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BitLock Smart Keyless Bike Lock

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Like most smart things, BitLock aims to serve, protect, and make your life just a little bit easier. The sturdy U-lock system locks and unlocks with no key, and no tedious dials to challenge your fine motor skills in...

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Evoke - Induction Powered Vaporizer

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Mystery Geek & Gamer Loot Crates

$20 from Loot Crate »

Loot Crate hails itself the first-ever subscription service for the Double Gs. Available in 1-month, 3-month, or 6-month blocks, Loot Crates ship out once every 30 days. Each crate carries a different overall theme and...

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$27 from Amazon »

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Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

$28 from Eletrunks »

Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

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YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99 from Elastic Plastician »

If we are going to defeat the enemy, we must band together! Soldiers, load your rubber! Is it emasculating to turn an M1911, a pistol some may call "The World's Most Respected Handgun" into a wooden version that fires...

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1 x solid maple surface + 1 x pre-seasoned cast iron dome = 1 x Fourneau Bread Oven carbo-coma. If you've got the touchy yeast thing down, the touchy kneading thing down, and the touchy rise in a warm (but not too warm!)...

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