Makita Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver

By: on October 03, 2013
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The Makita 18V Cordless Autofeed Screwdriver powerfully delivers screw after screw with a 4-pole motor capable of 4,000 RPMs. It is ideal for decking and sub-floor applications. And also for quickly bolting The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas to my friend Cornelius' coffee table while he's in the bathroom getting ready for his date. Yeah, he just started seeing this girl and she's never been to his place before. He's cooking her dinner. Good luck with that, C.

Makita's integrated autofeed design reduces its screwdriver's weight and profile without sacrificing power. Weight is 5 pounds distributed over an ergonomic shape for the hand to grasp and maneuver.

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