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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat

$2,685 from Raptor Boats »

The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...

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BigSup 10-Person Paddle Board

$2,590 from Amazon »

Everyone and their dog can take a paddle 'round the water on Supflex's BigSup. This board is giant at 18' long x 7' wide, and has an equally giant load-bearing capacity of 1,550 pounds, which is 350 pounds more than the...

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Sumo Tube Wearable Inflatable Towable

$114.99 from Amazon »

I know. Way too much alliteration for a Wednesday afternoon. To break things up, and appease the boatless, I'll add that the Sumo Wearable Inflatable Towable is also a Wearable Inflatable Surf Suit. And it looks awwwwwwesommmmme!...

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Solo Skiff Fishing Kayak

$1,850 from Solo Skiff »

Those times you just wanna motor / row / paddle away from it all and cast a line? Solo Skiff feels you. And feels it can serve you well however you choose to get yourself there. The hybrid boat is one-piece seamless motorized...

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Caribe Clear Bottom Fishing Kayak

$1,289 from DirectBoats »

The Caribe is a sit-in-top kayak with a prime view of what's down below so you know best when to cast over the side. The one-man fishing boat--or tandem tourer, as the kayak is modular for seating adjustment--comes standard...

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Human Submarine Suit

When all the other kids in Phil Nuytten's class said they wanted to be astronauts when they grew up, Phil went rogue and said he wanted to be an aquanaut. Then, while all the wannabe astronauts ended up living in their...

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ONAK Foldable Canoe

$1,335 - $1,450 from ONAK Canoes »

I've now seen--in the spirit of Sesame Street's The Count--one! One origami boat! Two! Two packable personal water gliders! Three! Three foldable floaters! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Following a lead set in 2012 with the Oru Kayak...

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Intex Challenger Inflatable Kayak Set

$64.99 from Amazon »

Intex doesn't make the best kayak in the world. Probably not even the best inflatable kayak in the world. But they might make the best cheap inflatable kayak that also comes with a paddle, pump, and repair patch, and...

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The Ronny Fisher Life Jacket

$159.95 from Amazon »

Imagine it: sunny and 78 degrees with a gentle breeze. Less the swallows and the squirrels you are alone with your thoughts. Casting. Reeling. Floating. It's like an out of body experience that...oh Jiminy Cricket, there's...

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Bald Eagle Pool Float

$39.99 from Amazon »

America's National Emblem goes blow-up just in time for the 4th of July. And it's not just a giant, rideable bald eagle pool float, it's a giant, rideable bald eagle pool float wearing a coat made out of the American...

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Floaty Pants Hands-Free Flotation Device

$44.99 from Amazon »

It's the 4th of June. You know what that means: time to start ampin' up for the 4th of July! And the rest of the summer swimming, floating, and partying season for that matter. How's about some Floaty Pants to give your...

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Realtree Camouflage Floating Island

$86.03 from Amazon »

Don't just commune with nature, blend in with it nestled inside this Realtree camouflage-printed floating island. At least until you, the 3 buddies you've got next to you, and the case of beer and MEGABOOM speaker you've...

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Whole Pizza Pool Float

$219.99 from Amazon »

I'm hard pressed to spend more than $11.99 on a pizza anymore, but I guess I could make an exception for a pie that's 10 times bigger than the ones I normally order. At least it still comes with free delivery....

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Luscious Lips Pool Float

Sold Out from Amazon »

Ahhhh, imagine all the things lips that large and luscious could do to you....

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Pakayak - Packable Kayak

You won't be able to glide through the salty sea in a Pakayak this summer, but you should at least be able to pledge your loyalty to what the company is calling the world's first nesting kayak. The Pakayak's Kickstarter...

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Kwik Tek A-2 Folding Anchor System

$24.50 from Amazon »

Is this how all those namaste-in' yay-hoos are able to do yoga on their stand up paddle boards? They've got a little foldaway anchor tucked in their dry bags? Pssh. Headstands and flying crows on a paddle board. I can...

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Ameo Powerbreather

$149.99 from Amazon »

Somewhere between the decidedly unrealistic TRITON human gills and the somewhat limiting Easybreath, bob Ameo's series of high-performance snorkels, the Powerbreathers. These upgraded underwater oxygen channels are intended...

