Physio Logic Fever-Bugz - Stick-On Fever Indicators

$6.50 from Amazon »

Physio Logic Fever-Bugz monitor whether your kids (or you) need more cowbell in 2-degree increments for up to 48 hours per sticker. Fever-Bugz aren't thermometers per se, but for parents who want to check and monitor...

Spaghetti Monster Pasta Servers

$17 from OTOTO »

OTOTO's new Spaghetti Monster kitchen utensils are technically called pasta servers, but I think in being true to their inspiration, and honoring the FSM, their highest and best use at your next dinner party would be...

Volvo 240 Winter Cabin

Chris Labrooy, your Winter Cabin had me at Volvo 240. And that's before I even processed what I was looking at: not one, but two Volvo 240 wagons gettin' it on in a 69, and then slid into the side of the cabin, Tetris-style...

Rubber Cast Iron Skillet

$48 from Amazon »

I saw this rubber cast iron skillet, a movie prop and excellent prank idea from NewRuleFX, and couldn't help but run it. After all, this weekend marked both the 92nd Academy Awards, and UFC 247, Jon Jones vs. Dominick...

Internet Cookies - A Cookie Subscription for Foodies

$20 - $75 from Internet Cookies »

Oh Internet, I will definitely accept these Cookies. If you're a sweet snack monster, and maybe even more so if you're a foodie who needs more than the "C" in "cookie" to make it good enough for you, check out Internet...

SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

E27: What Is This Thing?

$19.95 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 27 of What Is This Thing?, a fun / dumb challenge / no-brainer I set forth with one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Oh, I also give you a few hints to help / do nothing to...

MudWatt STEM Kit - Grow Your Own Living Fuel Cell

$39.99 from Amazon »

Electricity from mud. That's the game, or rather, the challenge your kiddos will get from a MudWatt STEM Kit. The kit comes with all the groundwork for building a living fuel cell, and all you'll need to add to start...

Baketan Reiseki Ghost Detector

$75.67 from Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no...aaahhh! My Baketan Reiseki Japanese ghost detector just lit up all red! That means evil spirit. That means I need my proton pack and my ghost trap, but all I've got on hand is my ghost stone and...

How to Smoke Pot (Properly)

$14.40 from Amazon »

If you're messin' with "the Devil's lettuce," better do it right. And, according to How to Smoke Pot (Properly): A Highbrow Guide to Getting High, better do it classy too. Author David Bienenstock explores the best and...the...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 from Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

CrazyCap UV Water Bottle Purifier

$62.99 - $69.99 from Amazon »

Doesn't sound so crazy to me to want clean drinking water. But maybe the CrazyCap, a UV water purifier that screws right on top of your water bottle, takes its name from the anticipated public response to hearing this...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

Sold Out from Amazon »

Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

Just Text Us Doormat

$44.98 - $54.98 from Etsy »

"Just text us when you're here. No need to get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right up to the...

Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$149.99 from Mystery Vibe »

Mystery Vibes' Tenuto is the sexy toy company's first wearable vibrator for men, and the next in what appears to be a growing market. Though nowhere near as prevalent as vibrators for ladies, male vibrators just keep...

Slopedeck Snowskate - Skateboard for the Snow

$159 from Amazon »

Show off your slick tricks on an even slicker surface this winter with a Slopedeck Snowskate. The Canadian-made hybrid trades in snowboard bindings for a maple cambered deck that mimics a skateboard's in both size and...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Phone Booth

$8,495 from Cubicall »

In the Winter of 1989, Bill & Ted had an Excellent Adventure. Over 30 years later, in the Summer of 2020, Mr. Preston Esquire and Mr. Logan are going to have to Face the Music for it. And while you can't use the Bill...

Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

$12.99 from Vat 19 »

Ohboyohboyohboy, a replica Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man you can eat! I won't say he's giant because, well, we've seen what an actual giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like in the movie. But at 10.6 ounces...

Ignik Gas Growler - Refillable Propane Tank

$149.99 from Amazon »

The Ignik Gas Growler is a refillable propane tank that endeavors to give us some happy, environmentally-friendly, and economical middle ground. When you're camping, RVing, tailgating, grilling, or doing any activity...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

$12.47 from Amazon »

A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

V-Coptr Falcon Drone

The V-Coptr Falcon Drone is comin' out bi. Described by maker Zero Zero Robotics as "the world's first V-shaped bi-copter," the V-Coptr Falcon ditches one pair of arms and propellers in favor of a dual-rotor propulsion...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

$84.95 from Amazon »

Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...

Atmos Air-Purifying Face Mask

$350 from Ao Air »

Ao Air hopes their forthcoming Atmos face mask will be - oh yeah - a breath of fresh air amidst a market of otherwise constricting, uncomfortable, and butt ugly wearable air purifiers. In addition to "a more human experience"...