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Doorhickey Hands-Free Sliding Glass Door Opener

$19.99 Doorhickey »

I know "Doorhickey" is a play on the word "doohickey," but dudes. Doesn't it make you think of someone getting a hickey from a door too? I know, I'm not quite sure how that would work either, but, like, maybe they have...

Duck Armchair

$446.42 The Apollo Box »

Replace that foul-looking chair in your living room with a fowl-looking one. This Duck Armchair brings a clever design to a very cozy-looking lounge chair. Plus, it's ducking adorable, and will surely quack up anyone...

Microwave Ramen Cooker

$12.99 Amazon »

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

Junk Drawer Starter Kit

$24.99 - $35.99 Etsy »

At first I thought the Junk Drawer Starter Kit was some sort of gag gift, a box full of tangled paper clips and rubber bands, cables for long gone electronics, and at least 3 items that make you go, "What Is This Thing?"...

Hanger Diversion Safe

$18.99 Amazon »

Uh, calling it a Hanger "Diversion Safe" is a bit generous, I'd say. Yes, the set of zippered pockets attaches to a clothes hanger, and yes, you can then cover it with a shirt or coat or something to hide it from sight...

Big Joe Dorm Bean Bag Chair

$54.67 - $66.99 Amazon »

Back to school is my favorite time of year. It's the time brats small and large, preschool-aged to needed-that-fifth-year-in-undergrad-aged, return to their classrooms, and stop clogging up the lunchtime lines at my favorite...

Rocean Reservoir Countertop Water Filter System

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The Rocean Reservoir uses a densely-packed carbon filter to remove 76 contaminants, including lead, chemicals, and cysts, from your drinking water. That's 10 times more than the standard Brita pitcher filter. Plus, the...

BIC Lighter Rug

$95 Etsy »

I was going to be kind and call this BIC Lighter Rug "quirky" and "niche," but it's made by an Etsy shop named Ugly Rugs, so I guess I can just be straight and call a spade a spade. So...Dudes, look at this ugly-ass BIC...

Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels

$15.99 Amazon »

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$49 - $56 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Bag of Chips Pillows

$20.65 Etsy »

These handmade designs from Funny Bonny Store are all that and a bag of...pillow. Ready to turn all who own them into real couch potato...chips. Lays, Cheetos, Doritos, it's the best of crunchy snacks meets the best of...

Grid Studio Disassembled Old Tech Art

$39.99 - $599 Grid Studio »

Grid Studio creates art honoring extinction that is itself on the verge of extinction. Their framed displays of disassembled old tech - namely iPhones, but also a few other Apple products, brands of early edition cell...

Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion

$206.10 - $428.92 Etsy »

I will take one Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion, please. Plus everything else in that hygge-lookin' room with it. Including, probably, the walls and house the room sits inside. Oh, but not the lady in the Christmas PJs lying...

Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels

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Not that I'm a Level 10 expert on kitchen towels and dish towels and the like, but these Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels are hands down the best kitchen towels and dish towels and the like that I've ever used. And...

NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy

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He pulls back...he's going long...he swipes...he claws...he scoooooores! The NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy gives your feline friends something to do while you're watching the game this fall, and then you something...

Socket Fanlight

$49.96 Amazon »

A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool, light bulb moment!...

Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$1,394.20 - $1,894.80 Amazon »

What was Dutch Lab's favorite part about their trip to France? The coffee, and the Eiffel Tower. So back home, they put the two together to create the Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker...

UPAN Cast Iron Sausage Pan

$73.10 Amazon »

The UPAN will slot up and straighten out your sausages. Wield your wieners. Barricade your brats. Cradle your corndogs. It will even manhandle your meatballs and turn out your toad-in-the-holes. The UPAN is a channeled...

Bath Spaghetti Body Wash

$12.75 Etsy »

It's spaghetti so good you want to smear it all over your body and bathe in it. Just like your Italian grandma used to make. Even better, you can indulge in Bath Spaghetti calorie- and marinara-stain-free! Both your insides...

Fluffy Wall Art

$153 - $344 Kahove »

Can't get a puppy or a cat? How about a pettable Mona Lisa, a soft 'n' silky Scream, or a furry Starry Night instead? Fluffy Wall Art turns masterpieces of fine art into masterpieces of fluff art, with the artists of...

Mini Travel Digital Bathroom Scale

$21.99 Amazon »

Check out this Mini Travel Digital Bathroom Scale. It's the perfect way to ruin your trip to Italy, Mexico, Morocco, France, Japan, Spain...really anywhere in the world whose culture and food you've been waiting to experience...

Working Compass Side Table

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I don't know how much you'd actually use this Working Compass Side Table as a compass...or as a side table, really, given putting stuff on top of it would hide the compass / most interesting part about it, but it's still...

Stackabl Custom Recycled Furniture

Sustainable designer seating. Recycled luxury. Expensive custom trash. Any will do in describing the Stackabl line of furniture...though creators STACKLAB and Maison Gerard probably won't dig that last one as much as...