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ATLAS Throttle Lock - Cruise Control for Motorcycles

$135 from Amazon »

Despite the longstanding belief of soccer moms, dudes (and ladies) on motorcycles don't always want to "gun it and make a racket right outside my house! Right after I got Asher down for a nap!" Sometimes they just want...

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SANS Juice & Smoothie Preserving Travel Bottle

$30 from Amazon »

Pump up the jam, or at least its squeezed and blended fruit components, with the SANS, a travel bottle for juices and smoothies whose built-in vacuum pump mechanism is designed to preserve your drinks in their freshest...

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Giveaway: Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker

Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to William D. III of Philadelphia, PA, winner of the Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check...

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CAKE Hanayama Cast Metal Puzzle

$16.99 from Amazon »

I like how Hanayama Puzzles says its tiny new CAKE Cast Metal Puzzle is recommended for ages 12 to 105 years, but "A few bright children between 8 to 11 years" might also be able to solve it. In other words, parents out...

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NatureZap Weed Killer

$99 - $199 from Amazon »

The NatureZap series of weed-killing wands eliminates pests of the chlorophyll persuasion without the use of harmful chemicals, or harmful bends and twists of your lumbar spine. NatureZap combines a cocktail of Infrared...

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World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$10.19 from Amazon »

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VirZOOM Virtual Reality Exercise Bike

$399.99 from Amazon »

The VirZOOM Virtual Reality Exercise Bike delivers both active and passive health benefits. First, the person riding the bike and participating in its arcade of racing, shooting, trapping, and pegasus-flying VR games...

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Skull Microphones

This place is dead. But if you're into the types of bands that rock out through skull microphones, dead could be a good thing. Last week we saw steel human head bones tossed into the fire as logs. Now Von Erickson Laboratories...

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Pirate Handcuffs

$11.20 from Amazon »

Pirate Handcuffs. Oh gee, whaddaya think most people are gonna use these for? Yep, I think so too: citizen's arrests. Too bad Dev and Denise didn't have a pair on that episode of Master of None when they citizen's arrested...

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TurnPoint Smart Motorcycle Glove

$149 - $199 from Kickstarter »

The TurnPoint Glove is a navigation wearable for motorcycle riders. It makes following GPS maps and directions easier (and safer) because you don't have to find a nonexistent windshield, dash, or air vent on your bike...

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truBrain Think Drinks

$24 from TruBrain »

truBrain Think Drinks are energy shots, sure, but they're not--or at least their calculated packaging and scientific assertions say they're not--your typical caffeine-and-corn-syrup-laden boosters. truBrain focuses on...focus....

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Sitting-Pocket Sweatpants

$79.20 from Beta Brand »

Pockets. Designed to hold stuff while your hands are busy. Pockets. Designed to drop stuff or make it really, really hard to get to when you sit down. Sitting pockets. Designed to conquer. Sitting pockets hold things....

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FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top

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The FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top is a new, limited-edition release from Butterfield Machine, the Utah-based shop also responsible for hand-machining this slick Fire Piston. Having received and spun around...

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Fire Extinguisher Ball

$70 from Amazon »

In a way, AFO makes a fireball you can sling at your enemies to fight them off. But here your enemies won't be Goombas or Sagat, they'll be the flaming tongues of a stove fire or tipped-over candle, and your fireball...

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Solar System in a Bottle

While Little Planet Factory, like science, has also shunned Pluto as a planet in its Solar System in a Bottle, I think they make up for it by having crafted and calibrated the 8 remaining MVEMJSUN to scale. At 1:5,000,000,000....

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Crying Unicorn Candle

$24.79 from Firebox.com »

Is a crying unicorn a sign of impending doom or a hint that I should go get my coffee cup and drink up that rainbow magic for good luck?...

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Solid Signal BLADE Slim HDTV Antenna

$15.99 from Solid Signal »

Solid Signal's ultra-slim HD antennas won't hook you up with the WiFi, but they will allow you to maintain some of your TV viewing habits without selling your soul (and private information) to the cable company. Available...

