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LED Stickman Costumes

$69.99 - $98 from Glowy Zoey »

Why wear a reflective vest when you can turn yourself into a giant glowing human stickman before heading out at night? Sure, they call this YouTube phenomenon made popular by Little "Glowy" Zoey a costume, but I don't...

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Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 from Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

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NEGG Boiled Egg Peeler

$16.13 from Amazon »

So far my favorite part about the NEGG boiled egg peeler is 18 seconds into the demo video. That's when a patient-looking grandma hand gets frustrated with her old-fashioned egg-peeling efforts and squashes the whole...

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Xtend & Climb Telescoping Ladder

$145 from Amazon »

Home maintenance. It's an upward climb. Got a good ladder for the ascent? Reviewers love Xtend & Climb's residential Telescoping Ladder. The aluminum climber extends incrementally by the foot to a max height of 12.5'...

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mPosition Mobile Workstation

Would making spreadsheets, dialing in to meetings, and replying to 979 emails per day be less excruciating if you could do it from a desk chair that could double as the pilot's seat on Musk's first spaceship to Mars?...

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Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wall Clock

$199.95 from Amazon »

The only thing missing from this Return of the Jedi wall clock is an R2-D2 head that pops out on the hour to go, Bee-boo-boop-coo-koo! Otherwise, it's all there. Electroluminescent lightsabers and LED glow from within:...

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Wolverine Pack Self-Healing Utility Bag

$59 - $75 from Slughaus »

If you're thinking, "What the Thoros of Myr is a self-healing utility bag?" like I was when I first saw the Wolverine Pack, check out this GIF of a dude stabbing the bag with a spike

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Speakeasy Briefs & Flask

$29.95 from Speakeasy Briefs »

Is that a hard metal canister in your pants, or are you just...um...a cyborg? This tag team of Speakeasy Briefs and branded flask comes to your crotchal region in the names of comfort, durability, covert liquor consumption...

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Aura Glass - Spill Resistant Aerating Glassware

$59.95 from Aura Glass »

Since most of us spin and swish our glasses of wine and whiskey to aerate them anyway, Aura Glass has come up with a (mighty fine looking, I must say) way to do it without sloshing the wine and whiskey all over the table....

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Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You're Sh*t

$11.50 from Amazon »

Its not like anyone care about the rules of grammar no more, so Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit is really just a weak attempt to belittle and bully today's generation into going back a hundred years to learn...

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Dino Pet Bioluminescent Night Light

$49.90 from Biopop »

If you're getting a Dino Pet as a gift for your kid, tell them it's a dinosaur crossed with a firefly. If you're getting one as a gift for a geek, tell them it's a unicellular marine algae crossed with the biological...

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Nintendo Lighters

$6.99 from Amazon »

Are you going to fire up the NES or ignite the Game Boy tonight? These Nintendo-themed lighters have all your old school flame-flicking needs covered. I wonder if they also come with a means of converting flame to fireball...

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Octopus Shower Caddy

$32.95 from Amazon »

The Octopus Shower Caddy is for all of us and for everywhere. Kids and adults, dorms and McMansion master baths, those whose homes are already filled with cephalopods, and those still bereft of a single one. Look at this...

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NFL Football Teams' Greatest Plays Slate Coasters

$50 from Amazon »

These football plays will go down in history as their NFL teams' greatest, and the slate coasters they're printed on will go down on your table as a barrier between your fine oak and your sweaty can of Bud. The 4-deep...

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The Happy Sit Kit

$16.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

No, I didn't make a typo. It's called "The Happy Sit Kit," not "The Happy Shit Kit," but, yes, I agree. It should definitely be called "The Happy Shit Kit." At least if this travel case of toiletries indeed does what...

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Giveaway: Liquid Metal "Terminator" Watch

I'll be bahhck...at 2 p.m. Track the countdown to Termination, keep yourself running on time, or just get hypnotized by the droplets of Metallium gliding around your clock face. Click here and enter to win a Terminator-inspired...

