I'm not a spy and I'm not up to no good. Relatively speaking. But what I am is a man who values his privacy. A man who doesn't need his mama bugging his room with some sensor system she bought off QVC to listen to him watch Short Skirt Long Jack-off, or talk to his lady friend She-Ra: Princess of Power on the phone, or practice singing Air Supply's "Makin' Love Out of Nothing at All" for when he meets She-Ra: Princess of Power's friends for the first time at karaoke next week. If you're a man who doesn't want to become the victim of eavesdropping either, here's a fairly simple solution to the problem: KJB's White Noise Generator.
With the simple introduction of shhhhkuchshhhh! sounds, the White Noise Generator serves as a portable audio jammer that can cloak spaces of up to 150 square feet from any nearby microphone. This includes mics on tape recorders, RF transmitters, shotguns, and those that are hard-wired. Use multiple White Noise Generators to mask larger areas during sensitive company meetings and cosplay competition planning sessions.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.