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Leather Star Wars Hats

$149.99 - $594.99 from Etsy »

Swans have a reputation for both beauty and aggression, and I think The Blonde Swan nails both with her lavishly brash Star Wars-themed leather hats. All come out of Swan Elisabeth Martin's custom Victorian milliner's...

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Splickety Lit Board Game

$24.99 from Amazon »

Splickety Lit. No, sorry, not a new strain of marijuana. But given their popularity these days, maybe almost as good: Splickety Lit is a brain-bending, tongue-twisting, party-ready board game....

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Build-On Brick Mug

$19.99 from Build-On Brick Mug »

Hey, le'go my mug, Steve from IT! No really, here's a few more bricks. Built it up, bro. The strategically named (or perhaps renamed) Build-On Brick Mug has a 12-ounce food-grade interior, and an outer surface covered...

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Moondrop Gravity-Defying Fidget Toy

$22 - $26 from Kickstarter »

Moondrop. Because this fidget toy's calibrated design of metal and magnets makes it feel like you're dropping the aluminum slider down its shaft from the moon, at a precise gravity of 1.6 m/s squared. Or, you could choose...

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Hushamok Okoa Baby Hammock

$593.51 from Amazon »

Rock-a-bye baby in the hammock / When momentum sets in the cradle will rock. / When the Okoa stand stills the baby will weep / And out will run Mama to Hushamok him back to sleep....

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Throwing Knives & Board

$35.79 from Amazon »

Beer : darts : : whiskey : ... throwing knives! Up your bar game bravado with this throwing knife set. It includes 3 each of black Player 1 and silver Player 2 blades. The knives measure 8" overall and are made of stainless...

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Giveaway: Men Will Be Boys Mystery Box

The Men Will Be Boys Mystery Box Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Emery S. of Franklin, WI, winner of Dude's latest box o' loot. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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Solo Skiff Fishing Kayak

$1,850 from Solo Skiff »

Those times you just wanna motor / row / paddle away from it all and cast a line? Solo Skiff feels you. And feels it can serve you well however you choose to get yourself there. The hybrid boat is one-piece seamless motorized...

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Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner

$70 - $130 from ZeroHour »

Know, and probably love, Zero Hour's new Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner in 30 seconds or less with one click. This one. The short demo video gives you the full tour of the visual splendor that comes with merging a pair...

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My Paint Saint Touchup Kit

$14.99 from Amazon »

Yes, as you can see, My Paint Saint stores your cans of touchup paint together with their brushes for quick grabbing and instant touching upping. But the even better part of that visual: storing your cans of touchup paint...

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KeyKlip Carabiner Key Holder

$19.99 from Amazon »

We've seen plenty of foldaway keychains before, but I like the KeyKlip's rugged, flat plate design and carabiner edge to some of the longer and narrower versions. The basic KeyKlip has an interior KeyDisk that holds up...

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Smokeless Indoor Stovetop Grill

$23.98 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Here's a grill for the inside, which is probably more pleasant to use this time of year than a grill for the outside. And it doesn't take up a fat wad of space, instead installing over a single burner on your range. And...

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Scratch My Wood Custom Scratch-Off Cards

$7.99 from Scratch My Wood »

Scratch my wood. Not a request I make often. Even of my girlfriend. And especially not of my friend Cornelius. But since the wood to be scratched in this case will come out of an envelope rather than my pants, I'm going...

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Nanotech Crystal Protective Car Coating

$58.92 from Amazon »

Nanotech Crystal on, Nanotech Crystal off. Wax never got your 1948 Ford Super DeLuxe Club convertible as bright 'n' shiny as Rising Star's ceramic glass car coating, Mr. Miyagi....

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Mason Jar Storage Racks

$22 from Amazon »

The best gifts I ever get are the ones I can eat, and especially the ones I can eat that come in a mason jar. Jam. Pickles. Moonshine. I even like beets. Oh, and dude, a lady from my office building gave me a mason jar...

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HOVR Seated Walker

$89 - $189 from HOVR »

If you're sitting there reading about this HOVR contraption right now, know what you're doing? Restricting blood circulation. Contributing to the obesity epidemic. Sucking your productivity and concentration dry. Basically...

