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Crayola Crayon Maker

$35.98 from Amazon »

No way! It's like the Sesame Street crayon factory from 1979 compressed and at your fingertips! It's time to melt old, broke-down crayons into new, perfectly-shaped mini crayons in dazzling swirled hues. More importantly...

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Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater

$5 from Louis CK »

Louis C.K. has posted his comedy special Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater online fo you to download for the cost of $5. Or , you could be a thief and download it from some torrent site for free. This is actually...

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Prescription Label Flask

$18.54 from Amazon »

You're probably not going to fool your poli sci professor or law enforcement officers with this gimmick, but the Rx label will help authenticate your use of the term "medicine" as a synonym for "whiskey" when responding...

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Perplexus Epic

$28.57 from Amazon »

Holy shit, I'm feeling epically perplexused just looking at this gnarled sphere of chaos. And that's not even the interactive fun part. Inside the visual affront is a little steel ball, which must be wound around the...

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24 Cans Of Duff Beer

$40.19 from Firebox.com »

Twenty four cans of Homer's favorite pastime will have you snoring in your La-Z-Boy before midnight. These aren't just cans that say Duff Beer on them with soda inside either. They have actual alcohol in them. German...

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EOS Mixtape Watch

$135 from Shop Adorn »

The days of pouring your heart and soul into the making of a mixtape are certainly beyond us. And while there was no better way to express how you felt about someone than selecting a specific group of songs written and...

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Ultra Stomp Rocket

$19.99 from Amazon »

No batteries, no gun powder, no electricity. Just good old fashioned oxygen. And these babies fly up to 200 feet in the air... or plenty far enough to hit your little sister in the face from the other side of the room....

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Brass Knuckle Meat Pounder

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I'll skirt the obvious meat pounder jokes here. I do see a pretty nifty dual purpose tool though. I've never tenderized meat before cooking it, but this looks like it might make the job sort of fun. And, if someone breaks...

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Batman Begins Motorcycle Suit

$1,196 from UD Replicas »

From the brilliant mind of Lucius Fox and "the copycats" at UD Replicas comes this faithful rendition of the bat suit as worn by Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins. Painstaking work with the original screen suits has gone into...

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Gravity Gun Replica From Half Life

Harrison Krix a self-titled 29 year old dork likes to recreate the things most of you other dorks hold near and dear to your heart. He previously brought us the Daft Punk Helmet and now has tackled the gravity gun from...

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The Boob Scarf

$30 from Etsy »

Breast enhancement surgery is a major decision every 16 year old girl has to make for herself. Why not give the new look a trial run first while at the very same time keeping your neck warm? Don't think that's possible?...

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Miss You Card

$4 from Etsy »

Taken either as a threat or a thoughtful gesture depending on the intelligence and location of the recipient, this clever card is perfect for so many occasions. An ex-wife for instance could send this to her ex-husband...

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Candy Cane Edible Shot Glasses

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If you're like most people, the holidays drive you to drink. Predominantly hard liquor and predominantly straight up. This creates the perception that you are depressed, unstable, an alcoholic, or, worst of all, a Grinch....

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Powdered Peanut Butter

$4.44 from Amazon »

Not since Grow Toys and Sea Monkeys has the simple addition of water created a miracle of Powdered Peanut Butter caliber. Obviously, the 85% reduction in fat and calories renders it more a loose approximation of peanut...

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Tap Your Fruit Juice Sprayer

By: Quirky »

This ingenious concept product is getting ready to go into production. The juice is so much tastier when it comes directly from the tap. Stick the "stem" right into your favorite sprayable citrus fruit (lemons, limes...

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Gift Complaint Form

I've often wondered why it is they have to ruin Christmas with gifts. Shouldn't we be paying more attention to Jesus than each other? And how long do we have to keep up the charade? The smiling. The fake excitement. The...

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Boxed Wine In Ammunition Case

$80 from Thrillist »

Drawing a profound visual parallel between alcohol and weaponry, this ammo case of wine of is slick, sexy, and loaded with 3 liters of artisanal heat, but is likely to cause death and destruction if it falls into the...

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Pancake Plates

I can't think of anything bad to say about this product. It's not particularly inspired (it's just a plate with an extra level for syrup to pool into) but it does exactly what it is supposed to do. And it's certainly...

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Macbook Air Compact Mirror

Discontinued

Steve Jobs, the visionary that was Apple Computer, it is said had one dying wish. One last insight into the culture he helped create. And that insight brought us the Macbook Air Compact Mirror for ladies to see what they...

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Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks

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After I kill a deer, skin it with my bare hands, and eat its still beating heart, the last thing I wanna do is touch the raw meat. That's why I use these aptly named Bear Paw Meat Handlers when I handle my meat. Gone...

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Animal Cruelty Laser Mate

$17.95 from Amazon »

Ah perfect. Pets are great... until they impose on us in any manner. Cuddling on the couch and receiving unconditional love? I'm in. Taking them out, walking them, playing with them... that's kind of a nuisance. It really...

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Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99 from Amazon »

Previously reserved for the likes of your dog, your cat, your children and you after 10 shots of whatever the cool person shot currently is, now, you can enjoy your favorite wake-me-up drink from the rims of your own...

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Candy Corn Scented Candles

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Oooh, candy corn scented candles! Cooooo...wait. What does candy corn smell like again? Oh yeah. Candle wax. That makes the creators of these festive little treats either dirty con artists or ingenious capitalists. More...

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Fake Window Light

Discontinued

Natural sunlight is overrated, but slatted blinds and electroluminescent lighting are even more badass than their hype. Cash in on coolness, and brighten up your basement apartment or 10 x 15 cubicle with this simulated...

