WatchStand Apple Watch Charging Dock

$26.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Now that you've got a shiny new Apple Watch, it's time to buy it some shiny new toys. You could start with this slick stick of a charging podium from Griffin. The WatchStand houses and hides Apple's charging cable inside...

3D-Illusion Lighting Sculpture

$79.99 from Blue Pine Studio »

Now here's a fine piece of optical trickery. Blue Pine Studio's 3D light sculpture projects its beams as an intricate geometric nest of LEDs that can be set to 16 different colors and 4 different light-changing modes....

O-Mega Star Warrior Stun Gun

$109.95 from Amazon »

But officer, it's just a movie prop. See, they used an O-Mega Star Warrior Stun Gun in Demolition Man, Con-Air, and The Last Boy Scout. I'm just role-playing and...ow! I see you are not. Can you at loosen those cuffs...

Sneaky Uses for Everyday Things

$9.63 from Amazon »

Sneaky and shady basically mean the same thing, but for some reason sneakiness manages to carry an air of charm, whereas shadiness makes everyone want to steer clear of the jackhole who will short you on his portion of...

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The COFFEEBOXX

Giveaway: The COFFEEBOXX

By: OXX »

Bulls schmulls. I want to help you get strong as an OXX. Step 1: click here and enter to win OXX's burly COFFEEBOXX, a single cup brewing system with a crush-proof core, water- and dust-resistant housing, and button that...

GoBQ Roll-up Grill

$135 from GoBQ Grills »

Some punk kids do grow up to make something of themselves. For example, punk college kid Eric Goeken grew up to be a 30-something broke hipster punk (I swear, his words, not mine). A 30-something broke hipster punk with...

Hidetoshi Nakayama Bolt Action Pen

$420 from Monkey Edge »

I've never understood why people drop hundreds of dollars on things like blue jeans and wine when Carhartt's and 2 Buck Chuck will do just fine jobs of covering your ass and getting you drunk. But spending hundreds of...

Dotti Pixel-Art Notification Light

$69.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Here's a happy little block of blocks to add some entertainment and LED flair to your notifications. The Dotti lights up and serves as a canvas to pixelated art you can set to notify you of texts, emails, and social media...

GolfBoard

$6,500 from GolfBoard »

I'm sure serious, elitist golfers have long been wondering when their posh country clubs were going to figure out a way to incorporate skateboarding into their rolling 18 holes of pristine greens. Well, lads, this is...

Bruiser Gauntlet

$48 from Etsy »

Why throw your hat in the ring for the title of Most Badass Cosplayer when you can show up in Rawring Craft's Bruiser Gauntlet and just whack the shit out of anyone who disputes your claim to it? The sci-fi arm guard...

CPU Wars Card Game

$14.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

No one appreciates your knowledge and skills until they need you to fix their own IT systems, do they? But at least with these 2 decks of the CPU Wars card game you can show off your encyclopedic understanding of desktop...

Lime Bomber

$15.47 from Amazon »

Whether you're averse to germs, juice squirts in the eye and beer sprays on the shirt, or just putting forth a modicum more of effort than is necessary, the Lime Bomber will free your fingers of the habitual summertime...

Breaking Bad Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter

$18.99 from Amazon »

Celebrate this summer--and finding Walter--with a big bucket of Los Pollos Hermanos fried chicken. And if you don't live close enough to Breaking Bad's fictional representation of Albuquerque to grab some, grab a bucket...

Power Vault 18,000mAh Portable Battery Pack

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Another day, another portable battery pack, right? But the supply wouldn't exist if not for the demand. The demand for just one extra bar so I can watch a few more Honest Trailers and maybe text my mama to come pick me...

4-Person Picnic Cooler

$105.89 - $124.95 from Amazon »

Picnics are F'ing lame. At least that's what my friend Cornelius keeps reminding me I used to say before I began dating She-Ra: Princess of Power and became a "dopey-eyed golden retriever who likes pink wine and picnics."...

Bedphones Sleep Headphones

$39.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

If you're hesitant to surround yourself in pillowcase sound, you can still lull yourself to sleep to the melodic harmonies of Boyz II Men without disturbing your bedmate or the very large Samoan man sitting next to you...