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Nano Torch

$14.99 from KeySmart »

KeySmart, the people who shrank down your wad of keys, have developed the Nano Torch to do the same for your flashlight. The keychain-ready Torch is made of durable stainless steel and fitted with ultra-bright Nichia...

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Iridescent Pocket Knife Set

$39.99 from Amazon »

Normally I'd vote quality over quantity, but seeing as here I can get four probably kinda crappy iridescent rainbow pocket knives for the price of, like, half of one really good black or gray one, I'm gonna go ahead and...

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Coaster Werx Bottle Opener Coasters

$25 - $35 from Coaster Werx »

Coaster Werx answers the call of "Crack one open!" in pretty much every which way you can crack one open. On the flip side of the company's solid billets of aircraft grade aluminum are cork board bottoms embedded with...

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Flaviar - A Whiskey Club for Explorers at Heart

$60 from Flaviar »

Flaviar + Effortless Gift Idea = The WhiskGiftey You've Been Looking For. For those who enjoy a fine pour, gifting a Flaviar Whiskey Club membership could earn you major points from your father-in-law, a major nod of...

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Microwaveable Heat Therapy Stuffed Animals

$11.99 - $21.78 from Amazon »

Does Squirt need a warm 'n' cozy stuffed lamb to snuggle up with when he's sick, sad, scared, or revolting against bedtime? ... Do you? Intelex, makers of the microwaveable slippers, offers up kiddos pint- and gallon-sized...

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The Renegade Broom

$37 from Amazon »

The Renegade isn't likely to make cleanups and yard work more fun, but the thick arched bristles of this curved pull broom should give you more effective, and gratifying results....

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Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

$109 - $149 from Hot Octopuss »

Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...

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Mini Titanium Katana with Tritium Insert

$149 from Metal Worn »

Just as the Bride conquered O-Ren Ishii with a Hattori Hanzo katana, Metal Worn has conquered the ultimate gift for a geek with their Ti-Katana, a miniature titanium katana sword whose tsuka contains a tritium vial insert....

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Sled Legs

$59.95 from Amazon »

Sled Legs are made in Canada. And that's your news for the day that contains no shock value, no potential for angering the masses, and nothing that makes you question how the hell we got here. In fact, it might be the...

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Legend of Zelda Keyboard Stickers

$12.99 from Amazon »

Bring some life--and health hearts and magic potion--to your QWERTY pursuits with a set of Legend of Zelda keyboard stickers. You'll be able to find Z-E-L-D-A with a few easy keystrokes, and punch out G-A-N-O-N with your...

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Revolution Sideways Wine Glasses

$59 from GNR 8 »

What's nice about the Revolution wine glass being turned on its side is that it makes it easy for someone else to hold the stem and feed me more wine, or whiskey, when I'm too incapacitated to do it myself. Oh no wait...

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The Tempus "Who's Buyin'?" Spin Coin

$43 - $181 from Kickstarter »

Coin flipping is so Ancient Rome*. The Tempus offers a fresh spin on recruiting the fates to help us make decisions and settle arguments today. A spin that's more contemporary, more in line with our current obsession...

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Pacsafe Anti-Theft Duffel Bag

$69.95 - $79.95 from Pacsafe »

It's not that Pacsafe is paranoid and cynical, it's that the anti-theft travel gear brand knows there's a whole big lot of sticky-fingered shysters out there who would totally swipe your shit if you gave them an opening....

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Sriracha Seasoning Stix

Mmmmm, impalement coming soon to steak near you. Sriracha Seasoning Stix are solidified pokers of the iconic rooster sauce--the hot cock's hot cock, if you will--made to spice up your meat prior to cooking. Press a few...

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Bam Vino Wine & Liquor Bottle Holders

$29.97 - $73.09 from Amazon »

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...

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Insta-Chain Automatic Tire Chains

Sadly, you cannot install Insta-Chains on your Honda Fit for instant traction in snow and ice conditions; the whirling automatic tire chains are made only for large commercial vehicles. But if you're a professional truck...