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Big Gay Inflatable Snowman

$199.95 from Hammacher Schlemmer »

This "casually" posed inflatable snowman certainly makes a statement "lounging" in your pristine front lawn. And that statement is that two gay guys live here. Five internal lights illuminate the snowman, making him look...

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Pet Peek Dog Window

$34.99 from Amazon »

The Pet Peek is a 9-1/2" acrylic dome installed in your pre-existing wood or vinyl fence that instills the pant-wetting fear in Jehovah's Witnesses, kids selling little league raffle tickets, and other unwanted visitors...

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Airplane Window Picture Frames

$99 from Design Boom »

Korean designer James Kim has forged this clever way of showing off the countless aerial photographs of cities and cloud formations you take from your window seat after reading the Sky Mall magazine cover-to-cover and...

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Wooden Palette Drink Coasters

$21 from Design Boom »

That special forklift operator in your life is gonna flip when he unwraps this set of 5 weather-beaten pallet coasters! They're an exact Mini Me to the standard industrial euro pallet, replete with quality stamps and...

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Due For Delivery Date Maternity Shirts

Discontinued

Cute. Now everyone will stop asking. Available in pink or blue ink so you won't have to field that one anymore either. Say, how filling in all that white space with the rest of the questions you're tired of answering?...

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Alcohol-Infused Whipped Cream

In the true spirit of the holiday season, here comes a little gift that will make you even more fat and drunk. Whipped Lightning turbocharges ordinary canned whipped cream with 36.5 proof grain alcohol and 12 mostly-tasty-sounding...

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Alphabet Chairs

Make a cozy word and alight it with punctuation. Tabisso lounge chairs are customizable by fabric, color, shell, and footing in letters A to Z, and numbers 0 to 9. Your initials, the logical choice, will add whimsical...

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Baby Dumbbell Rattle

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In a pickle because you skipped the birth of your first child to compete in the 2011 CrossFit Games? Make it up to your wife, and prepare your bundle of joy for the road of high intensity interval training that lies ahead...

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Bionic Bopper Cars

How many times have you been THIS CLOSE to punching someone in the face, only to be thwarted by interfering friends, the possibility of assault charges, or the sad realization that the would-be recipient could snap your...

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Dragon Incense Box

$27.90 from Amazon »

Win the favor of Daenerys Targaryen AND cover up the smell of weed in your bedroom with this Gothic dragon incense box. The smoke wafts from his nostrils and, when placed near papers or articles of clothing, he will breathe...

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Monkey Lights

$59.99 from Amazon »

Don't just make sure they see you coming, make sure they have a seizure when they see you coming! Monkey Lights elicit ocular anarchy in 32 LED colors with programmable patterns, and maintain their function in all weather...

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Turntable Ring

$351 from OYE Modern »

This Christmas, give a turntable ring to your favorite 50-something frenemy along with a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and grab a front row seat for the launch Mid-Life Crisis Part II. The record is even made of...

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Barcode Tattoos

$7.50 from Barcode Art »

Not quite ready to make today's ironic tat trend a lifelong companion? Or even a week-long reminder that corporate America condemns those with conspicuous body art to careers in food service? These peel-off barcode tattoos...

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Slice Of Pizza Sleeping Bag

$200 from Etsy »

A handmade, hand-dyed work of slumber and art that's stuffed with recycled quilts, lined with satin, and delivered to your door in 30 minutes or less. A scented model is currently in the works to increase the likelihood...

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Inner Message Ring

$169.99 from Infmetry »

It's the relationship and commitment hairshirt! Currently available in "Always" and "Marry me", Inner Message Rings are the perfect way to say, "If you really love me, you'll wear this ring that never stops gouging your...

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Combat Garden Gnome

$65 from Etsy »

People just can't wait to pervert emblems of peace and goodwill, can they? First the benevolent garden gnome goes zombie and now he's Charlton Heston. Still, at under a foot tall, these combative cuties make perfect pairs--or...

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Bacon Flavored Lube

$11.99 from Bacon Salt »

When we, collectively as Americans, stumble onto something that catches on with the unintelligent majority, we immediately begin the process of running it into the ground. See: The Kardashians, Myspace and... bacon flavored...

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The Levitron

$99.99 from Vat 19 »

The Levitron? Sweet. Someone is selling a 0-gravity amusement park ride. I bet you sit on the hovering black disc and try not to get bucked off as it bounces and spins wildly, right? And for only $99.99, you could probably...

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Throwable Panoramic Ball Camera

Isn't everything that isn't a Kardashian bank account or body part supposed to be getting smaller? Especially image-capturing devices. But this throwable ball camera is uncomfortably large. It appears to have the same...

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Swiss Army Flash Drive

$800 from Swiss Army »

File your nails, open an impossibly packaged plastic container, pen a love letter, find your way through the dark when the electricity goes out, stab a would be mugger, and store 128 GB of files protected by an advanced...

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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter

$5.60 from Amazon »

GingerDEAD men. Huh. I wonder if the concept led to the name, or the name to the concept. Sometimes it's surprisingly hard to tell how people who go for obvious puns think. Anyway, have fun trying to frost between the...

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Inception Totem

Cobb's totem from the film Inception has ripped through the seams of fiction and is now available for purchase in stainless steel, glass, sandstone, and about a dozen other dreamy colors and materials. It spins 90 seconds...

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Presidential Wrestling Ornaments

Discontinued

Condoleezza Rice recently appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to promote her memoir, No Higher Honor, and provide his liberal loyalists with fresh ammo for mocking her. Ms. Rice accomplished at least one of the...

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Branding Iron For BIC Lighter

$22 from Shapeways »

Hey moms! Check it out... No more searching for that perfect stocking-stuffer for your teenage son. Customize these to say whatever it is you'd like... that's 5 characters or less. This is actually a pretty creative idea...