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Gorilla Gripper Panel Carrier

By: on April 10, 2017
$99.99
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Tighter even than Harambe's hold on our hearts, the Gorilla Gripper clings hard to heavy sheet goods so one dude can carry them without risk of back or neck injury, or a raging splinter, when his friend Cornelius is too lazy to help him. The tool clamps to the top of plywood, drywall, particleboard, melamine, tempered glass, or granite, creating both a handle to grip and better leverage and body position as you move.

Designed for construction professionals and DIYers alike, the Gorilla Gripper is made of virtually indestructible aircraft-grade aluminum. It continually self-adjusts during use from 3/8" to 1-1/8", and the rubber gripping pads adhered to both plates ensure Gorilla Gripped materials are not damaged in the process.

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