Pet First Aid Kit

$48 from Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

1UP Gravity Pro - Bungee Workout Trainer

$349.95 from Amazon »

Bouncy bungee "workouts" are apparently a new fad in the fitness industry, and now, with a few screws and a high enough ceiling, you can get in on the cardio, core-building acrobaction at home. The 1UP Gravity Pro is...

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$15.99 from Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

YETI Panga Airtight, Waterproof, Submersible Duffel Bag

$299.99 - $399.99 from Amazon »

Dudes, do not fill your YETI Panga duffel with ice and beer. Airtight, waterproof, and submersible, the Panga series is YETI's "first non-insulated piece of gear that lives up to the standard of being built for the wild."...

5-Million Volts Of Deterrent! - FREE SHIPPING

$39.99 from BUD K »

From BUD K: New from Night Watchman, the 5-Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight Baton will be your protector in the night! The stun gun puts out five million volts and it also has a powerful CREE flashlight, perfect for...

FunkO's - Funko Pop Toy Cereal

FunkO's, an obviously-named line of breakfast cereals from the Funko Pop Toy creator, will hit shelves this July. The colorful and surely-sugar-packed O's will begin as a 6-character series, each sporting its Funko Pop...

Air Bud Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds

$19.99 from Nevatech »

Yep, Air Buds are cheap knockoffs of Apple's AirPods. But, with decent reviews and a price that probably won't make you smoke out the ears and stomp through the floor like Rumpelstiltskin when the lady guessed his name...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

$7.14 from Amazon »

It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

The kitchen gadgets and tools I've* bought that I actually use have no set status as classic or trendy, electric or manual, or simple or complex. When it comes to cooking at home I've found a perfectly stocked kitchen has a perfect mix of all of these things. What they have in common is they conform...

H2O4K9 Dog Water Bottle & Travel Bowl

$13.95 - $23.95 from Amazon »

Stacked compact for you but designed with your dog in mind. The H2O4K9 water bottle and travel bowl for dogs combines a 25-ounce food-grade stainless steel bottle with a twist top lid whose funky mullet shape allows you...

I showed my wife this series of wood basketball hoops with no more than an ounce of hope that she wouldn't half look at them, roll her eyes, and give me a dismissive, flat, final "No."...

Shark Corn Holders

$13.46 from Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bit out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

CULER SOLO Flash-Evaporative Personal Air Cooler

$164.93 - $199 from Amazon »

No 4th of July picnic is complete without a cooler, a red, white & blueberry Jell-O salad, a handful of bottle rockets, and a flash-evaporative personal air cooler...

1TAC Roadside LED Safety Discs

$35.99 from 1TAC »

1TAC's pack of LED roadside LED safety discs come preloaded with AAA batteries, ready to make them glow or flash in 9 different modes depending on your needs...

Baseball Bat American Flag

$90 - $320 from Amazon »

Banner Bats' Baseball Bat American Flags are Old Glory glorious! They're like America's favorite pastime meets America's favorite image to print on T-shirts, bandanas, and swim trunks...

Plinko Board Bottle Opener

$60 - $115 from Etsy »

I had not yet seen this Plinko board bottle opener when I compiled my complete home bar product guide, but now that I have I realize using the word "complete" was a complete lie. Without a Plinko board bottle opener -...

This .50 Cal Bullet Holds A Deadly Secret!

$9.99 from BUD K »

From BUD K: There's more to this .50 caliber bullet replica than meets the eye! It discreetly houses a sleek, 4" AUS-6 stainless steel blade for jobs that require a more up-close and personal touch. As always, with United...

Build-Your-Own Casket Kit

$599 from Amazon »

Made of fresh Wisconsin pine, a sustainable resource that may also help drown out the smell of rotting flesh if you finish building your own casket, but don't quite get around to digging your own grave before you need...

LEGO Breakfast Machine

Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...

Quadrat Pool Relax - Mini Infinity Pool & Lounger

Zucchetti. Kos debuted their Quadrat Pool Relax, a syntactically strange name for a mini infinity pool with attached platform and lounger, in April 2018 at the Milan Furniture Fair (Salone del Mobile.) Zucchetti. Kos...

Weedoo Workboats are a niche piece of heavy equipment designed for the cleanup and collection of water vegetation. That is, they're big ol' aquatic weed-whackers. With nifty conveyor planks that help corral and bag the debris after it's hacked out of the way to make lakes, rivers, and bays more swimmable...

SOG CashCard Folding Knife

$34.72 from Amazon »

At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...

BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System

$799.99 from Amazon »

What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...

Dualyz Summer Slipper Shoe with Removable Sole

$89.95 from Amazon »

Dualyz invites all dudes and ladies to take their bottoms off. Nah, not because they want to start an orgy. Because they make unisex slipper shoes, sneaker-style footwear with removable soles for protective traipsing...