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Skull Ultra-Loud Electric Bike Horn

$20.99 from Amazon »

Hear that, vehicles, kids zoned out in headphones, and grandmas too preoccupied with your walkers to take heed of my Swagcycle coming up hot behind you? It's 120dB of honking coming from my electric bike horn. Yep, the...

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Tabletop Fireplace

$69.99 from Amazon »

Complement those lazy, hazy, crazy...miserable, cold-ass days of winter with a Vigo tabletop fireplace. The piece's dual stainless steel burners run on Moda Flame ventless ethanol fuel, so no electricity, gas, chimney...

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Yoogo Self Defense Keychain

$19.99 from Amazon »

It looks like a boomerang, but really the Yoogo Self Defense Keychain just goes BOOM! In your choice of punching, hooking, stabbing, or slashing....

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Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

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Kinkajou Bottle Cutting & Candle Making Kit

Kinkajou. The word sounds like it applies to a precocious, yet cuddly, mammalian sidekick that sits on your shoulder and surreptitiously swipes peoples' two-bite brownies and tubes of lip gloss during walks through the...

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STORY Levitating Timepiece

$399 - $499 from FLYTE »

Remember FLYTE the levitating lightbulb? Its creators have expanded their free-floating repertoire from Edison to Einstein with this levitating timepiece. STORY is a magnet-guided metal ball that rotates around a wooden...

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Boa Sofa

$38,855 - $62,164 from Switch Modern »

And you thought you'd never find the perfect gift for Medusa and Voldemort. The Boa Sofa was designed by brothers Fernando and Humberto Campana, and I just wonder what this snaky, sultry joint venture says about their...

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Gas Powered Mini Trail Bike

$384.64 - $499 from Amazon »

Despite getting stuck with the descriptor "Mini Bike," Coleman Powersports' Trail 200U and 100U are not suitable gifts for kids. However, they are bomb diggity on fleek bae, or whatever the Snapchat teens are saying this...

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Benny the Jumping Bull Inflatable Hopper

$24.95 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Dude! Where was Benny the Jumping Bull and his sick Zorro mask when I was a kid in need of a sidekick (and means of transportation!) for acting out my superhero fantasies? And look. That little girl in the photo isn't...

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The Stuff Stopper Under-Fridge Bumper

$12.99 - $24.99 from The Stuff Stopper »

The Stuff Stopper stops dropped fish eyes, spilt civet poop coffee beans, and that edible dehydrated zebra tarantula that wasn't quite fully dehydrated from scurrying into the abyss beneath your fridge. Install the extendable...

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Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue

Sold Out from Amazon »

King Cobra says, "Rise and shine, Cornelius!" And, "Welcome home, She-Ra: Princess of Power!" And, "Whatcha workin' on, Tom from IT?" And, "Hey there, Mama...." Nah. I won't Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue my mama....

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Vehicle Tire Snow Socks

$45.99 - $60.99 from Amazon »

Super Snow Socks aren't for the interminably cold feet of my girlfriend*, they're for the traction-challenged feet of my car that show up whenever winter drinks too much and then pukes it up all over the road just in...

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The Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet

Displease the Captain and he'll throw you overboard squirt you in the kisser with the sprayer of his Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet. Maker Waterstone took its inspiration for this standout fixture from the (super rad)...

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Everest Whiskey Decanter Set

$199 from Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? Even if he doesn't drink whiskey--hell, even if he drinks only Kool-Aid--I think Ashcroft's 5-piece set of Everest glasses and decanter is a jaw-dropper for display. The liquid amber of an 18-year...

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Stress Blocks

$14.99 - $27.99 from Stress Blocks »

Funny, dice usually cause stress, but these hexahedra were created to fight it. Each of the Stress Blocks' 6 sides is fitted with a different tactile mechanism designed to absorb your nervous energy as you fidget with...

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It's On Like Donkey Kong Ring Box

$39 from Etsy »

If proposing to your girlfriend with a giant Legend of Zelda Proposal Chest is too over-the-top geeky for you, take a more subtle route with this It's On Like Donkey Kong engagement ring box. Well, subtle at least in...