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NautBoard Handheld Towable

$145 from Amazon »

The NautBoard is dolphin to the power of jet ski. This twin-peaked towable ties up to your favorite motored vessel just like a raft or water ski rope, but rather than zipping you along well above the water's surface as...

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Butt Buoys

$29.95 from Amazon »

Were these sweet (cheeked) Butt Buoys used in the making of Weekend at Bernie's? If not, they should have been. Ahhh, nothing screams 80s class louder than a PVC anchor marker fashioned in the shape of an inverted lady's...

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Spare Air Watersports Rescue Kit

$258.95 from Amazon »

Spare Air is ready to step up when your SCUBA gear gives out, or when you realize 90 seconds into a snorkeling adventure that your TRITON rebreather doesn't actually, uh, rebreathe. When you're one foot too many from...

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Hammocraft Floating Hammock Frames

Lazy afternoon in the hammock meets float trip with a coupla coolers of beer and 3 of your best friends. Grab the Bud Light Lime, call Cornelius, Victor, and TJ, and prepare to launch the Hammocraft....

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Roarin' Shark Inflatable Pool

$49.95 from Amazon »

Not only do you not need a kid to get a Roarin' Shark inflatable pool, I would recommend not letting one anywhere near it. Why risk the competition? You can fill it with ice and use it as a beer cooler, or fill it with...

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Kingii Flotation Wristband

$89.99 from Amazon »

Even strong swimmers get tired. And if you doggie paddle into an unexpected current, or get separated from your waterfaring vessel, life jacket or not you may have some trouble getting yourself back to shore. Tom Agapiades...

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20' Water Trampoline

$3,999.99 from Amazon »

The Aqua Jump Eclipse 200 delivers 124 square feet of bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. And hopefully no broken body parts or concussions when you fall off because this 20' trampoline bad boy also floats. Flips, sky high leaps...

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Silicone Swimming Fingers

$9.99 from Amazon »

While they don't boast the superhero aesthetic of Darkfin Gloves--more like the hand-got-tangled-up-in-a-jellyfish aesthetic--these Silicone Swimming Fingers consume a lot less room both in your bag and on your body than...

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Ultraskiff 360 Watercraft

$1,595 from Ultraskiff »

I showed my girlfriend the Ultraskiff 360 and she asked if it was a Sit 'n' Spin for the water. And for once, before rolling my eyes at her lack of enthusiasm for anything she can't wear, drink from a stemmed glass, or...

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Inflatable Pizza Slice Raft

$30.43 from Amazon »

Mmmm, I can't think of anything sexier than a lady in a bikini all tan and oiled up and floating on a giant slice of sausage and pepperoni. Don't worry, ma'am, that pizza is made of polyethylene. Its calories won't impregnate...

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Underwater Jetpack

Supermarinovation asks, "Have you ever been snorkelling and seen something incredible below you, but haven't been able to get to it before your breath runs out?" To which I say, "Sure." And follow up with, "And have you...

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Flycraft Stealth

$2,995 from Flycraft »

The Fly. Craft. Stealth. A name suitable for a helicar. A personal spaceship. An...inflatable fishing raft. Flycraft's Stealth is an easy-to-transport, easy-to maneuver solo or dos-man fishing boat. Despite its collapsible...

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Canopy Island Inflatable Lounge

$75.94 from Amazon »

Someone looks more interested in her floating cabana than she is in her wading cabana boy. I guess I would be too if he showed up empty handed like that. What, not even a tall glass of something cold, pink, and strong...

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Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters

$9.05 from Amazon »

If I forgo the purple umbrella is it OK to float my pina colada in one of these inflatable pink flamingo coasters? Let your drinks get in on the same swimmin' pool action as the rest of your sun-soaked self this summer...

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Klymit Ultralight LiteWater Dinghy

$169.94 from Amazon »

One thing that does not fit on my back is a Thule roof rack. But thanks to Klymit's LiteWater Dinghy, I can still paddle around remote alpine lakes and rivers that are inaccessible by vehicle and too far away to hike-lug...

