaf? Under normal circumstances, indeed, but under the origami folds of Polygons, spoons that lay smooth and straight as a nun's ruler aren't just useful...

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Gun Lamps

$115 - $305 from Mancave-Stuff »

What's a mancave without a gun...lamp? This exquisite collection of floor and table lamps from Mancave-Stuff is a must-have for just about any room in your home. The Gun Lamps come in 3 issues, Hand Gun and AK-47 tabletop...

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Imploding Kittens - Exploding Kittens 1st Expansion

$12.99 from Amazon »

You've been dodging Exploding Kittens for quite a while now, so the people who wire them have decided to give you a new challenge: dodge more exploding kittens with a 20-card-strong expansion pack, and add a 6th player...

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IRONATE - 3-Minute, No-Oven Pizza

$129 from Ironate »

Know when else you can eat pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time? When pizza's on an IRONATE dish of intense heat conduction that needs just 3 minutes to cook it into a disc of pure crispy-chewy-cheesy-crust...

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The Reel-Quik Hitch

$349 from Hitchrific »

The Reel-Quik Hitch is the Alex Hitchens of trailer and boat hookups. Even if you're not an Albert Brennanman with your truck or SUV, Hitchrific's clever gadget can help make the connection process way smoother, quicker...

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Skull Eyes Sunshade

$13.24 from Amazon »

There hasn't been much sun to shade my car seats from these last few weeks of fall, but that's no reason to abstain from creeping people out with a pair of glowy red skull eyes across my windshield. Skeletor's coming...

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Brush Hero Water-Powered Detail Brush

$39.99 from Amazon »

You can Brush Hero your car tires, you can Brush Hero your bike tires. You can Brush Hero your headlights and all the bits under your hood. You can Brush Hero your dirty grills and your dirty flower pots and your dirty...

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Sansaire Sous Vide Immersion Circulator

$149.99 from Amazon »

A sous vide machine is one of my best gift picks for anyone you know who likes to cook, and especially for anyone you know who likes to cook for you. Traditionally giant, cumbersome, and expensive temperature-controlled...

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Magnetic Soap Holder

$24.99 from Amazon »

Now this looks like some soap beamed straight down from Captain Kirk's bathroom on the Starship Enterprise. It's hovering there in midair because the pyramid base of the holder has telekinetic powers. And also a couple...

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Paint2iT Pro Anti-Gravity Paint Tray

$24.99 from Amazon »

What, you don't like splatter painting your carpet purple--sorry, eggplant--too when your girlfriend convinces you it's a "gender neutral" color perfect for your living room walls? Or spilling the whole tray of paint...

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MiniPresso Espresso Maker

$59.95 from Amazon »

It's just like squeezing out the mustard. Or the honey. Or the shampoo. Except on the other side of your MiniPresso grip strength action lies a fresh pour of pure pick-me-up espresso, rather than a fat blob of condiment...

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Beam Light Socket Smart Projector

$543.35 from Amazon »

That video of me and my girlfriend making sweet, hot...honey chipotle chicken for dinner? Beam it down, Scotty. We'll watch it later projected onto the back wall of the bedroom. And then maybe later on the living room...

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Cozmo the Real-Life Robot

$350 from Amazon »

They say Cozmo is the first "real-life robot like you've only seen in movies." One that has his own personality, which his family (i.e., your kids, i.e., you if you like geeking out on robots) helps cultivate over time...

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Bullet Bluetooth Earbuds

$127.50 - $255 from Schatzii »

Now that wireless Bluetooth earbuds are getting so much play I was wondering when someone would think to make a pair that look like 9mm bullets. A shot of music--or your mama's voice over the phone--right to the head....

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Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as F*ck

$17.70 from Amazon »

All the thugliness, half the effort. Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*ck follows up its bestselling debut with this faster, simpler, and more f*cking thugged out motherf*cker of a cookbook, Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as...

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JAK Knife Smoker's Multi-Tool

$19.99 from Jamaican Army »

The Swiss Army: Neutral and regimented. The Jamaican Army: JAK-ed. Up. The Jamaican Army Knife is just as handy of a multi-tool as its European counterpart, but given that one country is known for its watches and cheese...

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The Cache Belt

$25 - $95 from Wazoo Survival Gear »

Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...

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Hero Within Coats

$99 - $249 from Hero Within »

I told my gf I would agree to wear a man pea coat under one condition: it had to have a subtle and classy Bat symbol integrated into its cut and stitching across the back and shoulders. Then I smugly thought about how...

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DeLonghi Mica Panel Heater

$89.95 from Amazon »

My girlfriend wants to install this Mica Panel Heater next to her face on the bedroom wall. I've never known a girl who's so cold all the time. Except my ex-girlfriend, Karen. But I always thought that was because the...

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Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet

Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...

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Splashlight Bioluminescent Water Blaster

$24.95 from BioToy »

Remember when you used to put lightning bug butts and water in the blender and then use them to fill your squirt gun for nighttime fights with your friend Cornelius? Ahhh, childhood in the 80s. That was cool. Maybe even...

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HYDRA SmartBottle

$59.99 from Amazon »

HYDRA has found a way to make water a whole lot more interesting, and it doesn't even involve caffeine, neon food dyes, or a 1,000,000 Scoville rating. (Though that last one might be a fun idea for a Halloween prank.)...

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Bionic Bird: The Furtive Drone

$99.95 from Bionic Bird »

"Grand Master Pycelle...send a Bionic Bird to Casterly Rock." He's not a real raven, but this biomimetic drone is built and engineered to look so much like one that you'll definitely be able to use him to deliver apple...

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Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull

$53.99 from Apollo »

The Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull wishes all you Frobisher Brophys, Inquisitor Victor Lippetts, and Prof. Dr. Elias Claver, Esquires out there a Happy Neo-Victorian Halloween! A full 360 degrees of eye(socket)-catching...

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Soap Rocks

$8.49 - $46.49 from Amazon »

Gettin' so fresh and so clean with my Lapus Lazuli. Scrubbin' down with a fine hunk of green garnet. Washin' away my sins with this bar of Black Onyx. Who needs the time to mine semi-precious stones, or the money to buy...