Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator

$64 from Amazon »

Usually when I come across things like the Tenga Flip Hole on Amazon, a random oblong instrument or box with a button, and a title that gives no indication of what the F it is, I just assume it has something to do with...

AeroTwist Speaker

$380 from Jarre »

Now this is a sexy donut. Twist. I mean a sexy snake. Twist. I mean a sexy thing I once saw snorkeling that shot fiberglass bristles into my hand when I touched it. (Lesson: observe, don't disturb.) The AeroTwist speaker...

SleepCompanion Sleep Enhancer & Monitor

$99.99 from Amazon »

Holi's SleepCompanion has combined the principles behind a sunrise alarm clock with the skills a sleep tracker in hopes of producing a Super Servant of the Snooze whose whole is wholly greater than the

Single Serve & Full Pot Coffee Maker

$81.67 from Amazon »

This Two-Way Brewer gives me the option of making a 14-ounce cup of coffee just for me, or a whole 12-cup pot of coffee just for me when I'm really tired. Or really hungover. Or really constipated....

BedJet Climate Control for Beds

$139 - $949 from Amazon »

I saw the BedJet last week when I was researching (i.e., zombie-clicking through the pages of Amazon) DermaTherapySPORT bedding. DTS is made with some sort of woven fabric golden boy that the company says will keep you...

Tannus - Bike Tires That Never Go Flat

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Why will you never get a flat if you put Tannus tires on your bike? Because Tannus tires don't got no air inside. Move over, Spandex. You've had a good run, but Micro Closed Cell Polymer Resin's about to dethrone you...

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Homping Portable Charcoal Grill

$199 from Amazon »

Homping meets hot coals and juicy steak. Mmmm, sounds kinky and delicious. If you dare...

i-sopod Sensory Deprivation Float Tank

I used to have a membership to a sensory deprivation tank club (because I am both fancy and bored). What happens is you go into a private room, get naked, and then climb in these completely enclosed, completely pitch...

EVELO Electric Bicycles

$2,069 - $3,024 from Amazon »

One brother did it for his wife. The other brother did it for his country. Yevgeniy and Boris Mordkovich co-founded EVELO electric bicycles both to close the gap between cycling skill levels and to address the enormous...

The Aura Water Pipe

Sorry, hippies and artistic stoners. Now that marijuana is this close to mainstream acceptance, and not that much farther away from legalization, it's time for the techies and trendsters to move in and take over the conception...

Horizon Spy Drone

$89.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Your ticket to the open skies, or at least a bird's eye view of them, is going for 47% off for a limited time thanks to this Dude Exclusives deal on the Horizon Spy Drone. The flying RC quadcop

Rotating LED Headlamp

$18.95 from Amazon »

This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 90-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...

BullseyeBore Laser Drill Guide

BullseyeBore or not, as someone who often has trouble even walking straight, there's close to a 0% chance I'm ever going to be able to cut, saw, or drill straight. But for the rest of you, the handy ones who only catch...

Boltwell B*10 Must-Haves Emergency Kit

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Boltwell B*10 Must-Haves Emergency Kit contains a 10-pack of Life Savers for disaster preparedness. Because if you're gonna go out, you may as well go out on a sugar high....

Portable Electric Mixer Cup

$22.99 from Amazon »

Yeah I would like a smoothie, milkshake, triple salted caramel mocha frappuccino, and frozen margarita homemade at my desk. With this portable drink mixer, I'll no longer have to lug my blender to work to enjoy freshly...

Confederate P51 Combat Fighter

$113,900 - $119,500 from Confederate Motorcycles »

Confederate has been releasing Combat motorcycles regularly since 1999; just during my short tenure in these parts we've seen the formidable X132 Hellcat Combat and its follow-up, the equally vicious X132 Hellcat Speedster....

Lighthouse - Free & ISP-Free Internet

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To be clear, the Internet flies in only one direction down Outernet's information superhighway*. Each day, a 1 GB dose of data funnels through a dish antenna and lands in the company's Lighthouse receiver, where it is...

