Watersports

SmithFly Cabana Raft

$1,999 from SmithFly »

Your zen moment of Monday: the SmithFly Cabana Raft. Floating in the hot sun on a cool lake. Bobbing in the ocean with a daiquiri in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. Takin' the Cabana Raft down to the swimmin'...

Slyde Grom Body Surfing Handboard

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Surf's up and Slyde is down to get you out in it with their Grom body surfing handboard. With a construction that's ultra-buoyant, syrup-sticky on top, and buttery-slick on the bottom, the Grom is designed to help novice...

Airplane Floating Island

$235.99 from Amazon »

Not exactly the kind of float plane I asked my fairy godmother for, but...I'll take it! Come on, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Cornelius, Victor, Maurice, Esteban, and...how many is that? This airplane floating island holds...

Convertible Car Pool Float

$87.39 from Amazon »

Stay cool and look cool in the swimmin' hole this summer with a big ol' Convertible Car Pool Float. Tell her you'll be the Danny to her Sandy as you give the inflatable built for two as a gift to your girlfriend, and...

FORM Smart Swim Goggles

$199 from Amazon »

I can think of one dude who does not need a pair of FORM Smart Swim Goggles: this dude. I am man enough to admit that I'm not the most elegant stroker (well, unless we're talking about Paco's Taco) and what I mean by...

Hobie Mirage Eclipse ACX Stand Up Pedal Board

$1,899 from REI »

Put the pedal to the...water? A stand up pedal board? Sweet Jesus, as my current favorite Twitter meme might ask, "What chapter of Revelation are we doing today?"...

World of Watersports Parthenon Canopy Spa Island

$450.22 from Amazon »

World of Watersports takes ancient Greece to the lake with their Parthenon Canopy Spa Island. Now, in an effort to make this Parthenon float rather than sink you like a Greek tragedy to the water's floor, WOW has opted...

Live Watersports Catamaran Paddleboards

$2,299 - $2,699 from Live Watersports »

I must be into predators today. Live Watersports' snake-tongued L2Fish and L4Expedition catamaran paddleboards come hot - no, how about cool and refreshing floating in a crystal clear Caribbean bay? - on the heels of...

Pop-up Wind Sail for Paddleboards & Kayaks

$25.69 from Amazon »

Ahoy, dudes! Who's ready to set sail this summer on a...stand up paddleboard? Kayak? Canoe? This pop-up wind sail attaches to speed-craving, or just lazy, paddlers' and rowers' chosen water farer to kick your trip up...

Darth Vader Lightsaber Battle Pool Float

$14.95 from Amazon »

I wouldn't bet a single credit that Darth Vader could even float in that armor, much less engage in a competitive lightsaber battle wearing it in the water. But 2020 is nothing if not a year of surprises, so here we are...

Exolung Underwater Breathing Device

The Exolung is a prototype for an underwater breathing device that gives shallow-water divers the freedom of a SCUBA, without all of the elaborate equipment. More probably, it will be the snorkelers who swim towards Exolung's...

Creature Craft Self-Righting Whitewater Rafts

$4,995 - $15,600 from Creature Craft »

Battling whitewater rapids is fun, but being on the losing end of that battle, not so much. Creature Craft owner and creator Darren Vancil developed his self-righting whitewater rafts to level up the adrenaline rush of...

Lampuga Air Inflatable Jetboard

It seems surfers have mixed feelings about motorized surfboards, and the Lampuga Air is indeed a motorized surfboard. Jetboard, if you're gettin' fancy. But more than a tool for the skilled and a means of becoming one...

Fitzke Bugbite Modern Classic Race Boat

Kevin Fitzke the boatbuilder has gone from Bootlegger to Bugbite, and despite the latter sounding smaller and less grand than the former, the opposite is true. A couple years ago we saw the Fitzke Bootlegger Paddleboard...

Oru Kayak Inlet - Portable Origami Folding Kayak

$749 - $949 from Oru Kayak »

Almost 7 years ago, Oru Kayak Kickstarted a new invention - something they called "the origami kayak." It's a foldable, packable, lightweight, but entirely paddle-able kayak Oru says comes with "the strength and performance...

1952 Ferrari Arno XI Racing Boat

Racing champ - boat racing champ - Achille Castoldi scored this Ferrari Arno XI Racing Boat, the only boat that has ever been powered by Scuderia Ferrari for one simple reason: he asked Enzo Ferrari to build it for him...

Adastra Trimaran Yacht

$12 million from Adastra »

The word "Adastra" doesn't look like it means anything, but the Adastra itself, a 140' trimaran power yacht, sure looks like it means business. Deliberately, to be sure, since the boat was originally built for a fancy...

Shark OFF Shark Repellent Bracelet

$29.95 from Amazon »

They say Shark OFF is "kryptonite for sharks!" Awww. Not that there's anything wrong with a shark repellent bracelet, if you're a surfer, diver, boater, or swimmer of the oceans. But when I read the words "Shark OFF"...

Neptunic Steel Mesh Sharksuit

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats

Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...

Splash Runner Motorized Inflatable Pool Lounger

$229.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to go to Party Cove in Lake of the Ozarks and ride my sweet Splash Runner? Yeah, it's motor boat. I mean, it's basically a motor boat. It's got, like, a state-of-the-art propeller system spun by 2 powerful motors...

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Pool Float

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In a strange cinematic and evolutionary twist, the next Jurassic Park sequel will feature a water-faring T-Rex whose genetically modified donut center will keep him afloat, but whose unmodified arms will prevent him from...

Golden Boy Pool Float

$49 from Amazon »

Who wants a ride on the Golden Boy? Don't worry, when you put your lips to this pool float's inflation nozzle you'll see it swells to a formidable 79 inches long (holy crap, Ron Jeremy!) with an extra thick construction...

Kokopelli Rogue-lite Packraft

$825 from Kokopelli »

If you want to pack a raft on your next adventure, you're going to have to get rid of something to make more room. Here, how about this roll of paper towels? Kokopelli's Rogue-lite Packraft, the newest and lightest in...