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The Crook-Catcher Deluxe Thief Detection Kit

By: on April 17, 2017
$59.99
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Stapler, sodie, and steak sandwich stealers of my office (and the world!) beware. You have been marked. And I promise, with my keen detective skills and 9-LED UV flashlight, I. Will. Find you.

Got a sticky-fingered co-worker, roomie, or mama in your midst? The Crook-Catcher Deluxe Thief Detection Kit from Shomer-Tec promises to help you expose them with its collection of identification powders and tools. The kit provides 2 options for marking those who touch that which is not theirs: an invisible powder that transfers to the thief's hands, and becomes visible under UV light; and a visible stain powder that will mark them instantly.

Crook-Catcher powders, pastes, and inks are all non-toxic. The kit includes:

  • UV powder in an applicator container, enough for dozens of applications.
  • Visible stain powder, also plenty for multiple uses.
  • A UV flashlight.
  • A mixing / storage container for paste.
  • A petroleum jelly packet and stir / applicator stick.
  • 3 x UV markers (each fluoresces a different color).
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