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Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit

By: on December 17, 2016
$29.99
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If you've always dreamed of piloting the Millennium Falcon, your dreams are about to come true. In a sense. The Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit won't sit you alongside Chewbacca and power you through interstellar shenanigans and straight up star wars, but it will probably make your mama real happy when you use its Phillips screwdriver to tighten up her kitchen cabinet handles.

The Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit includes 4 x hex keys, 2 x screwdrivers, and an adjustable wrench built into the ship's helm. Hex keys tuck into the underside with a magnetic seal, screwdrivers slide in and out of the sides, and you can adjust the wrench with a center wheel. The Falcon body is made of die-cast zinc alloy and the keys and drivers carbon steel. Measurements are 4" x 3".

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