Exercise Block

$9.99 from Amazon »

Stop putting off exercise until tomorrow and dreading going to the gym at lunch. Just get off your ass and walk around the block...twice...now. Trust me, it will be done before you know it...

3D Compass

$27.95 from Etsy »

A 3D compass isn't so much an invaluable outdoor tool as it is a nifty demonstration of physics and Earth's magnetic field. Don't get me wrong, it might be the most accurate compass you'll ever use. But being made of...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. And even if you're open to the politically incorrect, unless you're Daniel Tosh politically incorrect, you might wince at...

The Dude Diet

$16.98 from Amazon »

Between football season, Halloween, and then the start of the real feasting season, I'm not sure my Dude Diet is going to consist of anything healthier than light beer through the end of 108. However, The Dude Diet: Clean(ish)...

Pirate Ship Party Bucket

$129 from Pottery Barn »

I'm not gonna do it. I'll look at the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, and I'll tell you about the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, but I'm not gonna...arrrgghhh! Shiver me timbers, it's just too harrrgghhhd not to! This ice chest...

ZipStitch - Close Wounds Without Stitches

$29.99 from ZipStitch »

If I had a gaping laceration on my leg, and someone handed me a ZipStitch kit and told me my options were to treat myself for free, or go to the hospital and spend $500 on stitches, I'm pretty sure I'd pick...passing...

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$35 from Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

Retro Gaming Console with 600+ Classic Games

$49.99 from Neva Tech »

No, it's not that retro gaming console, but, from color scheme to controller design, it's pretty obvious who this retro gaming console is twins with...

Rumpl Puffy Poncho

$179 from Rumpl »

If Rumpl's Puffy Coat Blanket isn't hands-free enough for you when you need to keep warm and dry and, say, jump up to cheer or your team or pee in the woods, perhaps the Rumpl Puffy Poncho is the wearable sleeping bag...

MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand

$649 from Amazon »

MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO...

Cut in Half: The Hidden World Inside Everyday Objects

$19.46 from Amazon »

Nothing like unscrewing the top, opening up the back, or cutting it clean in half to figure out how stuff is made. In Cut in Half: The Hidden World Inside Everyday Objects author Mike Warren takes his YouTube channel...

AXUM Gear True Wireless Earbuds

$149.99 from AXUM Gear »

AXUM Gear's blazing red true wireless earbuds look like little devils. Hopefully the fun, rockin' kind, not the evil audio transmitters that claim rich and crystal clear wireless sound, and then crackle like the flames...

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Giveaway: Pair of Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Rings

Pair of Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Rings Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Barney F. of Verona, WI, winner of the pair of Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Rings. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

Hobbit-Hole Vacation Rental

$400 from Airbnb »

In a hole in the ground there lived...a host with an enterprising spirit and keen eye for design. This Hobbit-Hole Cottage, a vacation rental in the Columbia River Gorge region of Washington state, is one of the finest...

ACH-1 Air-Conditioned Motorcycle Helmet

$549.99 - $599.99 from Feher Helmets »

A summer breeze on an open road might make you feel fine, but good luck feeling it from the neck up from behind the protective shield of your motorcycle helmet. Safety first, though, and since Feher can't reduce your...

Galton Board

$49.99 from Amazon »

Since the Galton Board knows you've been jonesing to see all the old, dead mathematicians in one place, within its tilting translucent walls and rolling metal balls you'll be able to witness: the Gaussian curve of the...

Wine Chiller Stick with Pour Spout

$9.99 from Amazon »

My wife was nagging that I didn't put any white wine in the fridge like she asked me to so I told her to take this wine chiller stick and shove it up her Pinot Gris...

R3BAR AlphaPro Strength & Conditioning Tool

$249.99 from Amazon »

The fact that the R3BAR AlphaPro looks like a really fun piece of exercise equipment probably means every rep of every which way you use the strength and conditioning tool is going be pure torture. But maybe you're an...

Chargerito: The World's Smallest iPhone Charger

$29.99 - $66.99 from Chargerito »

Char-ger-ito / Quiero respirar tu cuello Chargerito / Deja que te diga cosas al oido / Para que te acuerdes si no estas conmigo ... Char-ger-ito. If Despacito means Slowly, then Chargerito has got to mean Compactly...

Wireless NES-Style Nintendo Switch Controllers

$59.99 from Nintendo »

Switch your Switch up with a pair of shiny new wireless Nintendo Switch controllers. Made to complement classic titles and Nintendo's September 18, 2018 launch of its Nintendo Switch Online service, the controllers mimic...

JHO Knives BLITZ Tool

$180 from JHO Knives »

The first definition of the word "blitz" is "An intensive or sudden military attack." But here's hoping anyone who uses this BLITZ, another shiny man bauble from JHO Knives, is more about its surprise defense than its...

Cloud Chandelier

$139.99 - $316.99 from Amazon »

It's like sunshine on a cloudy day. Well, as close to sunshine as a warm yellow lightbulb can get anyway. And when you give one of these charming cloud chandeliers as a gift to your girlfriend, you should definitely tell...

Real Scientific Humulus Oil - Hops-Based CBD Oil

Real Scientific Humulus Oil, or RSHO-K, is CBD oil's attempt to bring relief without the leaf. It's the first (and currently only) CBD oil supplement that isn't derived from the cannabis plant, and has never been in a...

Shirt Battle NFL-Star Wars Mashup T-Shirts

$16 - $18 from Shirt Battle »

Shirt Battle's NFL-Star Wars Mashup T-Shirts are making me question everything I've ever known! I don't like the Atlanta Falcons, but...the Atlanta Millennium Falcons? And the Dallas Cowboys can suck it, but the Dallas...