West Coast Roasting Hand-Roasted-to-Order Coffee

$17.25 - $19 from West Coast Roasting Company »

Nate and Melissa White created West Coast Roasting. They have hand-roasted, bagged, and labelled every batch of coffee they've ever produced. To order. Since long before, as they so winningly put it, "people put mustaches...

Survival Cards: EDC Multi-Tools in a Thin Credit Card Size

Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks

$9.27 from Amazon »

The only thing worse about work than working is co-workers. Like the guy I seem to have started an ass war with after he left some anus chocolates on my desk and I countered with a pair of Manties. Today I got Shreddie

USB-Powered Light Bulb

For your desk via a laptop USB, for your tent via a portable battery pack. This USB Bulb goes wherever you, and your Universal Serial Bus power sources, go. The light bulb charges and shines when attached to any device...

Kraken D20 Die

$14.99 - $119.99 from Shapeways »

When he's not terrorizing Nordic ships The Kraken enjoys a good game of Skulls and Shackles. So when 3D artist Nvenom8 approached him with a merchandising opportunity, the behemoth beast of the sea wasn't just willing...

DermaTherapySPORT Athletic Bedding

$199.99 - $249.99 from Amazon »

DermaTherapySPORT bedding evolved around athletes and studies suggesting how dramatically sleep quality can affect athletic performance. But the essence of these elite sheets is their fabric technology, a woven system...

Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray

$14.99 from Amazon »

I want a big hunk of meat, and I want it now. What? Frozen?! Thaw overnight in the fridge? Thaw in a bowl of water for a few hours? Thaw in the microwave and let it get all...microwaved? How about, instead of any of that...

Ubco 2 x 2 Electric Motor Bike

$7k from Ubco »

I like how when a pair of Kiwis set out to build a sick off-road/commuter bike combo, their goal numero uno was to make sure it could also be used to herd sheep and drive cattle. Party till the cows come home? No. In...

EnChroma Color Blindness Glasses

$339.95 - $439.95 from EnChroma »

As as dude named Ethan demonstrates in the above video, seeing colors for the first time ever is an experience a lot like seeing them for the first time ever while on hallucinogenic drugs. Stirring. Awe-inspiring. Life-changing....

Filson Dry Duffel Bag

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If you hate the thought of exposing your gear to water, dust, sand, and zippers then Filson's dry duffel might be the bag for you. The pictured mid-size version is made of polyester coated in vinyl for complete weather...

Rumpl Puffy Coat Blanket

$129 - $199 from Amazon »

Rumpl is your favorite puffy coat and your best sleeping bag turned into a comforter for your bed. A blanket for your starry nights. A cover for your movie dates on the couch. Rumpl is a high performance insulator made...

PhoneSoap Charger & Sanitizer

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Phones are dirty. And that's just the physical devices, never mind what people use them for. Every cellphone on the block is rife with armies of bacteria and viruses, ranging from the flu, staph, E. Coli, MRSA, and, given...

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The Coolest Cooler

Giveaway: The Coolest Cooler

There's a party in my cooler and everybody's chillin'. The Coolest Cooler is a combined bartender, DJ, and pack mule. On wheels. It chills, blends, blasts, charges, and lets the good times roll. It ranks as the highest...

Friendly Swede Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter

$9.99 from Amazon »

The Swedes. Always lookin' out, always glad to do it. My favorite friendly Scandinavians made this paracord bracelet out of 16' of 350 spec nylon. Five different color choices are braided into a sweet adjustable wrist...

Bartesian Capsule Cocktail Machine

$299 from Bartesian »

Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis. Morning coffee from pods and K-cups? How about morning Sex on the Beach...and happy hour Margaritas...and night cap Martinis from the same tiny capsules? With an automated...

SKEYE Mini Drone with HD Camera

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Awww, Mama and Papa Drone made a baby. I wonder how that worked. Gimbal attachments, perhaps? The SKEYE Mini Drone is a tiny flying machine fitted with an HD camera. Together they are primed to record airborne stunts...

