Muscle Man Boyfriend Pillow

$19.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, this muscle man isn't just always available to Netflix & Chill with you, he's even up for watching any Ryan Gosling movie you want. And for being a respectful gentlemen who tries nothing more than offering you...

RFID-Blocking Leather Passport Holder

$23.99 from Amazon »

I got one of these RFID-blocking leather passport holders as a Christmas gift last year. I smiled politely when I opened it and gave the standard, "Oh wow, a leather passport holder. That's great. Thanks." But 8 months...

Zwilling J.A. Henckels 5-Piece Complete Grooming Set

$179 from Amazon »

If Zwilling J.A. Henckels' grooming set contains tips and blades as sharp as the company's kitchen knives, any dude who gets this luxury collection of tweezers and scissors and clippers is going to look clean and dashing...

Collective Carry Glowing Vials

Collective Carry's Glowing Vials look like little tubes of perfume spray you can use to cover yourself in a nice mist of bioluminescence. That smells like Great Bluedini Kool-Aid or Ecto Cooler Hi-C. Talk about a best...

Sweet Sweat Thermogenic Workout Enhancer

$27.95 from Amazon »

You might get sweaty with your sweetie on the regular, but how often to you get sweet with your sweat? Or maybe the better question, albeit way less linguistically clever is: why the salty beads would you ever want to...

X-Acto Basic Knife Set

$16.49 - $19.76 from Amazon »

You'll never be without X-Actly the right X-Acto with this complete set of the company's basic knives and blades. A no-fail gift for Dad (or gift for Mom if she's a crafty mama...or a Dexter mama) the X-Acto set comes...

Bite Toothpaste Bits

$12 from Bite »

Bite, brush, smile, repeat. Adios, toothpaste tubes! Bite Toothpaste Bits are solid tablets of condensed toothpaste that, once they co-mingle with your mouth and its spit supply, become the whitening, teeth-cleansing...

Clip-On Man Bun

$7.99 from Amazon »

Don't worry, man-bun-coveting dudes of the brunette persuasion. These clip-on man buns also come in darker colors. Lighter ones too, platinum blondies, plus 2 different sizes, though the smaller, 3" version is recommended...

Microhearth Microwave Grill Pan

$59.95 from Amazon »

Microhearth has developed a very interesting little microwave grill pan. Yes, a pan for grilling food in your microwave. Yes, it sounds like an SNL commercial. But the Microhearth Grill Pan actually has decent reviews...

Drivable 1:1 LEGO Technic Bugatti Chiron

How does a drivable 1:1 LEGO Technic Bugatti Chiron come to be? Oh, just 1,000,000+ LEGO Technic elements, 13,438 man hours, and one Le Mans winner Andy Wallace test drive after some LEGO dudes decide they want to prove...

Gerber Barbill Wallet

$19.95 from Amazon »

Gerber's Barbill wallet looks like it has a pair of butterfly wings that slide out from either side of its elastic band center. Maybe to communicate that, despite the sturdy look and feel of the wallet's stainless steel...

Fingerlings Untamed T-Rex Interactive Dinosaurs

$14.84 - $14.99 from Amazon »

With their Untamed T-Rex interactive dinosaur toys, Fingerlings has finally mastered the gift for your kid that is also a gift for yourself. And don't forget to collect all 4 to display on your desktop his nightstand!...

Endoscopic Android Camera

$14.50 from Neva Tech »

You don't have to stick an endoscopic camera down your throat, or up your...nostril to make good use of the magnifying viewer for tiny or inaccessible areas. This meter-long endoscope attaches to your Android or PC to...

Working Tetris Coffee Table

$270 from Etsy »

Thanks be to the skills of Arduino, Raspberry Pi, and Purple Wires for brightening up my day with their working Tetris coffee tables. Purple Wires is the shop with the ingenuity to pair up the other two to create the...

Speedo Hydro Shredders

$94.83 from Amazon »

Aqua aerobics has never looked so macho! Speedo's Hydro Shredders are plastic pool mitts designed with valves and tubercle technology that create heavy resistance when used either underwater or at its surface. Part of...

Rauk Heavy Tumbler - Crystal Whiskey Glass

$50 from Norlan »

The description Norlan has put together on their forthcoming Rauk Heavy Tumbler is a little long-winded and pretentious. Apparently one of the most unique and special whiskey glasses ever on earth, the Rauk is a leaded...

PlugBug Duo MacBook Travel Adapter & USB Device Charger

$49.99 from Amazon »

Twelve South has made the PlugBug, a nifty MacBook charger accessory with an adorable name that might help absorb some of the rage you feel at Apple for constantly F'ing with your devices' ports and power sources. The...

Infiniti Prototype 10 Concept

The Infiniti Prototype 10 concept e-speedster is Infiniti Executive Design Director Karim Habib's design debut with the brand. It is also the sickest Infiniti I've seen since the J30 came out in 1993. Dude. I f-loved...

Inflatable Pontoon Boat with Motor Mount

$359.91 from Amazon »

This inflatable Colorado Pontoon Boat is built to American Boat and Yacht Council standards, and comes with a motor mount, but if you want to go from floatin' to motorboatin' you'll need to supply the lips, cheeks, lung...

Kasina Mind Media System for Mood, Stress & Meditation

$359 from Amazon »

The MindPlace Kasina borrows its name from a Pali term and corresponding mediation method, which incorporates visual objects into its process of calming and focusing the mind. For its version of Kasina, MindPlace updates...

ShutterGrip Smartphone Camera Controller

$29.99 from Just Mobile »

The ShutterGrip camera controller for iPhone and Android smartphones reduces the risk of dropping your phone off a cliff or lift, into the ocean or your stovetop potion, and down the stairs or onto your (or his) manly...

Beer Caramelizer Campfire Tool

$34.99 from Amazon »

"Throw another lager on the fire," says the Beer Caramelizer. Yuk, yuk, yuk, a flavor-enhancing campfire tool after my own heart...

Cat Camp Cat Tents

$59.95 from Cat Camp »

Cat Camp Cat Tents aren't just charming twists on cat beds that look like human tents on the outside. They are real, multi-part tents through and through. Cat Camp calls themselves "the world's first specialized tent...

Bench Dog Bench Cookie Work Grippers

$13.49 from Amazon »

Mmmm, gotta say, Bench Dog, calling them "Cookies" sure doesn't hurt these non-slip bench pads' appeal...