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Bullet Boutonniere

$15.95 from Bullet Bouquets »

Look even more bangin' in your tux or suit coat with one of Bullet Bouquets' Bullet Boutonnieres. Remember Bullet Bouquets? The overnight bloomin' ammo sensation has expanded its line of potted rounds to include wearables...

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Replica Folsom Prison Antique Padlock

$16.99 from Amazon »

Folsom Prison opened in 1880. Eighty-eight years later, Johnny Cash recorded "Folsom Prison Blues," and an album's worth of other hits, live for its inmates. And this padlock is all that separated Cash from his audience...

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Cereal Motel Adult Cereals

$12.50 from Cereal Motel »

Cereal Motel has a slightly different take on "adult" cereal than Fiber One and unfrosted Mini Wheats do. It's a take I like a whole, whole lot more than whole grains and improved bowel movements. Cereal Motel makes "deliciously...

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Japanese Steel Pruning Shears

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These Garden Elite Japanese steel pruning shears are a fun reminder that it's almost time for spring cleaning. And all the weeding, trimming, mowing, and mulching you'll get to spend 3 straight weekends, and many doses...

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Flingons Flingable Magnetic Stress Toys

$23.99 from Amazon »

Flingons look like miniature boomerangs, but the twist here is that when you throw them they don't come back. They stick with great projectile prowess to any metal surface you toss them at, or to one another....

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$23.75 from Amazon »

Pyrography. It's when you're not obsessed with setting things on fire, you're just burning them for the sake of art. And this Creative Versa-Tool is the burn pen maker Walnut Hollow would like you to use to do it....

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Penclic R2 Ergonomic Pen Mouse

$89 from Amazon »

The pen is mightier than the mouse. At least for those of you who prefer the wrap-and-grip of your hand on the former to the lay-and-cup of it on the latter. So too might you like Penclic's assimilation of pen and mouse...

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Bullet Grinder

$9.99 from Goliath Industry »

This Bullet Grinder has 6 shots and 26 teeth, which is 5 more shots and 20 more teeth than the guy I played Russian Roulette with on Saturday....

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Giveaway: Gear Up for Spring Mystery Box

Gear Up for Spring Mystery Box Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Michael G. of Mechanicsburg, PA, winner of the Gear Up for Spring Mystery Box. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat

$2,685 from Raptor Boats »

The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...

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Dark Nexus Throwing Knife Set

$13.95 from Amazon »

Dark Nexus says they're throwing knives, but to me they look like part throwing knife, part knork! When zombie slayer target practice is over I think these snake-tongued blades will accompany me to the dinner table to...

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Heatbuff Keyboard Hand Warmer

$71 from Envavo »

Stuck gaming in the basement with nothing but a space heater and the warmth wafting from your CPU? Boss too cheap to tick the thermostat above 68 at the office? Hands so cold you feel like you're typing with the fingers...

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Handy Camel Bag Clip

$8.96 from Amazon »

Know what needs a Great. Big. Hug? Your bag of kitty litter. Your bag of BBQ charcoal. And the potting mix and ice melt. But if you don't like hugging and lugging your giant bags of home and garden crap around your home...

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Safe-T Designer Fire Extinguishers

$99 - $199 from Safe-T »

Even fire extinguishers have succumbed to the pressure of making every piece of crap I own stylized, customized, and personalized so that it's uniquely representative of ME! Saving lives and avoiding burning down my girlfriend's...

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Marshall Stockwell Portable Bluetooth Speaker

$227.22 from Amazon »

Naturally, Marshall gets all the style points for its portable Bluetooth speakers. Not that it was a hard task to model their little rectangular box music players after their big rectangular box music amplifiers, but...