Mako Pressure Point Restraining Tool

$11.11 from Amazon »

Next time someone calls me a tool, I think I'll say, "Thank you." And offer to show him how swell it feels when a tool digs his Mako-laced fingers right into that spot at the bottom-side of the neck....

Tethercell AA Smart Battery Adapter

$24.49 from DudeIWantThat.com »

When I see the Tethercell smart battery adapter I think of parents with A) children and B) a-hole friends and family members who buy their children toys that play songs or make animal noises or blow horns. Over. And over....

The Aperture Wrench

Wrenches and camera lenses: together at last. As it turns out, the seeming odd couple industrial designer Jordan Steranka paired up to create his Aperture Wrench concept is a completely logical and elegantly handy pair....

Ninja Ultima Kitchen System

$299.99 from Amazon »

I was looking up ninja stuff on Amazon because...I'm a dude...and they kept showing me this blender and all of its 1,000 sellers and iterations. And I was like, "Stop showing me this damn effing blender, Amazon! I want...

Colita De Rana Bug-Repellent Aloe

If you have a sunburn so bad it hurts to blink, that sucks. If you have a sunburn so bad it hurts to blink, and then you get bitten up by mosquitos such that even though several areas of your body are at Level 8 pain...

ESCAPE Traveler

$65,400 - $72,800 from ESCAPE Traveler »

The ESCAPE Traveler definitely looks bigger on the inside. But I think that's more due to the trickery of those wide angle lenses the real estate industry loves using to take photos than a true touch of Whovian magic....

Opinel No 8 Carbon Pocket Knife

$12.95 from Amazon »

One thing I've learned in life is that people like quality, people like deals, and people like knives. If you consider yourself people, then the Opinel No 8 Carbon pocket knife is your opportunity to have all 3 of these...

Utopia Kitchen 6-Piece Knife Set

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Here are some cheap knives with a sweet magnetic knife block and good reviews for sharpness, quality, durability, and ease of juggling. OK, I don't know about that last one, but it does seem that buyers dig Utopia Kitchen's...

Nebia Atomized Water Showerhead

$299 from Nebia »

Nebia trademarked what they call H2MICRO technology. They say it takes the best parts of a shower and a steam room and sprays it out of overhead and portable wand nozzles in a way that will make you feel like you're in...

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction: Ninja Weapons

$13.94 from Amazon »

I guess ninja weapons have always been made out of everyday household items, it's just that the definition of an everyday household item isn't quite the same in contemporary America as it was in feudal Japan. So when...

First Alert 2-Story Escape Ladder

$31.36 from Amazon »

If you don't live in a high-rise building, and you're not Tom Cruise jonesing for stunt work at 53, you don't need to spend the money on a rescue parachute or <a href="/outdoors/tools/skysaver-rapelling-rescue-backpack.

Skybar Wine Chill Drops

$14.99 from Amazon »

I'm not that into wine, but my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is. And since these Wine Chill Drops look kind of like tobacco pipes, I think I could use them to regale her with my Albert Einstein and Frosty the...

The Slinky Machine

If you've been toying with the idea of making an escalator for your Slinky, then you are almost as quirky and random as Matthias Wandel. Almost because Wandel went ahead and did it. The Slinky Machine is based on the...

Egg-Tastic Microwave Egg Cooker

$4.99 from Amazon »

I'm OK with microwaved eggs. Granted they sometimes come out with a hint of rubber band flavor, but it's a small price to pay for the convenience of being able to pop my english muffin-sized tupperware in on my way to...

FreezerBoy - Game Boy Refrigerator Magnets

$19.99 from Amazon »

Here's a slightly more economical approach to "skinning" your fridge in LEGO bricks or a lady licking the shaft of a banana. It's simpler to install and, I think many would argue, just as inspiring too. FreezerBoy is...

Surge Protector with 6 Outlets & 2 USB Ports

According to Aduro, their Surge Slim Protector's 540-joule energy rating will safely power a half dozen Japanese electric piston masturbators...or any other AC device...in home or office environments. Two USB ports at...