The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils

$39 from Amazon »

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

Right Shears Scissors

$19.99 from Amazon »

Current approach not cutting it? Maybe it's time to take a different angle. A right angle. A Right Shears angle...

Vollebak Solar Charged Jacket

$350 from Vollebak »

Vollebak's Solar Charged Jacket does for Slimer Green what the clothing startup's Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie did for Unicorn Pink: it takes a crazy cut from Roy G Biv, and gives it a highly functional application. Naptime's...

Speech Ring Articulation Refinement Tool

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The Speech Ring will not help wearers choose their words more wisely (sad!) but the articulation refinement tool will train them to speak those that do come out more clearly. It's a new attempt to cure mush mouth...

Goliath Titanium 5-Piece Herb Grinder

Goliath Industry has 49 diamond-shaped, diamond-hard teeth for you. Their 5-piece grinder is a premium herbal pastime accessory that can gnaw any herb into a smooth blend free of twigs and seeds...

StarTech Hard Drive Eraser

$539.97 from Amazon »

StarTech's latest contribution to the world of data deletion is a hard drive eraser capable of wiping up to 4 SATA drives simultaneously. Like a previous generation StarTech "cleaner" we saw here, this eraser is a standalone...

QB54 - Lawn Chair Football Game

$99 from Amazon »

Get your tailgating season started as frikkin' early as NFL preseason with the QB54, an outdoor football game built around a pair of packable lawn chairs...

Fitzke Bootlegger Paddleboard

Fitzke begins its foray into paddleboard builds with a nod to airplanes and illicit booze. The Bootlegger SUP is designed after prohibition-era airplanes and wood boats from the 20s...

Lodesol Foldable Magnetic Tool Holder

$39.95 from Lodesol »

I bet the reason you haven't fixed the ceiling fan and built a vegetable planter this summer like you promised is you don't have a foldable magnetic tool holder to keep your stuff organized and close at hand, right?...

Flowering Penis Coffee Mug

$15.99 from Amazon »

For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...

The Swiss Army Knife Book

$13.59 from Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? It doesn't get any gift-for-a-manlier than The Swiss Army Knife Book and its 63 outdoor projects for a dude (or your mama, if that's how she rolls) to build with nothing but the most famous multi-tool...

Wim Single-Serve Frozen Yogurt Maker

$299 from Wim »

Yep, the Wim single-serve frozen yogurt maker is just what you're wondering if it is: a Keurig for ice cream. Just add milk to one of the Wim-Bowl ingredient pods, slip it under the appliance's churner, and press start...

Reversible Meat Pounder & Tenderizer

$28.77 from Amazon »

Time to pound some meat! And then let your gentle side take over and press it tenderly. You don't even need 2 different toys to do it with Leifheit's Pro Line Meat Pounder & Tenderizer. It's reversible. A powerful and...

Podo Stick & Shoot Camera

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Folders, multi-tools, and titanium toothpicks as EDC? Nah, the Podo Stick & Shoot Camera will get more daily use than all of those combined. Taking selfies, filming cat videos, and recording the shenanigans of airline...

Celliant Sleep Boomerang Memory Foam Pillow

$99.99 from Amazon »

One time I threw a boomerang and it came back and sliced me in the neck. So I'm glad to see this Boomerang Memory Foam Pillow is here to cradle and support and eliminate pain from my neck, and maybe make some amends for...

Fat Boys Blob Water Launch Pad

$3,500 from Fat Boys »

You don't need to be a fat boy, or even a boy, to assume the position of Launcher or Launchee on the Fat Boys Blob. All you need is a craving for a rush of adrenaline and a fearlessness in the face of heights...

01 InstruMMent Dimensioning Tool

$99.99 - $149.99 from Amazon »

The 01 InstruMMent dimensioning tool does for those who want an instant, hi-tech means of capturing and recording measurements what the Rollbe does for you looking to keep your tech low. An aluminum cylinder with your...

Ockel Sirius B Windows 10 Pocket PC

$189 - $349 from Ockel »

Ockel's Sirius B is a pocket-sized PC with so much power your pocket might not be able to pocket it. And for those in dorm rooms and tiny apartments, trade in the tower for a computer the size of a pad of paper, and you'll...

Menaji CAMO Concealer for Men

$26 - $29 from Amazon »

Dudes, Menaji's CAMO Concealer for men will cover zits, dark under-eye circles, razor bumps, scars, and age spots to make you look like a pretty pony. With a side of fragrance-free so you won't smell like a pretty pony...

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$10.99 from Amazon »

More sticker fun for the office and airport pranksters. A 50-pack of Voice & Motion Activated prank stickers, my college friends, seem like a necessary addition to your suitcase when you head back to the dorm too...

GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device

$220 from GLO Science »

I'm not sure which I'll dig more: the 5 shades lighter the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device will render my smile in less than a week, or the 50 shades more blue and luminescent it will make my mouth while I'm wearing...

Wobbling Willy - Your Face on a Dildo (NSFW)

Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you...

Napier Backroadz Truck Tent

$174.99 - $200.85 from Amazon »

Outdoorsy dads, Napier stitched their Backroadz Truck Tent out of premium 800mm polyester taffeta. So once camping season is over you can gift it to your teenage daughter to wear to her winter formal. A win-win for Pops!...

OtoSet Automatic Ear Cleaning Headset

I doubt SafKan made its OtoSet to be the Beats headphones of earwax removal systems. But since finishing the last episode of The Defiant Ones, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at the world's first automated...