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Mr. Heater Portable Propane Heater

$83.95 from Amazon »

Snowed in, power out, and frikkin' freezing. Not a good combination. Mr. Heater's Portable Buddy can't solve all of your problems, but it does get very high reviews for making the last one a lot more bearable. The propane-driven...

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FLYTE Levitating Light

$349 from FLYTE »

The levitating FLYTE light is Edison meets...Houdini?...Superman?...Jesus? This Swedish creation consists of an energy-efficient LED bulb that both floats over its magnetic base and rotates slowly in the air for some...

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Doggie Bungee Toy

$23.99 from Amazon »

For me, playing with dogs is like playing with kids: I'm good for about 7 minutes before I need a nap. Particularly when they have boundless energy for tugging or saddling you up like a horse and riding around on your...

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Huntly's Paper Warplanes

$15 - $18 from Huntly's »

Huntly began making paper airplanes as a wee boy in the 1930s, and went on to build the real thing for Lockheed Aircraft Co. during WWII. After the war he flew light aircraft and worked in advertising for the aerospace...

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Penis Tuxedo

$29.95 from LELO »

How long has it been since someone said your penis looks "dapper?" For me, the answer is an emphatic "too long." The same goes for "snazzy," "handsome," and "just like Jon Hamm." I can only hope LELO's new TUX, a penis...

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Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can

$162.35 from Amazon »

The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...

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Cityscape Rings

$69 - $1,359 from Etsy »

Take your lady on a trip to Paris this year. Or maybe Stockholm. Edinburgh. New York. I hear Charleston is nice. Or if leaving town isn't in the budget, bring the great cities of the world to her...finger. Ola Shekhtman...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Bubble Hockey Table

$2,895 from Amazon »

Oh boy, the rec room is about to get wrecked. Super Chexx made this Bubble Hockey Table specifically for the home, with coin-free operation and a dome covering the playfield that they describe as "indestructible." A bold...

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ODiN Air Mouse

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Celluon Virtual Keyboard gets a mouse playmate. A Norse god of war mouse playmate. The ODiN Air Mouse projects a hi-res 8cm x 8cm box onto the area where you would normally place your boring tangible mouse so you...

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Moon Cheese

$8.01 - $48.60 from Amazon »

Moon Cheese is for people who want to eat snacks that are low-carb and gluten-free, and also for people who want to eat snacks that are effing delicious. How do I describe it? Imagine eating Cheetos built entirely from...

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Peanut Butter & Jam Old Fashioned

$56.59 from Firebox.com »

PB&J has grown up. Now it's the perfect companion for the dude who just wants to relax with a sophisticated adult beverage...but doesn't want to stray too far from his favorite squishy, sticky, nummy childhood sammich....

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KeyCatch Super Strong Light Switch Magnets

$12.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I've considered installing a small ledge next to the light switch by my door to preclude the exact problem KeyCatch solves in a much simpler, less conspicuous, and way less work for lazy me way: losing my keys. These...

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monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym

$149 from Amazon »

In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...

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Colt S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads

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This Bug Out Bag especiale from Colt includes 5 of the company's S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads. Each piece is black coated 8Cr13MoV stainless steel and includes a double punch of lanyard / lashing holes. Arrowheads include...

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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

$28.59 from Firebox.com »

You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...

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AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger

$75 from Amazon »

Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...

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Martian Notifier Smartwatch

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's a deal that's out of this world. Get the Martian Notifier Smartwatch for 72% off retail value from Dude Exclusives. Sure, the Martian isn't the newest wearable on the market, but in a way that's even better because...

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Solid Chocolate Revolver

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Why pack heat when you can pack sweets? (Plus a few pounds onto your butt and gut.) This revolver from Chocolate Weapons is an exact, full-size replica molded from almost a pound of solid milk chocolate. It comes in a...

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Giveaway: LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager

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DUDE READER BONUS: The LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager giveaway entry period may be over, but you still have a chance to score! Enter the coupon code DUDEIWANTTHAT at LELO checkout and save an additional 20% on your...

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Console Vaults

$279 - $289 from Amazon »

You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...

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Wooden Boat Bathtub

Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...

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Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots

$24.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...

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Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)

$99 - $139 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss...

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Oak Murphy Door

$1,499 from Amazon »

Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...

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Doomsday Pendant Lamp

$69.99 from IKEA »

Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...

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Mediflow Waterbase Pillow

$49.99 from Amazon »

All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...

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Sansaire Steak Aging Sauce

$33.09 from Amazon »

If you've got a Crock-Pot or a fancy foodie sous vide cooker, Sansaire says their Steak Aging Sauce will infuse your meat with "the complex flavor of dry aging" in no more than the amount of time it takes you to cook...