Donkervoort D8 GTO - Bare Naked Carbon Edition

Here's a sweet ride for you...or Batman. AutoBlog pretty accurately sums up Dutch car maker Donkervoort's Bare Naked Carbon Edition of their fit-for-a-Dark-Knight D8 GTO in a single word: bonkers. Legal on the road and...

Ostrich Chaise Lounge

$52.23 from Amazon »

Normally the idea of burying one's head in the sand carries a negative connotation, but in the case of this beach-ready lounge chair, pulling an ostrich will produce nothing but the pleasant results of full-body comfort...

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Surround Sound Bluetooth Pillowcase

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The mysterious Alex of Boston, MA says he's an inventor who is shy to share his inventions. But someone found at least one of them, the SIO Musical Pillow Sheet, because today Alex has been inundated with over 700 inquiries...

Star Wars Schematics Hawaiian Shirt

$43.31 - $47.95 from Amazon »

As entities, Hawaii and Star Wars seem pretty discordant to me. Beach with palm trees and umbrella drinks meets outer space and black-plastic-composite-clad Darth Vader? Compatibility: <5%. But take a Hawaiian shirt...

MiracleFold Laundry Folder

$24.99 from Amazon »

No matter how easy this contraption makes folding a shirt, unless the task has just been completed by a paraplegic, I think it's a bit of an overstatement to assign it "miracle" status. That word should really be reserved...

iFixit Pro Tech Toolkit Bundle

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Does everyone ask you to fix their computers just because you wear glasses and T-Shirts that say things like, "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't?" It's such a...

Tokables - Smokable Bracelets

$15 - $25 from Tokables »

I meant to post about Tokables herb pipe bracelets for 4/20 yesterday but I got distracted by...um...a fat bud. And some poutine this Canadian brought to the office at around 4:28. Have you ever had poutine? Duuuude....

Hydro-Turf Engine Oil Extractor

$53.77 from Amazon »

Getting ready for summer means getting ready to haul out your boat. Your jet ski. Your ATV. Your Ducati. Your pimp-mo-convertible. And your Hydro-Turf Oil Extractor to change their oil. While the company's contraption...

Alien LEGO Minifig

$17 from Etsy »

Brickheads in the LEGO Strip Club better watch out because this custom-made Alien LEGO minifig is on a rampage. It seems that taking out Jack Sparrow has only incensed him more (not that surprising). Now he's extra angry...

Trakdot Smart Luggage Tracker & Subscription

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Trakdot luggage finder is a palm-sized suitcase insert that collaborates with an online service or mobile app to reassure travelers--or break the bad news--of their luggage's whereabouts upon landing. Trakdot recognizes...

Litographs - Entire Books on T-Shirts

$34 from Litographs »

Litographs guarantees they will sell you the best book you've ever worn. Each of their T-shirts features an artistic interpretation of classic book titles shaped using the text of the book itself. As in the actual words--every...

Cooking for Geeks

$17.66 from Amazon »

If you're going to geek out on something, I feel like the kitchen will produce the best returns. Example: Geeking out on cosplay and crafting the most badass Jabba the Hutt costume ever for San Diego Comic-Con probably...

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VSSL Outdoor Utility Tubes

Giveaway: VSSL Outdoor Utility Tubes

By: VSSL »

VSSLs (say "vessel") are cylinders stashed with smaller cylinders stashed with everything you might need to survive and present yourself as a functional human being in the outdoors. Even if, like me, you can barely walk...

Where's Walter? Breaking Bad Print

$50 - $150 from Spoke Art »

Nearly 2 years after we thought Walter White sang his swan song, Argentinian illustrator Max Dalton has found him alive and well. Just strolling down the streets of Albuquerque hidden in plain sight. So where's Walter?...

Size Matters Cake Plate

$32.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Now you can have your cake and...measure it with a protractor too. This Size Matters plate is perfect for parents looking both to stick it to siblings warring over whose piece of devil's food is bigger, and make the kids...

Ghostbusters Playing Cards

$9.99 from Amazon »

Slime not included. Ghostbusters turns 30 this year, so who better to lose all your money to on poker night than the goofy mugs of Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, and Zeddemore? Even Louis Tully and Dana Barrett make appearances...