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Skull Gas Fireplace Logs

$65 from Amazon »

Time to surprise my girlfriend with a romantic night by the fire. And a romantic fire filled with human skull fireplace logs. Who knew bone made such fine kindling?...

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Boxwood Genius Hardwood Dice

$25 from Boxwood »

No pips? No pips?! Nope, no pips. Just the smooth, handsome richness of the hardwoods William Manke uses to craft his Genius Dice....

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Urchin Bean Bag Chair

$19,500 from Blackman Cruz »

The Urchin Bean Bag Chair. Just in case your BDSM bordello is missing a touch of magic from the sea. Designed by Ursula Blackman Cruz, this leather-upholstered lounger is certainly a standout in home decor. Some might...

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Edible Chocolate Candles

$9.99 from Vat 19 »

Edible Chocolate Candles are for when some little guy...or some little guy's Auntie She-Ra's boyfriend...gets a little too zealous about diving into the double chocolate with chocolate fudge and chocolate cookie crumbles...

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Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks

Gotta hang that Venkman jacket somewhere. The Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks store your coats and, check out the GIF, contain your keys so they don't wreak havoc on your

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The Ballistic Backpack

Look at all that Ballistic Backpack webbing. Think of all the ink pens and pen lights and bottle openers and nail clippers and strips of crispy bacon you could stick in there. It's like...it's like...a pocket protector...

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Aumeo - Personalize the Sound of Your Headphones

$199 from Aumeo Audio »

Plug in your existing headphones to the Aumeo module and customize their output to suit your own ears' preferred input. Aumeo gives you the ability to tweak your audio until it syncs with your individual hearing sensitivity...

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SweatBlock Clinical Strength 7-Day Antiperspirant

$19.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, yeah I know sweating is healthy, but everything in moderation, right? And if your glands produce more of a torrential downpour than a morning dew every time you get hot, winded, or stressed out, SweatBlock antiperspirant...

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June Intelligent Oven

$1,495 from Amazon »

The June Intelligent Oven is the Oprah of skills: now YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook! Yes, that's right, without training, practice, or talent June will make everyone think you're...

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Bish's Tear Mender Fabric & Leather Adhesive

$5.48 - $18.11 from Amazon »

Question, Mr. Bish: does your Tear Mender adhesive work on all areas of fabric and leather textiles? Like say, for example, on the crotch of a pair of black leather pants that might have gotten ripped during an 80s theme...

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ClipMate USB Clip-On Light

$35.33 from Amazon »

Turn any hat into a headlamp, any pair of pants into a party with the ClipMate USB, a rechargeable light that clips onto a variety of surfaces to shine the way hands-free in an equal variety of situations. Runners and...

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Adult Achievement Stickers

$8.95 from Amazon »

Children receive stickers for achievements such as pooping in the pot, getting straight A's, and coming in last (but participating!) Why shouldn't adults get some comparable adhesive words of affirmation when they done...

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Dino Case - T-Rex Lunch Box & Carrier

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No one will steal your lunch--or your maker tools, or your stash--ever again with T-Rex guarding it. The Dino Case from Suck UK uses the impenetrable strength of beastly prehistoric jaw to protect your most beloved PB&Js....

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Nuni Tortilla Toaster

$79.99 from Nuni »

I don't care how much I don't need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster, I need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster. Uno of all, tacos are the most delectable dish a human mind has ever conceived. Dos of all, when it's pissing rain outside, they...

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Nimuno Loops LEGO Compatible Adhesive Tape

$11 - $50 from indiegogo »

LEGO my Eggo. Really. Stick a strip of Nimuno Loops LEGO-compatible adhesive tape on your frozen waffle box, or maybe the plate you're serving them on, and go to LEGO town building a fortress none shall pass as you eat...

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$9.99 from Amazon »

D*ck in a Box is back! Just in time to dil-dole out some good times at the office and an April Fool's Day gift or two. Like many popular send-it-anonymously pranks, maker Witty Yeti will take a sworn oath to mail your...