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Moccamaster KBG Coffee Brewer

$329 from Amazon »

The Dutch-made Moccamaster KBG* coffee maker isn't the most visually stunning brewer out there - have you seen this cold drip maker? - but it is pretty nice to look at. And, probably more important to Moccamaster masterminds...

iRoller Reusable Liquid-Free Touchscreen Cleaner

$17.99 - $19.77 from Amazon »

I wonder if there's an iRoller that will clean the forest fire ash and debris off my lungs as well as this one gets it off my touchscreens. Yep, added bonus: in addition to fingerprints, dust, and smudges, the reusable...

Walabot In-Wall Sensor & Imager

$62.99 from Amazon »

Pipes, wires, studs, and rats. Yes, rats. Walabot is an in-wall sensor and imager that can help you detect building components and unwanted guests alike, anything metal, wood, plastic, or on the move that's hiding behind...

Doorballs Door Knocker (NSFW)

$34.99 from Amazon »

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tess. Tess who? Tess Tickle! Hangin' right between the legs of the Doorballs door knocker I used to start this joke!...

Climbingbox Rock Climbing Bedroom Sets

$2,500 - $4,900 from Etsy »

Bishop Training's Climbingboxes, full bedroom sets with built-in bouldering walls, are impressive. Designed for budding climbers, they have a single bunk on top and a full mattress pad on the bottom, which also unfolds...

Chef's Choice Electric Food Slicer

$122.88 - $175.41 from Amazon »

I decided to look into electric food slicers because I was recently munching on some prosciutto and melon at a fancy pants work party my wife made me go to, and the one interesting thing that happened there is that a...

Meural Canvas Smart Digital Art Frame

$595 - $695 from Amazon »

Meural, Meural on the wall, show me a Dali, show me a Warhol. The Meural Canvas is a digital art frame with a WiFi connection that displays any one of thousands of pieces of famous art, up-and-coming artists' works, your...

The Dude Abiding Kit

$135 from Etsy »

Dudes who want to show off the Dude Abiding on their desktop must abide themselves by assembling the Dude Abiding garage kit...

BedJet 3 Enhanced Climate Control System

$229 - $559 from Kickstarter »

BedJet has been very good to Dude readers over the years. Not just in cooling them off and heating them up with their under-the-sheets climate comfort system, but also in giving away a BedJet V2 system to a lucky Dude...

Dragon Door Knocker

$360 from Etsy »

An original design forged by blacksmith Claude Nazair of Naz Forge, this dragon door knocker is a formidable piece of iron. The dragon stands between 18" and 20" tall from (somewhat adorable) head to curlicued devil's...

NFL Hover Helmets

$99.99 - $119.99 from Amazon »

NFL team pride shines - and free-floats, and spins! - with these NFL Hover Helmets. The 1/2 scale replica pro football collectibles have magnets in their upper and lower bases to create the electromagnetic force needed...

Fire Escape Shelf

$89.95 - $99.99 from Amazon »

The fire escape was such an icon (and often a trope) in the TV shows and movies of my youth. Long before then too. But they don't put them on new buildings anymore, and for other security reasons a lot of the buildings...

Steelmade Home Range Flat Top Grill

$189 from Steelmade »

Restaurant-ify your home kitchen range with Steelmade's Flat Top Grill. The stovetop accessory fits over your existing burners and uses their heat to create a single 27" x 20" cooking surface you can use to pan fry, grill...

Grandpa Witmer's Mess-Free Peanut Butter Mixer

$9.99 - $11.99 from Amazon »

Grandpa Witmer's crank mixer for "natural" peanut and other nut butters (read: peanut and nut butters separated into 3/4 partially hardened cement mass on bottom, 1/4 pool of oil ready to slosh all over your hand on top)...

Vortex Dome Rheoscopic Fluid Desk Toy

$57.17 from Etsy »

The Vortex Dome is a science-packed desk toy that does for you eyes what fidget toys do for your hands. With a stainless steel and ball bearing spinning base, the Vortex Dome gets a little tactile stimulation in there...

Grasslamp Modern Desktop Garden

$398 from Amazon »

Grasslamp designer Marko Vuckovic has developed an award-winning way to combat the darkness, melancholy, and ugliness of being indoors: a grassy knoll for your desktop. Sure, you could fill the space with a houseplant...

Mini Cargo Crate Containers

$21.95 from Amazon »

And if you keep giving me the side-eye, scissors, I'm boxing up that cargo crate you live in and shipping you off to Abu Dhabi!...

Spiral LED Table Lamp

$59.99 from Amazon »

Ah, a fine desk lamp for all the avant garde Slytherins heading back to Hogwart's this fall. This ssssspiraling LED light snakes up 14" from the desk or table surface you place it on, giving off a contemporary serpentine...

Final Fantasy VII World Map Mural

$139 - $449 from Etsy »

She-Ra: Princess of Power and I have been talking about covering a big, empty white wall in our dining room with a big, antique-style world map. Or maybe a regional map. Or maybe...a Final Fantasy VII world map!...

Spartan Warrior Desktop Accessory

$29.99 from Amazon »

Not real sure what you'd need a mini Spartan warrior spear at your desk for - toothpick? - but the hoplite desktop accessory's other tool, a battle sword, is primed for all your letter opening offenses...

Demon Gas Fireplace & Fire Pit Skull

$69.95 from Amazon »

The next iteration of skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs: skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs with demon horns! Myard says that these more recent versions of their popular flame lurkers are heavy, highly detailed...

Hell's Forge Portable Knife & Tool Making Forge

$249 from Amazon »

Here's a nice, compact forge you can use to smith yourself some knives and tools and jewelry. Or you can just stick your head inside the single burner from time to time next winter when you're trying to remember exactly...

Geometric Ceramic Batman Statue

This artsy, matte black ceramic Batman statue is a superhero gift fit for the superhero himself. Dark, tasteful, and modern, I could see Atelier Article's piece on one of the Wayne mansion mantles, where...it would raise...

Baseus Mosquito-Killing Vortex

$32.75 from Amazon »

Getting sucked into a 7-blade vortex and then desiccated to death sounds like a horrible way to die...and a terrific way to kill mosquitos! This Mosquito Killer from Baseus combines elements of a bug zapper with elements...