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Eye of Sauron Fire Pit

By: on April 21, 2017
$643.38
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I bet this fire pit knows some good ghost stories. What I didn't bet was that Sauron moved his Dark Tower to Canada, where he and his Evil Eye now mostly roast marshmallows and try to taunt Canadians into saying something not nice to them. Ahhh, the higher they rise, the harder they fall.

If you want to help the Dark Lord or Mordor get his mojo back, you can buy the fire pit from Imagine Metal Art and have it shipped to the US, where there's plenty of chaos and no good for the Red Eye to get up to.

The handmade piece consists of a 2' wide base constructed from heavy gauge steel, and a finely carved and welded tower extending upward 5' to its glorious ocular culmination.

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