The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...

Airstream Basecamp 20

$45,900 Airstream »

The Airstream Basecamp 20 is big, B-I-G and it's bad, B-A-D, and it's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. At least according to my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, who broke into one of her high school cheerleading chants the...

Nite Ize GearTies - Reusable Rubber Twist Ties

$9.97 - $21.48 Amazon »

Nite Ize brings us organization with a twist. Their GearTie line is an enhanced version of your bag of sliced bread's favorite closure, the twist tie. GearTies are flexible, reusable securing tools coated in a tough rubber...

Every Naked Person Shower Curtain

Sold Out Amazon »

On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...

Keysy RFID Duplicator - Copy Keycards & Keyfobs

$60.81 Amazon »

Copying your keyfobs and keycards? It's now Keysy peasy. The Keysy RFID duplicator from Tiny Labs is able to copy up to 4 low frequency (125kHz) RFID fobs and cards onto its single keychain attachment to consolidate your...

LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System

$299.99 Amazon »

Complete with insertable Super Mario Bros. cartridge. Don't forget to blow first. LEGO's Nintendo Entertainment System drops on August 1, 2020, and even as someone who's not a Zack, Zack LEGO Maniac I gotta say, LEGO...

The CityRadio - Major City Radio Stations in Real Time

$113 Palomar »

Tune in, Tokyo, tune in, Tokyo - holy crap, CityRadio! It worked! That never happens when I try it with boobies. (Though as cool as the CityRadio is, the game is still more fun with boobies. Am I right, young Jonathan...

Drowse Buster-E Stay-Awake Wearable

$26.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

Who's up for a little classical conditioning? The Drowse Buster-E is a wearable for sleepy drivers, students, and office workers who need a little...stimulation to stay awake while engaged in mind-numbing activities after...

VitaFLUX Better-in-Bed Daily Supplement for Men & Women

$49.95 Promescent »

Seems like getting better in bed would naturally make you feel better outside of it, but VitaFLUX isn't taking any chances. The daily supplement for men and women covers all bases in your sexual health and your overall...

Arkup Livable Yacht - Floating Motor Home

$5.5 million Arkup »

Ark up, Noah! It's time to seek out two of every kind of party animal you know, and lead them onto the Arkup Livable Yacht, a floating home that motors from dock to dock, sea to sea, and tropical paradise to coastal city...

My Last F*ck Candle

$11.48 - $14.54 Etsy »

My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...

Decathlon 2-Seconds Easy Tent

$199 Decathlon »

The Decathlon 2-Seconds Easy Tent pops up faster than my topsheet when I have dreams about my 4th grade English teacher's...lemon bars. Man did Miss Michaelson bake the best lemon bars. And she'd always bring them in...

3D Wood Tetris Puzzle

$29.99 Amazon »

This 3D Wood Tetris Puzzle caught my eye because tonight for dinner I had takeout teriyaki and played Jeopardy! with Alexa, and one thing I learned is I really suck at Jeopardy! with Alexa. Oh, and also that the Shakespearean...

Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

$29.95 - $29.99 Amazon »

Paranoia, paranoia, bugs and rats are comin' to get me! That's what I sang to my mama when she asked me to install some Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repellers in her house, even though she hasn't noticed any "particular...

Aurora Professional Strip Cut Paper & Plastic Shredder

$31 - $43.72 Amazon »

A couple weeks ago my friend Esteban told me the story of buying his first house. He said the best part was right after he moved in he was cleaning it up, doing some work on the kitchen, and on top of one of the cabinets...

E54: What Is This Thing?

$11.18 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 54 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Chickpea Butter Spread

$5.49 Amazon »

Mmm, chickpea butter. Sounds like...peanut butter hummus. Which sounds like...I don't know if "gross" is the right word since we do apply peanut butter to many savory applications, Thai peanut sauce being the first and...

DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer

$199.99 Amazon »

The DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer is here to make your floofy floof floofier without forcing you to choose between holding your pet grooming tools or holding your dog (or cat - ha!) back from high-tailing it the F away from...

SuperVizor XT Auto Emergency Escape Tool

$12.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

The SuperVizor XT Auto Emergency Escape Tool could be a glowing addition to your vehicle's preparedness plan. The tiny tool stores for easy access inside an included holster mounted right alongside your garage door opener...

This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself

$17.92 Amazon »

Not sure I need anything else to make me "sh!t myself" these days, but who can resist a new book's declaration that This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself? Especially when the title is followed by the subtitle Unexplained...

Premium Root Beer Variety Pack

$45.99 Amazon »

They got any Fitz's in there? I'm not even joking when I say I'd be happier to get a Premium Root Beer Variety Pack than a Premium Beer Variety Pack. It's way harder to find a satisfying array of this fine soda at the...

Tardigrade Steel Hose

$12.99 - $33.99 Amazon »

If anyone knows about extinction events it's tardigrades and my mama's garden hoses. Tardigrades, also known as water bears and moss piglets, are tiny - wee-wee-wee-wee-tiny all the way home - water animals that have...

Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head

$299.99 Amazon »

Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."...

Quikflip 2-in-1 Reversible Backpack Hoodie

$53.97 Amazon »

The Quikflip reversible backpack hoodie evolution began, according to creator Rener Gracie, because "As a third generation jiu-jitsu master and a lifelong athlete, I became increasingly frustrated with the lack of ways...