Cordarounds - Horizontal Corduroy Pants

$98 from Beta Brand »

Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter...

Pizza Pocket To Go - Slice of Pizza Carrier

$7.99 from Amazon »

The only - only! - way I would submit to wearing a lanyard in life is if it had a Pizza Pocket to Go hanging from it. I thought takeaway pizza didn't get any better than the by-the-slice option, but now, holy pepperoni!...

Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village

You don't have to wait until Christmas to set up a festive village in your living room. The Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village is packaged as a set and ready to bring the eerie, illuminated spooks for Halloween...

Twistep - Truck or SUV Hitch Step for Dogs

$249.95 - $349.95 from Amazon »

Dogs young and old can benefit from the graduated entry the hitch-connected Twistep provides into the back of your truck or SUV. In addition to making it easer for pups to access their go-for-a-ride spot, the Twistep's...

The Balvenie Reclaimed Whiskey Barrel Bar Cart

$3,900 from Todd Snyder »

Nevermind that Mats Christeen is an artisan furniture craftsman capable of transforming reclaimed Balvenie whiskey barrels into the Balvenie Bar Cart you see here. Dude is also a former NHL draft pick and pro hockey player...

Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer

$25.99 from Amazon »

I guess the question isn't so much does this Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer work as it is, presuming it does work, is there any part of you that wants an Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer? Even as a gag or novelty gift, the battery-operated...

16-Bit Mini Retro Arcade Machine

$29.99 from Neva Tech »

Nothing wrong with a little retro gaming on the side...especially when your arcade is small enough that no one will even notice what you're doing there with your head bowed under the table...

Bread Slippers

$14.99 - $20.99 from Amazon »

It's not just that Bread Slippers exist, it's that Bread Slippers exist in so many styles of toasty foot loaves! French baguette, country white, marble rye, sesame seed, multi-seed, hot dog bun...my blood sugar is spiking...

Offencils Profanity Pencils (NSFW)

$14.99 from Amazon »

Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. And, also like Tosh, if you can...

Kleenex-Munching Cat Tissue Box Cover

$21 from Amazon »

Nevermind your tongue, cat got your Kleenex? Here's hoping he's feeling generous once flu season hits...

Fronteer Aqua Solo Sneakers

$145 from Fronteer »

A shoe for the postmodern athlete, Fronteer's Aqua Solo sneakers mash up elements of water shoes, hiking boots, and climbing shoes into their laceless, low-top, hiker-style form. And the sneaks' name and inspiration come...

Glow-in-the-Dark Climbing Skeleton Props

$8.75 from Etsy »

These climbing skeleton props might not look as coy and sultry as the Ascending Evil Skeleton wall sculpture, but they make up for their lack of sex appeal by: 1) glowing in the dark; 2) being lightweight enough to secure...

Barebones Pulaski Axe

$108 from Amazon »

Barebones' Pulaski Axe is named for Ed Pulaski, a Forest Service ranger and volunteer firefighter who led 45 men into the flames of the August 1910 "Big Burn" along the Idaho-Montana border. They were forced to take...

Hacking Whiskey

$13.52 from Amazon »

Hacking Whiskey: Smoking, Blending, Fat Washing, and Other Whiskey Experiments sounds like the perfect title for the perfect Sunday afternoon. Or Monday afternoon if things are slow at work. A little team building activity...

Bristl Phototherapy Electric Toothbrush

$74.99 from Bristl »

Bristl takes the OG bristles of a manual toothbrush, puts them on the NewG wand of an electric toothbrush handle, and then goes all FutureG with brush head backlighting that makes your daily oral health routine look like...

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Giveaway: Hand-Carved Mandalorian Oath Skull

Hand-Carved Mandalorian Oath Skull Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Tony E. of Gilbert, AZ, winner of the hand-carved Mandalorian Oath Skull. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...

reTyre ONE Zip-On Bicycle Tire System

$79 - $299 from reTyre »

A zip-on bike cover, sure. Maybe even a zip-on saddle bag or zip-on helmet if you want to get a little kooky. But zip-on tires? Like, reTyre ONE bicycle tire skins that physically zip on and zip off so you can swap out...

Pop Culture Sticky Notes

$7.95 from Amazon »

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has given over a dozen of your favorite pop culture icons and themes adhesive backings in their line of hard cover sticky notes booklets. From Mister Rogers to Star Trek, Einstein to...

Jacob's Ladder Gronk Edition Step Machine

$3,999.99 from Amazon »

I was surprised to learn that calling this Jacob's Ladder step machine the "Gronk Edition" doesn't mean Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski agreed to another paid endorsement deal. It means the entire Gronkowski family...

Ranch: An Ode to America's Beloved Sauce

$16.51 from Amazon »

Seeing Ranch: An Ode to America's Beloved Sauce in 60 Mouth-Watering Recipes makes me reflective. Ranch dressing. What does Ranch dressing mean to me? Wedge salads. Buffalo wings. Cool Doritos. And, mmm, my mama has a...

Berluti Leather Motorcycle Helmet

$4,150 from Berluti »

Not enshrouded in enough leather while you're riding? Add the leather cherry on top with Berluti's leather motorcycle helmet. A carbon fiber shell and modular design for optional full-face coverage provide a lightweight...

Eisberg Mountain Wine Decanter

$38.99 from Amazon »

The Eisberg wine decanter represents an interesting metaphor. With its snowcapped mountain rising out of the base of the aerating chamber, a decanter filled with your 2008 Cab puts you at the summit of your climb. Which...

Force Flyers DIY Building Block Drones

$42.99 from Force Flyers »

They're no drivable LEGO Bugatti Chiron, but Force Flyer's building block drones are still DIY projects that will leave you with a sense of satisfaction and LEGO pride in your handiwork upon completion. The flying (and...

2019 Dragon Sex Wall Calendar

$19.99 from Amazon »

It seems I've been neglectful in my dragon sex updates, missing 3 years' worth of Dragon Sex Wall Calendar releases! These pages haven't seen any good dragon sex since Kelsey Todd's 2015 edition of the hottest date tracker...