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STCKBLS Stackable & Expandable BBQ Grill System

$325 - $399 from STCKBLS »

The guys who created STCKBLS could be equal parts foodie and roadie. Their new stackable, modular BBQ grill system looks like a tower of amps coming in, and cooks like a gas grill turned up to eleven...no, twelve thousand...

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Keytendo Video Game Console Key Holder

$34.99 from Amazon »

Somewhere between way too much and not nearly enough geek lies the Keytendo, an NES-themed key holder, and your Goldilocks gift for a geek....

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Chucky Bath Bomb

I know this Chucky Bath Bomb looks spherical, but take caution while using it. I can almost guarantee you there are some pointy edges hiding in there somewhere....

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Memory Foam Rug Pads

$59.99 - $316.54 from Amazon »

Clearly, the forces behind Rug Pad USA came up with the idea for a memory foam rug pad while jumping on the bed. Heyyyy, this cushion o' body-conforming comfort feels pretty good on my feet and toeses too....

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Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

$109 - $149 from Hot Octopuss »

Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...

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Spaghetti Monster Colander

$18 from OTOTO »

Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster sympathizers, people who just enjoy a good googly-eyed car emblem, I hope you're hungry! For your deity has appeared to me in colander form. He says he wants to live in your kitchen....

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Off Grid Survival Axe Elite

$64.99 from Off Grid Tools »

Off Grid Tools' Survival Axe Elite is a more compact and finely-tuned version of the company's original multi-tool, the Trucker's Friend. (It's also an updated version of itself, formerly called the Lil' Trucker.) The...

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Door-Ease Lube Stick

$5.49 from Amazon »

I haven't tried this Door-Ease Lube Stick yet - and I understand it's been around for years - but it caught my eye because my condo has those space-saving (i.e., cheap-ass) bi-fold doors installed on all the closets....

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Dripping Glass Jellyfish Sculptures

Daniela Forti creates these sick jellyfish sculptures and sculptural tables that I would definitely break within 5 minutes of owning using a glassworking technique called glass fusion, and a physics technique called gravity....

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F*ck, That's Delicious

$20.25 from Amazon »

When I see the title F*ck, That's Delicious, all I can think of are the words, "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!" I wonder if Action Bronson uses Jules Winnfield, or the Jules Winnfield talking action fig

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Amazingly Accurate Tomato Slicer

$12.99 from Amazon »

Convince anyone you're an Olympic tomato wrangler with the Arc "Amazingly Accurate" Tomato Slicer! I don't know how often you need to segment out one of the juicy vegeta-fruits, but for me it's...eh, not that often. Maybe...

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Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion

$35.99 from Amazon »

The key to the Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion's effectiveness: fan placement. I haven't even used one myself, but one look at where that little 12V fan at the bottom of the seat is pointed and I know my boys will...

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ShooAway Chemical Free Fly Repellent

$23.97 from Amazon »

When you're tired of flapping fingers and fly swatters, try a different style of shoo-away. The ShooAway fly repellent does what your hands, handhelds, and handy noxious strips cannot: it deters bugs from buzzing near...

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Artisan Dry Cured Meats Charcuterie Starter Kit

$160 from Amazon »

While most of the charcuterie I've had from stores and in restaurants has been stupidly expensive, stingily portioned snob food, I usually overlook its hoity toity characteristics on account of the fact that it's also...

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HuMn Mini Wallet

$29.99 from HuMn »

The HuMn Mini is like a little s'mores wallet. Except black. And inedible. Just slightly larger than the average credit card, HuMn epitomizes minimalist design without sacrificing durability and security. The wallet uses...

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Shonin Streamcam Wearable Personal Security Camera

$169 - $259 from Shonin »

Who wants their very own cloud-connected bodycam? The Shonin Streamcam is a forthcoming wearable personal security camera that records goings-on in hi-res video and, via WiFi or cellular SIM, saves it directly to the...

