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Airplane Floating Island

Posted: August 04, 2020
Airplane Floating Island
$223.40
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Not exactly the kind of float plane I asked my fairy godmother for, but...I'll take it! Come on, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Cornelius, Victor, Maurice, Esteban, and...how many is that? This airplane floating island holds 7, and with me I have...1,2,3...6 so far, so....oh, OK, Mama! Let's go!

The airplane floating island is a mega raft for lounging in the lake or ocean - cool, comfortable, and enjoying some refreshing booze and snacks - as you gaze up at the friendly skies and count the real airplanes flying by full of poor bastards stuck masked up, crammed in torture seats, getting no beverage service and no trail mix, and trying really hard to hold their pee for another 45 minutes so they don't have to use the bathroom.

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