Watersports

Shark OFF Shark Repellent Bracelet

$29.95 from Amazon »

They say Shark OFF is "kryptonite for sharks!" Awww. Not that there's anything wrong with a shark repellent bracelet, if you're a surfer, diver, boater, or swimmer of the oceans. But when I read the words "Shark OFF"...

Neptunic Steel Mesh Sharksuit

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats

Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...

Splash Runner Motorized Inflatable Pool Lounger

$199.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to go to Party Cove in Lake of the Ozarks and ride my sweet Splash Runner? Yeah, it's motor boat. I mean, it's basically a motor boat. It's got, like, a state-of-the-art propeller system spun by 2 powerful motors...

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Pool Float

$29.95 from Amazon »

In a strange cinematic and evolutionary twist, the next Jurassic Park sequel will feature a water-faring T-Rex whose genetically modified donut center will keep him afloat, but whose unmodified arms will prevent him from...

Golden Boy Pool Float

$59 from Amazon »

Who wants a ride on the Golden Boy? Don't worry, when you put your lips to this pool float's inflation nozzle you'll see it swells to a formidable 79 inches long (holy crap, Ron Jeremy!) with an extra thick construction...

Kokopelli Rogue-lite Packraft

$825 from Kokopelli »

If you want to pack a raft on your next adventure, you're going to have to get rid of something to make more room. Here, how about this roll of paper towels? Kokopelli's Rogue-lite Packraft, the newest and lightest in...

Surf Ears 3.0 - Water Out Sound in Ear Plugs

$59.95 from Amazon »

SurfEars 3.0 earplugs let you cut off the insides of your ears from the flow of water without cutting them off from the sounds in and around it. Developed by a cold water surfer who suffered an ear infection during a...

Stand Up Paddleboard Inflatable Creatures

$22.32 - $54 from Amazon »

Be the scariest / dreamiest / quackiest creature in the water with a set of Stand Up Floats' creature inflatables strapped to your stand up paddleboard. The Shark, Unicorn, Duck, Swan, and Whale pieces even serve purposes...

SolFit Yoga Board

$493.13 from Amazon »

You may have mastered Down Dog on land, but how about on water? The SolFit Aquatic Fitness Mat is a yoga board is designed for yogis to use in the pool or open water, where they can take their balance, coordination, and...

M-16 Belt Pack Personal Floatation Device

$49.95 - $59.95 from Amazon »

Onyx's M-16 Belt Pack is a manual inflatable personal floatation device (PFD). It inflates via a tab marked "Jerk To Inflate." Ahhh, an instruction all of us, dudes and ladies alike, can understand and execute easily...

Sublue WhiteShark Mix Underwater Scooter

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Whether you're a SCUBA diver or a snorkeler or a skinny dipper, Sublue's streamlined WhiteShark Mix Underwater Scooter will help zip you around the ocean lickety split, at speeds of up to 3.5MPH, to take in all of its...

Speedo Hydro Shredders

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Aqua aerobics has never looked so macho! Speedo's Hydro Shredders are plastic pool mitts designed with valves and tubercle technology that create heavy resistance when used either underwater or at its surface. Part of...

Inflatable Pontoon Boat with Motor Mount

$299.99 from Amazon »

This inflatable Colorado Pontoon Boat is built to American Boat and Yacht Council standards, and comes with a motor mount, but if you want to go from floatin' to motorboatin' you'll need to supply the lips, cheeks, lung...

Rover AeroBOTE - Boat in a Duffel Bag

$2,499 from BOTE »

Yeah, it's a pretty big duffel, but the Rover AeroBOTE, a stand up paddle board-motor boat hybrid, really does deflate, fold up, and stuff inside a wheeled bag you can pull along behind you through tight squeezes and...

D-Mask Full-Face Smart Dive Mask

Though still just a concept, it looks like the D-Mask, a SCUBA mask with smart features that fits over the diver's whole face, could take the Tribord Easybreath snorkeling mask to new heights depths...

AquaJet H2 Handheld Sea Scooter

$699 - $1,299 from Kickstarter »

Scooters on land, not my thing. But a scooter underwater? I'm listening, AquatJet. The AquaJet H2 is a handheld underwater sea scooter, a wing-shaped gadget that propels riders through water at speeds of up to 5.6 mph...

Rapid Whale Mini Boat

$950 from Rapid Whale »

Here's a whale of a tale waiting to happen. Assemble Josh Tulberg's Rapid Whale Mini Boat kit, and the "It was a dark and stormy night"s will surely start pouring in. Imagine the adventures you'll have on the high seas...

G2X Jetboard - Electric Wakeboard

$12k from Radinn »

Leave it to the Swedes to build a G2X Jetboard, and then test it out in the icy fjords of Norway. While I can barely survive the cold walking from my house to my car this winter...

Fitzke Bootlegger Paddleboard

Fitzke begins its foray into paddleboard builds with a nod to airplanes and illicit booze. The Bootlegger SUP is designed after prohibition-era airplanes and wood boats from the 20s...

Fat Boys Blob Water Launch Pad

$3,500 from Fat Boys »

You don't need to be a fat boy, or even a boy, to assume the position of Launcher or Launchee on the Fat Boys Blob. All you need is a craving for a rush of adrenaline and a fearlessness in the face of heights...

SCUBAJET Underwater Scooter

$1,400 - $1,750 from SCUBAJET »

SCUBAJET is a new underwater scooter for propelling your person while diving. You can also attach the water jet to small watercraft, such as a stand up paddleboard, canoe, or kayak. No word yet on whether or now it's...

WaterBlade Stingray Motorized Stand Up Paddleboard

$619.99 from Amazon »

Whoa, the WaterBlade Stingray has a lot more than stand up paddleboard going on. Where to start with this rideable surface glider?...

DryPro Waterproof Cast Covers

$32.51 - $46.19 from Amazon »

I found out about these DryPro Waterproof Cast Covers in the weirdest place last night: an internet ad. Like, a mandatory streaming commercial break during some show She-Ra: Princess of Power was using her dad's cable...