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The New Erotic Photography (NSFW)

$15 from Amazon »

If they consider "new erotic photography" to mean putting baby bottle nipples on a lady's nipples, then I'm...I'm...I'm OK with that. I mean, it seems a little redundant, and maybe wouldn't have been the first path I...

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Mokase Smartphone Cover Coffee Maker

$57 from Mokase »

Mo' crazy, mo' coffee, Mokase! It's the latest mobile phone feature we 0% need but, while collectively rolling our eyes, some of us will still get: a smartphone case that brews coffee...

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DrySteppers - Raincoats for Your Sneakers

$19.99 from DrySteppers »

DrySteppers slip over your sneakers like a cozy shoe raincoat when the only thing worse than when you ask your mama for Adidas and she buys you Zips happens: you buy your own damn Adidas Zebra V2s, and then an angry summer...

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aRks 3D Printed Bikinis

aRks 3D has prototyped a series of 3D printed bikinis they call Coral. And I know what all the dudes out there are thinking: that's some Coral I'd sure like to come across in the ocean. In stark contrast what's running...

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KlikR Universal Remote Control

$19.99 from Klikr »

It's long been possible to be too lazy to get up to turn on the TV and change channels, but thanks to KlikR it's now possible to be too lazy to dig the remote out of the couch cushions too! KlikR is a little Bluetooth...

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The Miracle Cube Timer

$12.99 - $18.88 from Amazon »

Miracle Cube Timer? Haha, kids, more like the Miracle Cube Time-outer. Mama and Daddy are getting a new gadget to count down their workouts and number of minutes they must breathe deep and calm before freaking out. But...

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Split Decision Pie Pan

$13.89 from Amazon »

A Split Decision Pie Pan is genius because pie is always a split decision in my house. She-Ra: Princess of Power invariably wants some Frankenstein abomination like Blueberry Lemon Cheddar Streusel, and I, true to good...

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8x Dual Focus Monocular Lens

Zoom in on the discount. This dual focus monocular lens is on sale for $7.99 for a limited time. Use it to gain an 8x magnified view on the golf course, summer hikes and travels, and bird and neighbor watching...

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The PuttSkee - Skee Ball Golf

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And the PuttSkee skee ball-golf hybrid even folds up into an oversized luggage / encyclopedia salesman-style rolling crate so you can hold tournaments next to the keg on Fridays at the office, turn it into a drinking...

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PixelWhip Fiber Optic Dance Whip

$80 from Amazon »

FiberFlies' PixelWhip is more than just your color-changing fiber optic whip for the bedroom club. Think about all the fun you could have with it on the bed 4th of July. Especially if your girlfriend town isn't down with...

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Swinging Monkey Giant Mat Platform Swing

$79 from Amazon »

All you little monkeys who thought summer was already in full swing, here's a giant mat platform to get it swinging even higher. The 30" x 40" 600D Oxford fabric cover stretches over a steel frame sturdy enough to push...

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Calmz Anxiety Relief System for Dogs

$99.95 from Amazon »

The Calmz Anxiety Relief System thinks it can settle down your nervous pup using some of the same techniques research shows help people with the same high levels of stress and anxiety. Have you seen the weighted blankets...

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Digital Classic Vape Pipe

$79 from RAWtronics »

Oh boy, hipsters. This Digital Classic Vape Pipe from RAWtronics picks up right where the Holmes Pipe left off. Only this Sherlock-shaped vaporizer is more than a concept - it's all produced and packaged and ready for...

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Dash Masha 2X

$19.89 from Amazon »

Dash says its Masha-ed potatoes are the doggone fluffiest. And smoothest. And creamiest. The rotor-cone technology behind this mashing machine purees foods ranging from potatoes and yams to guacamole and hummus in under...

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EDC Money Clip with Hidden Knife

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Jbett says their EDC Money Clip, with a fine edge blade hidden like a gooey chocolate center inside, "warrants picking up the tab every time just to show it off." Uh...what? I think if I wanted to make everyone jealous...

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Hendrick's Steampunk Cocktail Garnish Slicer

$199.99 from Cocktail Kingdom »

Your most practical purchase of the year: Hendrick's Gin's steampunk-y Petite Garnisher, a complex contraption that relieves you of the tedious, unending task of...slicing cucumbers. And! ... Making sure they are all...

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Sonnet - Off-Grid Mobile Communication

$89 from Sonnet Labs »

I was going to write you a sonnet about the forthcoming Sonnet, a hexagon of wireless communication that let's you send smartphone messages, images, and GPS locations to other Sonnet owners even when there's no cellular...

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Earwax Candle Kit

$7.89 from Amazon »

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

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Twist Whiskey Glass

$59.99 from Amazon »

I wouldn't normally take my whiskey with a twist, but if it's an Ashcroft Twist whiskey glass providing the service rather than a slice of citrus...you could probably twist my arm...

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Trakk High Tech Backpacks

$79.99 - $89.99 from TRAKK »

TRAKK Tech's ARMOR and SHELL backpacks give Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles die-hards a more subtle way to dress like their favorite sewer-dwelling martial artist. The lightweight, breathable, weatherproof packs even have...

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Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coaster Set

$59.99 from Amazon »

These Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coasters are light, fast, and slick. Which is exactly what I myself am going to be long about the 6th beer I set on one of them this 4th of July weekend...

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Stoner Coffee Table Book

$10.70 from Amazon »

Steve Mockus presents: the Stoner Coffee Table Book. For that special kind of stoner who enjoys smoking out solo, and needs an activity more interactive than staring off into space, but less mentally taxing than playing...

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ResQBattery Micro-USB Disposable Phone Battery

$16.99 from ResQBattery »

The ResQBattery is FCC- and CE-approved, but something about the words "disposable phone battery" will probably make the composting farmer's market crowd cringe. The rest of you, however, can feel the giddy relief of...

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Giveaway: BedJet Climate Comfort System for Your Bed

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BedJet Climate Comfort System for Your Bed Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Troy M. of Hammond, LA, winner of the BedJet Climate Comfort System. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...