Watersports

Gosun Elcat Solar Electric Boat

$7,950 - $12,750 GoSun »

Gosun shoots for the moon with their Elcat Solar Electric Boat. Created with a focus on clean energy products for the outdoors, Gosun started out small. Solar ovens. Portable solar panels. Electric coolers. But in the...

Fluzzle Interlocking Float Tubes

$64.99 - $150 Amazon »

Fluzzle Tubes, now these are the kind of hookups everyone will enjoy. The interlocking float tubes have traditional tubular center butt holes, with mesh supports on the bottom, and backrests for comfort. But rather than...

SMACO S400 Mini SCUBA Tank

$229 Amazon »

SCUBA-dooba-doo! The SMACO S400 Mini SCUBA Tank endeavors to make diving as easy, breezy, and carefree as - albeit slightly more graceful than - everyone's favorite mystery-solving Great Dane*. The 1L tank holds enough...

AIRHEAD SUP Training Wheels

$45.40 Amazon »

Training floats is more like it, but AIRHEAD knows calling their stabilizing paddleboard floats "SUP Training Wheels" will catch more attention due to the familiarity of the term. I still feel like it's misguided, though...

STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft

$1,895 Colorado Kayak »

I'm probably not the best dude to talk about the STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft, as I don't really care for white water rafting, or rapids, or, like, water. It's not that I'm afraid of water, per se. I welcome it, for example...

BOTE Deus Inflatable Kayak & Stand Up Paddleboard

$1,199 Amazon »

Inflatable ad convertible, the BOTE Deus is a double dose of kayak and stand up paddleboard that goes from 39" travel bag to 12'6" boat in minutes. While weighing just 50 pounds thanks to military grade PVC construction...

Pontos Packable Kayak

$497 Pontos »

Pontos is tossing their packable kayak into the mix of small vessels debuting for Summer 2022's boating season. And I mean, literally tossing it. The Pontos kayak weighs only around 7 pounds, and packs down to a size...

Mirage iTrek Fiesta 4-Person Pedal Kayak

$5,399 Hobie »

It's a Puddles Paddle Party with the Mirage iTrek Fiesta, a 4-person pedal kayak built to zip and maneuver through, or just float with a cooler of beer atop, puddles ranging from lakes to bays to oceans...

Splinterworks Pool Slides

Splinterworks Pool Slides, now here's something to buy now and look forward to using next summer. Or, more likely, look at now and look forward to using never, since most of us can't afford them...

Floating Motors Classic Car Boats

I'm on a boat, motherf**ker! ... And, huh. Also, somehow, a classic car. ... B**ch! Floating Motors is proposing to transform the style and spirit of iconic cars ranging from VWs to Lambos into electric or standard motor-powered...

PacMotor Joystick-Controlled Dual Kayak Motor

$799 PacMotor »

Down with paddles! Down with physical exertion! All hail the PacMotor joystick-controlled dual kayak motor!...

Pool Punisher Inflatable Tank with Water Cannon

Sold Out Amazon »

The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...

Super Kayak

$1,350 - $2,100 Super Kayak »

Your Summer of Super is just one kayak away. The Super Kayak is a new watercraft with inflatable, catamaran-style floats its makers say make it the most super in speed, stability, and portability...

DOCKsLOCKs SUP & Surfboard Lock System

$52.95 Amazon »

Is there a bigger buzzkill than thievery at the beach? DOCKsLOCKs is a SUP and surfboard lock system made to be a quick and easy way for surfers and paddle boarders to protect their precious cargo from theft. DOCKsLOCKs...

SARVO37 Electric Day Cruiser Boat

Who's up for some social distancing on a SARVO37 e-boat? This sexy Scandinavian day cruiser will take you a-wave from it all in Instagram-conquering luxury and style that also stays kind to the waters and climates it...

LOEVA Le StandUp - Transparent Stand Up Paddle Board

I know this coneheaded transparent stand up paddle board might look like an alien, but I swear, it comes from France. (Look up the reference, kids.) It's even called Le StandUp...

SmithFly Cabana Raft

$1,999 SmithFly »

Your zen moment of Monday: the SmithFly Cabana Raft. Floating in the hot sun on a cool lake. Bobbing in the ocean with a daiquiri in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. Takin' the Cabana Raft down to the swimmin'...

Slyde Grom Body Surfing Handboard

$59.99 Amazon »

Surf's up and Slyde is down to get you out in it with their Grom body surfing handboard. With a construction that's ultra-buoyant, syrup-sticky on top, and buttery-slick on the bottom, the Grom is designed to help novice...

Airplane Floating Island

Sold Out Amazon »

Not exactly the kind of float plane I asked my fairy godmother for, but...I'll take it! Come on, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Cornelius, Victor, Maurice, Esteban, and...how many is that? This airplane floating island holds...

Convertible Car Pool Float

Discontinued

Stay cool and look cool in the swimmin' hole this summer with a big ol' Convertible Car Pool Float. Tell her you'll be the Danny to her Sandy as you give the inflatable built for two as a gift to your girlfriend, and...

FORM Smart Swim Goggles

$179 Amazon »

I can think of one dude who does not need a pair of FORM Smart Swim Goggles: this dude. I am man enough to admit that I'm not the most elegant stroker (well, unless we're talking about Paco's Taco) and what I mean by...

Hobie Mirage Eclipse ACX Stand Up Pedal Board

$1,899 REI »

Put the pedal to the...water? A stand up pedal board? Sweet Jesus, as my current favorite Twitter meme might ask, "What chapter of Revelation are we doing today?"...

World of Watersports Parthenon Canopy Spa Island

$606.21 Amazon »

World of Watersports takes ancient Greece to the lake with their Parthenon Canopy Spa Island. Now, in an effort to make this Parthenon float rather than sink you like a Greek tragedy to the water's floor, WOW has opted...

Live Watersports Catamaran Paddleboards

$2,299 - $2,699 Live Watersports »

I must be into predators today. Live Watersports' snake-tongued L2Fish and L4Expedition catamaran paddleboards come hot - no, how about cool and refreshing floating in a crystal clear Caribbean bay? - on the heels of...