Outdoors

Velda Floating Pond Bubble

$129.99 from Amazon »

The Velda Floating Pond Bubble moves the PetPeek dog window from your fence to your fish pond. The 28" ball floats filled on the water's surface, giving typical subsurface dwellers, such as koi and goldfish, the chance...

Orion Cooker Convection BBQ Smoker

$199.99 from Amazon »

The Orion Charcoal Cooker isn't just a smoker, steamer, and convection cooker in one it's all three simultaneously. This allows for cooking your favorite meat or fish (or vegetables) to tender, smoke-infused succulence...

The Wheelbench

$665 - $885 from Weltevree »

Rogier Martens designed the Wheelbench to make it easier to haul Grandma and Grandpa from the back porch to the dinner table to the car when it's time to go to Bingo...

UPP Rolling Collector Basket

$24.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

The UPP Rolling Basket is a collectors' item. Collectors of golf balls, tennis balls, and PowerBalls. Collectors of apples, cherries, and nuts. Collectors of any rotund object spread far and wide with a diameter of 0...

Adastra Trimaran Yacht

$12 million from Adastra »

The word "Adastra" doesn't look like it means anything, but the Adastra itself, a 140' trimaran power yacht, sure looks like it means business. Deliberately, to be sure, since the boat was originally built for a fancy...

MICROBLADE PILL Tiny Cutting Tool

Don't want to take a chill pill? How about a MICROBLADE PILL, latched snug and unassuming onto your keychain as the handiest new piece of your EDC. Shaped like a pill capsule for safe and easy storage, the MICROBLADE...

Gerber Key Note Compact Scraping & Cutting Knife

$21.59 from Amazon »

Gerber looks to be the Key Note of your EDC with their compact, fine edge scraping and cutting knife. The company says its dual-purpose blade will prove to be a "surprise amount" of useful despite it keychain-ready size...

Shark OFF Shark Repellent Bracelet

$29.95 from Amazon »

They say Shark OFF is "kryptonite for sharks!" Awww. Not that there's anything wrong with a shark repellent bracelet, if you're a surfer, diver, boater, or swimmer of the oceans. But when I read the words "Shark OFF"...

Decapitated Swan Pool Float

The Decapitated Swan Pool Float is big enough for 2 people! It's 5' long x 5' wide x 3' tall. Er, whoops. 2' tall...

Pop-Up Personal Sun Shade

$39.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Throw some shade at the sun with this ray-blocking pop-up personal sun shade for the beach, pool, or backyard. "Some" shade being the key word here, as the portable canopy covers just your face, and includes an inflatable...

Gerber Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver

$33.52 - $35.84 from Amazon »

Mmm, Gerber's Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver is calling to mind a Tri-Tip cleaving of a fat tri-tip dinner from the campfire. Now all I need is 1 x Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver and 1 x wife willing to go camping with me...

Stranger Things 6-1/2' Tall Demogorgon Yard Sprinkler

$62.99 from Amazon »

The Stranger Things Demogorgon may have only had abduction and murder in store for the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana in 1983, but this is 2019. Age of sensitivity and cultural understanding. Now all the Demogorgon wants...

Neptunic Steel Mesh Sharksuit

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Vintage Wham-O Slip 'N Slide

$17.23 from Amazon »

Sli - ip, Slip 'n Slide! Ah, the nostalgia rushes through my blood like the hose water did up my nose as I belly flopped down the plastic lane of a Slip 'n Slide during summer weekends at my grandma's house. To be clear...

WWOO Custom Concrete Outdoor Kitchens

$8,150 - $35k from WWOO »

Outdoor cooking gets the glamping treatment with WWOO's custom-built concrete outdoor kitchens. Created by Dutch designer Piet-Jan van den Kommer, the kitchen's concrete composition allows for open-air cooking and grilling...

Floating Picnic Table

She drank a glass of rose last night, and wants to go on a picnic. You drank...who even knows?...last night and want to float comatose and hungover on a raft in the lake. Oh hey, a Floating Picnic Table. Everyone gets...

Gerber Quadrant Bamboo Folding Knife

$32.13 from Amazon »

Gerber calls its Quadrant bamboo folding knife "a fashion statement with a function." So, uh, heads up dudes jonesing for a Queer Eye makeover - you can start with your pocket flipper...

Floating Crocodile Pool & Pond Decoy

$55.99 from Amazon »

I still can't tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. With all the fake news and misinformation floating around the web, I also can't say for sure whether this listing for a floating crocodile pool and...

Acteon Antibacterial Microfiber Beach Towels

$19.99 from Amazon »

Acteon Beach Towels are snazzy microfiber issues that absorb 3 times their weight in wet swimmers, splashers, and summer pool float overboarders. And if you happen to pick up some sea scum or pool funk on your way out...

Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats

Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...

6-Person Inflatable Speed Boat

$599.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, dudes, I definitely think you can say you own a speed boat in your Tinder profile if you buy one of these inflatable party islands. It covers all the major speed boat bases: looks like a speed boat; holds 6 friends...

Beefer the 1,500-Degree Grill

$699 from Amazon »

A 1,500-degree gas grill wouldn't be my first guess if someone asked what I thought a Beefer is. I'd probably go with protein powder or penis pump. But BBQ sensation whose ceramic gas burner can achieve temperatures heretofore...

Ferno Adjustable Flame Gas Grill

$4,800 from Ferno Grills »

The Ferno Stand Alone gas grill's sweet centerpiece feature isn't a crank wheel, it's a firewheel. Instead of rolling up your solar swimming pool covers and cycling through your FlipBooKit, this elbow-grease-operated...

Stadler Made Outdoor Oven 2.0

$782 from Stadler Made »

Low and slow or fast and flamin'? With Pieter Stadler's Stadler Made Outdoor Oven 2.0, it's your choice ...