Silencing Slider - Cheeseburger Ball Gag

$49.99 from Etsy »

I'll have a quarter pounder with...please. Yes, please, Master, bite me! Bite me hard and put the marks of your ownership on my flesh while I, your slave, receive my punishment in complete submission. Silently mowing...

Boomerang Wok

Sold Out from Amazon »

Ooh, it's a wok that doesn't make you play 52 Pickup with all the stuff you put in it. The Boomerang Wok features a "unique patented cupped edge" that enables Iron Chef-speed ingredient flipping and agitating with the...

XTC Wood Headphones

$23.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Joining the ranks of wooden legs and wooden personalities: wood in-ears! (As they say, everyone's a comedian.) (But especially people like me who are hilarious.) These XTC earbuds feature black or red wood bodies whose...

Dragon Cake Pan

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

What's going to be harder: getting the cake eggs away from the dragon guarding them, or getting the cake eggs out of the Dragon Cake Pan without destroying them? Those with the ambition and determination of Dany Targaryen...

CU.breaker Rubik's Cube Charger

With student Chang soo Lee's Cu.breaker concept you don't have to solve the puzzle, it does. This Rubik's Cube-esque device is a cell phone charger that 1) reflects rate and capacity of its device's charge and 2) shuts...

Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book

$9.83 from Amazon »

Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book is kind of like The Legend of Zelda in that you collect trinkets and clues along the way to help you reach the castle and discover the secret it holds at the end of your...

Shelby Baja 700

Ski and snow machining season may be over, but next up: car camping and red dirt road runnin' season. And if you need a truck preying beast to serve as your 4-wheeled chauffeur, Shelby is offering up 50 of its limited...

LUNALUXX Levitating-Disc-Activated Lamp

$130 from Elivatix »

What you can see very clearly is that the LUNALUXX is a lamp with a levitating disc. And if you understand the laws of physics, or have been following man's continued attempts to develop Hoverboard technology, you can...

Black Peanut Butter

$5 from Frolic »

While I don't really know what's up with the price of Frolic's black peanut butter being quoted in Indonesian rupiah*, I do know what's up with its blackness. And it's not squid ink, medicinal charcoal, or blood infected...

Orbit 3-in-1 Nano Speaker

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Know that guy on the trail who, rather than electing to escape the pollutive cacophony of the city to bask in the serenity and simple sounds of nature like everyone else, blasts his EDM on a portable speaker as he hikes?...

Long Piropiro Lung Exercise Tool

Hey it's a kazoo or a, uh, unraveling blowy thing the kiddos and incredibly irritating adults blow into to unravel at birthdays and New Year's. But this blow thing has taken on a new disguise: from party supply to exercise...

Kitchen Apron with Built-in Oven Gloves

$49.99 from Amazon »

The Mitten Apron guarantees you'll never need to wonder where you left that oven glove, or risk finding out if the casserole dish is really still too hot to touch without one, again. Built-in hotness handlers make it...

XM42 Handheld Flamethrower

$699 from XM42 »

The XM42 aims to be the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Free of pressurized tanks and car-wash sprayers, and simple for most anyone to use, it also calls itself "what a real flamethrower should...

MiFi 2 Global Touchscreen Hotspot

The MiFi portable hotspot provides 4G WiFi to up to 10 devices in over 150 countries. Its touchscreen interface displays data usage, battery life, signal strength, and connected devices, plus enables the hotspot holder...

TRX Suspension Training Home Kit

$199.95 from Amazon »

The hardness of the muscles you'll build from using the Navy SEAL-developed TRX suspension training system is directly proportional to the hardness of actually using the TRX suspension training system. Though there are...

Darth Vader Color-Changing Lamp

$125 from Amazon »

Luke, I am your father. And as such, there are a few things you should know about me. For example, in my free time, I enjoy attending raves. Dancing one's ass off to Kaskade is an exceptional way to clear the mind and...

Dutch Lab Cold Drip Coffee Brewers

$310 - $7,300 from Dutch Lab »

Two things I don't know are what Dutch coffee even is and how to make even a cup of regular old coffee in the regular old coffee maker in our staff kitchenette (in fact, an office-wide vote has forbidden me from touching...

Lomography 35mm Film Camera & LomoKinoScope

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Oh boy, 35mm film? Analogue filmmaking? What will they bring back next?! (This guy votes for Crystal Pepsi.) Lomography tugs at your retro heartstrings with its Lomokino, a movie shooter capable of filming 144 frames...