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SureFlap Microchip Pet Door

$150 - $170.99 from Amazon »

Tired of the neighbor's cat Willard and his local gang of raccoons letting themselves in your dog door to clean you out of tuna fish and play poker at your kitchen table? Lock them out with SureFlap's Microchip Pet Door...

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The Nugget Micro Home

This cute little Nugget might be bigger than your kid, but...not by much. Modern Tiny Living's first micro home checks in at a mere 102 square feet and 4,500 pounds and...OK, fine. That's a lot bigger than your kid....

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28-Port MondoHub

$54.99 from Manhattan »

Jay Leno collects cars, Angelina Jolie collects knives, and you collect...USB cables. So. Many. USB Cables. Well, say thanks to MondoHub because now you have somewhere to plug them in. All at once. Side by side. The high-capacity...

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Trezor the Bitcoin Safe - Hardware Bitcoin Wallet

$99.99 - $129.95 from Amazon »

Bitcoin. It's nice work if you can get it. And if you get it...best keep that golden cryptocurrency safe from computer viruses and malware. Keyloggers and hackers. Your snooping friend Cornelius. Trezor, a hardware bitcoin...

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Robo R2 High Performance Smart 3D Printer

$1,499.99 from Amazon »

As you'd imagine from their similarity in name, the Robo R2 3D and the Droid R2-D2 have much in common. While the former cannot boop-beep-beep-bee-boop and engage you in deep conversation like the latter, both printer...

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SpiceStack Spice Organizer

$29.99 - $38.92 from Amazon »

SpiceStack is a rack that tucks away your herbs on tidy shelves when you don't need them, and then flips them down for easy viewing and easier access when you do. And for once, I'm talking about the herbs that go in your...

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Giant Batman Batarang

$199.99 from ThinkGeek »

A 4-foot Batman Batarang. I wonder if you could hang glide on that thing. I wonder if it would make a good frisbee. Or, at 4-1/2 pounds, a good World's Strongest Man chucking event....

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Giveaway: Saddleback Leather Co. Bags & Leather Goods

Saddleback Leather Co. Bags & Leather Goods: Congratulations to Wayne W. of Portage, IN, winner of the Saddleback Leather Co. Bags & Leather Goods giveaway (he went with the Simple Waxed Canvas Backpack.) Thanks to all...

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The Horizontal Shower

In paradise, you take a Horizontal Shower. You lie on a smooth, warm slab of tile as 6 falls of water cascade like mermaid kisses onto your tired and thirsty skin. You choose their intensity and temperature, their pattern...

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Diet Star Diet Belt

$19 from Donkey »

Here's a wearable health tracker for you. Super low tech. Even your mama can figure out how to use the Diet Star diet belt. And she's gonna need to because...

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The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils

$31.20 from Amazon »

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

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Right Shears Scissors

$19.99 from Amazon »

Current approach not cutting it? Maybe it's time to take a different angle. A right angle. A Right Shears angle....

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Vollebak Solar Charged Jacket

$350 from Vollebak »

Vollebak's Solar Charged Jacket does for Slimer Green what the clothing startup's Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie did for Unicorn Pink: it takes a crazy cut from Roy G Biv, and gives it a highly functional application. Naptime's...

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Speech Ring Articulation Refinement Tool

$65 from Amazon »

The Speech Ring will not help wearers choose their words more wisely (sad!) but the articulation refinement tool will train them to speak those that do come out more clearly. It's a new attempt to cure mush mouth....

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Goliath Titanium 5-Piece Herb Grinder

$10.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Goliath Industry has 49 diamond-shaped, diamond-hard teeth for you. Their 5-piece grinder is a premium herbal pastime accessory that can gnaw any herb into a smooth blend free of twigs and seeds....

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StarTech Hard Drive Eraser

$509.99 from Amazon »

StarTech's latest contribution to the world of data deletion is a hard drive eraser capable of wiping up to 4 SATA drives simultaneously. Like a previous generation StarTech "cleaner" we saw here, this eraser is a standalone...