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Canopy Island Inflatable Lounge

By: on July 14, 2015
$72.99
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Someone looks more interested in her floating cabana than she is in her wading cabana boy. I guess I would be too if he showed up empty handed like that. What, not even a tall glass of something cold, pink, and strong enough to convince her to invite you on board?

Intex's inflatable Canopy Island is an ultra roomy float with a built-in backrest and detachable fabric sun shade. A pair of cup holders promotes hydration/a continued buzz for you and anyone you may deem worthy of sharing your island.

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i-sopod Sensory Deprivation Float Tank

I used to have a membership to a sensory deprivation tank club (because I am both fancy and bored). What happens is you go into a private room, get naked, and then climb in these completely enclosed, completely pitch...

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The Rock Restaurant Zanzibar

Well, The Rock restaurant proves Zanzibar has at least one thing going for it besides its say-a-licious name. Zanzibar, Zanzibar. Have a Zanzibari dinner in Zanzibar. I think I'll rename my girlfriend's cat Zanzibar....

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