Steampunk Motorcycle with Firing Machine Guns

Putsch Racing calls their Steampunk attack bike the Aristo-cad. I think that's a great name. Very cool. Very fitting. And even if I thought otherwise I'd keep my fat mouth shut because this motorcycle also happens to...

Jamstick Wireless Smart Guitar

$199 from Zivix »

The Jamstik is a portable digital guitar that...someone appears to have confused for a zombie and hacked up into little pieces. But while the part of the instrument Zivix would now like to sell you is missing its body...

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Elevate Portable Gas Grill

Giveaway: Elevate Portable Gas Grill

Sum-sum-summertime means grill-grill-grilling and nom-nom-nomming. And your toothsome trifecta starts right here: enter to win, and be one of the first to get your hands on, the Elevate Grill, a brand new portable gas...

Kniper Throwing Knife & Multi-Tool

$75 from Kniper »

People around here seem to love knives and multi-tools. Multi-tools in particular are, like, the new bacon. Before, for at least a year, when I posted anything about bacon clicking fingers went hog wild (see: tactical...

Ice Core Beer Pitcher

Sold Out from Amazon »

An Ice. Cold. Pitcher of Beer. That you don't have to chug to keep ice cold for more than a few minutes. KegWorks has designed their group-size suds container to maintain your 60 ounces of brew ideally icy for hours....

Lockpick School in a Box

$99.99 from Maker Shed »

Obviously it's necessary to pick a lock only when you are a locksmith or have been kidnapped and held hostage in a locked room. Or, I guess, when you need to break into your ex-girlfriend's (aka Heart of Blackness) apartment...

The Walking Dead One-Person Survival Kit

$79.99 from Amazon »

I don't know what's so Walking Dead about this one-man 72-hour survival kit, except that it's "officially licensed" and says, "AMC The Walking Dead" on its messenger bag content carrier. Maybe Darryl and Rick bled on...

Sloth Tea Infuser

$9.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Uh oh. Mr. Sloth dozed off with his ass hanging in a cup of boiling water. And, mmmm, in contrast to skunk ass, sloth ass smells amazing. Like peachberry jasmine sutra. Or is that tranquil strawberry dream?...

VSSL Flask Light

$55 from VSSL »

VSSL and its utility tube babies welcome a new bundle of joy to the family. One that will not only hold your booze, but also light your way out of the dive you take into the bushes behind the IHOP after gulping down too...

Queensland Ironbark Drink Coasters

Grab your Foster's, Australian for "beer", and set it down on one of these branches of Queensland Ironbark, Australian for "coaster". The set of 6 drink platforms is handcrafted from the swirling colors and rich textures...

Innori 22400mAh Portable Battery Pack

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Like me, the Innori Portable Battery Pack is MASSIVELY POWERFUL. With 22,400mAh of fuel at full charge Innori's issue can re-up up to 3 gadgets at a time in one of its trio of USB ports. Two of the ports have been optimized...

Double Hammock Sunbed

$109.99 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of double-wide I can get on top of. Preferably with my new girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, all summer long. The canopied sunbed comfortably accommodates two happy loungers, both side-by-side...

SOTO Pocket Torch

$18.92 from Amazon »

Grab any disposable lighter, slide it into SOTO's sweet little attachment, and let 'er blow. The Pocket Torch will corral your flame and enhance its output to temperatures of up to 2300 degrees F. An electric ignition...

Hydrapak Stash Water Bottle

$19.99 from Amazon »

Little punk water bottle. Thinking you can kick back and spread out all over the place. Like you got a first class ticket to ride in my pack. I've got news for you...you...you self-entitled piece of BPA-free plastic:...

Credit Card Ax

$29.99 from Etsy »

I can see thinking it would be nice to have a less bulky Swiss Army Knife. One that's flat even, and fits in your wallet. In other words, I can see the birth of the credit cart multi-tool. But who carries around an ax...

Exhale Bladeless Ceiling Fan

$500 - $600 from Exhale Fans »

Not that Dyson hasn't proven that fans don't need to look like a duck and walk like a duck to be a duck, but the Exhale bladeless fan is still the strangest looking thing I've ever seen mounted to a ceiling. I don't even...