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Floating Mattress

$64.99 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of waterbed I'm talkin' about. A Giant. Floating. Mattress. The SunSoft fabric cover is designed to stay cool and the lounger's bean bag feel to achieve the pinnacle of comfort as you get your tan...

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World's Biggest Backyard Water Slide

$149.95 from Amazon »

I remember going to this water slide park called Wet Willy's when I was a kid. They had runs way longer than the Wahii's slide's measly 75'. I bet they were way faster too. But one time on our way home from Wet Willy's...

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8-Person Island Raft

$120 - $319 from Amazon »

What is there to say about Tropical Tahiti's floating island raft fit for you and 7 of your favorite water-lovin', sun-soakin', float-happy, swimsuit-clad cats besides P-A-R-T-Y and O-R-G-Y?...

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ZUP Watersports Board

$329 from Amazon »

In addition to your favorite brah's favorite word, ZUP is a hybrid towable eager to dole out some adrenaline rushes on the water this summer. The ZUP Board's design allows riders to stand, kneel, lie down, surf, chill...

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Cabana Shirt Pool Float

$31.97 from Amazon »

Garcon! Bring me a pina colada--extra umbrellas!--and a big plate of fried plantains with salsa and guacamole. Fresh mashed poolside, please....

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C4 Carbon Fiber Diving Fins

$419 - $600 from Amazon »

C4 makes fins for serious freedivers, spearfishermen, and mermaid cosplayers. And also people who just want to swim really, really fast. The carbon fiber designs tout themselves as key players in more underwater-themed...

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WOW Aqua Floating Table & Bar

$215.38 from Amazon »

Oh yeah. An inflatable floating picnic table & bar + me + She-Ra: Princess of Power + my friend Cornelius + wamp, wamp. Cornelius is still single. Don't worry, C, we'll find you a date for summer boozin' and eating pressed...

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ThermaSpring Solar Mat

$25.78 from Amazon »

I guess you gotta have a pool...or a really deep puddle...to use the ThermaSpring Solar Mat, but as long as that detail is sorted out, here's a natural, cost-effective way to raise its temperature from SwimWays. Place...

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Quadrofoil Electric Watercraft

$18,500 - $28k from Quadrofoil »

Here's your chance to jet across the water on an architectural insect. With the Quadrofoil you can do it quietly and without injecting carbon-based fuels into the subsurface ecosystem too. This personal watercraft operates...

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Onyx CO2 Automatic Inflating Vest

$82 from Amazon »

The U.S. Coast Guard-approved Onyx A/M-24 automatic flotation vest. For kayaking. For boating. For fishing. Definitely for the airplane. Psssh! Let all the other lemmings scramble to get their inflatable life vests and...

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Schiller X1 Water Bike

$6,495 - $8,775 from Schiller »

I used to see this dude pedaling around a lake near where I live on a water bike. He always had his Westie dog with him, riding in a milk crate attached to the front. Like a Bizarro World Dorothy and Toto. I don't think...

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Shark Repellent Grenade

$16 from Amazon »

Surfers, SCUBA divers, mermaids, and baby seals now have a means of deterring the Ultimate Dread. Thwarting the very reason some break a sweat at the mere mention of the ocean. These here grenades contain a highly calibrated...

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Strike Cam Underwater Fishing Camera

$189 from Strike Cam »

If you can watch the Strike Cam video without vomiting it gets pretty alright around the 1m30s mark. An underwater camera pack created to capture a fish's take of the bait...and subsequent demise...the Strike Cam is waterproof...

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Inflatable Fishing Float with Backpack Straps

$174.99 from Amazon »

What would be really great is if they could add a foot rest and a reclining seat to this Cumberland inflatable fishing float tube. That way at least I could take a nap while I'm waiting all day long to not get so much...

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Strand Craft V8 Wet Rod

$49k from Strand Craft »

Strand Craft knows the best thing to do after you get hot is...get wet. So for the hot rod enthusiasts ready to take it to the next level, plus everyone else looking to showboat their wealth with a cushy, seafaring 2-seater...

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Water Hamster Wheel

$219.99 from Amazon »

Why hello, miss. That's a real nice pink bunny rabbit tattoo you've got there on your L4 and L5 vertebrae. How's about you, me, and the Energizer mascot go take a dip in the water and a roll in the ha...mster wheel?...