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RoguePak Reusable & Recylabe Reservoirs

$19.96 - $23.95 from Amazon »

Water bladders like the ones in Platypus or CamelBak packs are actually pretty great if you're into endurance-based activities. Hiking. Long bike rides. Binge watching Full House in anticipation of the Fuller House premiere....

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2-Person Black Jacuzzi

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I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. Eight powerful back...

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The UFO Cabin

$580 - $680 from Treehotel »

You've got 10 days to get to Sweden if you want to watch The X-Files 2016 premiere in this UFO Cabin. You might want to bring a flatscreen and a satellite too, since this Treehotel accommodation is all about disconnecting...

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NES30 Pro Bluetooth Game Controller

$36.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not just wireless, it's also universal. Sort of. You can't use this NES30 Pro Bluetooth controller to play games on any platform, but you can use it to finger yourself to victory (errr...maybe I'll reword that when...

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Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro

$84.95 from Amazon »

Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...

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Vanguard Personal Gaming Environment

$342.99 - $379.99 from Amazon »

GAEMS calls its Vanguard a "premier Personal Gaming Environment (PGE)" and I hope they're right because to me it just looks like a TV screen and some speakers built into a briefcase. To give them the benefit of the doubt...

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Pizza Scissors

$17.36 from Amazon »

I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...

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Star Wars Where's the Wookiee?

$8.11 - $13.95 from Amazon »

Bonding with your kids is never easier than when there's something in it for you too. Like catching a fish. Witnessing a buzzer beater. Finding a Wookiee. Sure, Waldo isn't the worst dude for you and Mini You to be on...

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Nano Tool 3-Pack

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The makers of the KeySmart want to make your keychain ToolSmart too. Their 3-piece set of Nano Tools includes a Nano Wrench, Nano Ruler, and Nano Socket, each of which slips on your keychain to serve as your portable...

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Night Sky Playing Cards

$5.95 from Amazon »

They won't do much to improve your poker game, but these Night Sky playing cards will give you a leg up on learning the constellations. Each of the deck's 52 depicts a sky full of stars with a different outlined constellation....

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Toker Poker Glow-in-the-Dark Smoker's Tool

$12.95 from Amazon »

Ergonomics aren't just for desk chairs and keyboards anymore. Stoners need their specialized tools to feel comfortable during repetitive and long term use too. 'Cause what good is smoking a bowl to alleviate the pain...

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The Wave Bed

$826.99 - $926.99 from Amazon »

Grab your lady, or your Tenga, and catch a wave. This contemporary wave-like bed smacks just enough of the 80s, my golden years of childhood, that I kind of love it. The frame comes in black, brown, or white faux leather...

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Carpet Chair

$13,050 from Mousarris »

When you're a genie, or Cypriot designer Stelios Mousarris, you don't just know how to make magic carpets fly, you know how to bend and fold them into a creative and elegant seating option to use when you're not in the...

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PT Blaster Steerable Sled

$59.20 from Amazon »

Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. Flexible Flyer's PT Blaster gives...

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Paracord Watches

$114.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

WeBBem styles up survival with their Traveler and Overlander Paracord Watches, both fine-looking timepieces attached to straps woven from usable 550 paracord. Both watches have a 316L marine-grade stainless steel bodies...

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Giveaway: Black Ember Modular Backpack

If James Bond needed a backpack to tote his textbooks and laptop to physics class, a Black Ember is what he'd choose. Modular, waterproof, and very, very black, these bags are customizable with an array of accessories...

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Nixie Flying Wearable Camera

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The Nixie may be a ways from reality--and your wrist--but its live demo debut at CES 2016 proves it's a lot more than a few mockup drawings and some dude's dream (or, in this case, a dude and a dudette). The wearable...

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Cooper Cooler 60-Second Beer Chiller

$69.99 - $79.55 from Amazon »

Mmm, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm beer. Except maybe a tetanus shot. The Cooper Cooler is similar to the SpinChill, but bigger, faster, and with a plug. It cools a 12-ounce can or bottle of beer from an...

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Hippopotamus Sofa

It's too late to say you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but maybe if you're real good, kids, Mommy or Daddy (or Sugar Daddy, ladies) will get you a hippopotamus for Valentine's Day. This one you won't even have to...

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Diamond Whiskey Decanter

$129 from Amazon »

When me and my friend Cornelius host our Super Bowl 50 box pool I think we're going to start a yearly tradition of giving this Diamond Whiskey Decanter to the winner as a trophy. Filled with the alcohol of his choice....