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Makita Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver

By: on October 03, 2013
$439
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The Makita 18V Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver powerfully delivers screw after screw with a 4-pole motor capable of 4,000 RPMs. It is ideal for decking and sub-floor applications. And also for quickly bolting The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas to my friend Cornelius' coffee table while he's in the bathroom getting ready for his date. Yeah, he just started seeing this girl and she's never been to his place before. He's cooking her dinner. Good luck with that, C.

Makita's integrated autofeed design reduces its screwdriver's weight and profile without sacrificing power. Weight is 5 pounds distributed over an ergonomic shape for the hand to grasp and maneuver.

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One time I knew this girl who was a regular blood donor, and apparently if you're a regular blood donor the blood bank pesters you to donate even more blood, and so whenever they would call she'd look at her caller ID...

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Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit

$29.99 from ThinkGeek »

If you've always dreamed of piloting the Millennium Falcon, your dreams are about to come true. In a sense. The Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit won't sit you alongside Chewbacca and power you through interstellar shenanigans...

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BullseyeBore Laser Drill Guide

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CarbonLite Carbon Fiber Wrenches

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Who wants the same kind of carbon fiber used to build F1 race cars and spaceships also used to build the tools used to build carbon fiber F1 race cars and spaceships? CarbonLite calls its carbon fiber wrenches "the next...

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WohnGeist Tool Set

$3,100 from The Conran Shop »

These here are some fiiine tools. At least I hope they are because German manufacturer WohnGeist's 24-piece set and case cost upwards of $3 grand. Making them one of those stunning collections of highly functional and...

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$85 from Amazon »

Gerber's new Center-Drive Multi-Tool is going to be the Zyllion shiatsu massage pillow of the 2016 holiday season. That is, the gift you unwrap and think, Hey, cool, thankee, Mama! and then you use it once and think...