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Katzco Magnetizer / Demagnetizer

$6.84 - $7.49 from Amazon »

If only I could slide my personality through Katzco's magnetizer. The rectangular slot on this magnetic force-wielding cube will turn your tools into an attractor, while the stair-stepped cutout will reverse the process...

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Lodge Mini Skillet

$4.99 from Amazon »

Lodge's mini cast iron skillet may be just a baby, but this 3-1/2" pre-seasoned little precious is still burly enough to sear, saute, simmer, braise, bake, roast, and fry with the big boys. Hash and eggs for 1? Personal...

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Square Scotch Glasses

$39.95 from Amazon »

The tectonic plates of glassware have shifted, producing these square scotch glasses. Filled with scotch, whiskey, bourbon or other fine spirits, the tumblers look like ice cubes that got laser-cut while gravity wasn't...

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T-Square Electric Tea Maker

$199.99 from Amazon »

Check out the makeover Gourmia's Tea-Square has given to the electric tea kettle. So modern. So tech savvy. So space-conscious and portable. I guess the great Huey Lewis was right: It's hip to be square...

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Methven Aio Aurajet Shower Head

$109 from Amazon »

Methven's Aio shower head uses Aurajet technology to widen your wetness and deepen your experience with your water fixture every time you turn it on. The company says the Aio aims for no less than "maximum body contact...

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Motion Activated Paper Towel Dispenser

$99.99 from Amazon »

Why do I need a motion activated paper towel dispenser? No reason that comes to my mind. She-Ra: Princess of Power, however, says: BBQ ribs; chicken wings; greasy pizza fingers; and Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust. She said...

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Kinkoo 6-Port High Speed USB Charging Station

$39.99 from Amazon »

Oooh, a sextet of high-speed USB chargers on top of one another? Sounds Kinkoo. Each of the USBs in the Kinkoo 40W 6-port charging station outputs a speedy 2.4 amps, and an overall total of 8 amps. Ports can also intelligently...

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Watering Can Lemon Juicer

$14.87 from Amazon »

Don't just juice your lemons, Lemoniere them with this watering can lemon juicer. 9 out of 10 horticulturists prefer it to electric juicers, reamers, and other citrus extraction tools...

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Dumpsty Steel Desktop Dumpster

$195 from Amazon »

A Dumpsty Dumpster is a real steel desktop-sized dumpster for you to throw all the shit you get from your boss / wife / mama in. It even comes with authentic dumpster warning sign magnets and 2 rubber lids in your choice...

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FridgeFork Condiment Fork

$5.95 from Amazon »

Eating straight from the jar approved! The FridgeFork condiment fork is simultaneously going to piss off and please my fiancee. She'll be irritated that Chef'n has developed a utensil that encourages me to stand with...

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Micro-Pop Microwave Popcorn Popper

$22.24 from Amazon »

I do like that the Micro-Pop microwave popcorn popper is clearly of a size that indicates its contents are all for me. My concern is, in its attempt to keep others' hands out, the Micro-Pop opening was designed such that...

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Airmega Smart Air Purifier

$552.49 - $749.99 from Amazon »

"Alexa! Purify my air!" The Airmega is a smart air purifier, app-enabled and compatible with the Amazon Echo. In your home or office, the 4-legged cabinet filters out 99.97% of particulate matter from the air you'd presumably...

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The Excuse Me Stool for Social Escape

What the Excuse Me Stool looks like is a chair with a built-in whoopee cushion that auto-inflates when empty and then, when someone sits on it...Ptttthhhhh! Time for the sitter to say, Excuse Me...

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NYC Taxi Drivers 2018 Calendar

It's been a long 4 years since I last saw a New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, but 2018's edition has broken the dry spell. In a move that pairs the pin-up aesthetic with satire, plus humans' inability to look away...

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Hang on for Dear Life Storage Jars

$26 - $36.95 from Amazon »

Poor Gianni. Stuck in a jar with 2 choices: hang on for dear life; or die drowned in flour. Skewered on skewers. Snuggled to death by Q-Tips...

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Professional EverSharp Electric Knife Sharpener

$36.99 from Amazon »

The Professional EverSharp electric knife sharpener is a 3-stage system for restoring what your turkeys, tenderloins, roasts, hams, and gift packaging have taken away. The simple tool sharpens sporting and kitchen knives...

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Thermo Temporal Artery Thermometer

$96.76 from Amazon »

Wow, thermometers have come a loooong way from the up-the-butt of my childhood. The Thermo from Nokia takes your kid's, or your own, temperature without the need to stick it anywhere unpleasant. Or anywhere at all. This...

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Tree Bookshelves

$451.21 - $1,665.05 from Etsy »

Trees become...trees in BespOak Interiors' tree bookshelves, unique and handmade wall-mounted units that are themselves as much of a display as the items you'll store on them...

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Whalecum Mat

$30 from Whalecum »

Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...

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One-Touch Automatic Cake Mixer & Baker

$149.99 from Amazon »

Auto-Tune, Auto-Correct, and now, Auto-Cake! The best auto of them all! Gourmia says its Cake Maker Pro is an automatic cake baker that will both mix up your bundt or devil's food ingredients, and then cook them to "yummy...

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Japanese Fish Pancake Maker

$33.14 from Amazon »

Not only can the Taiyaki Japanese Fish-shaped pancake maker mold piping hot cakes in the shape of fine finned friends, it can mold piping hot cakes stuffed with custard, chocolate, or cheese! or filled with ice cream!...

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Darth Vader Samsung POWERbot Vacuum

$666.06 from Amazon »

Though I'd describe Darth Vader's breathing as labored at best, Samsung swears their Star Wars limited edition Vader POWERbot vacuum has 20 times more suction power than earlier Samsung robotic models. I guess it runs...

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Brewed2Burn Candles

$22.95 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Ladies love candles and men love beer, so a Brewed2Burn creation that combines candles with the essence of popular and seasonal beers should be the perfect gift for manly women and girly men!...

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Hellraiser Lamp

$251.35 from Etsy »

If you were to come face-to-face with Pinhead from Hellraiser would you rather it be in the light or the dark? Grab yourself one of Omulamp's Hellraiser Lamps and you can try out both options. Day in, and day out. Forever...