Household

Alias Privacy Control "Parasite" for Smart Speakers

I never thought I'd get so hyped about the possibility of building my own parasite. But when the thinking-putty-looking glommer is a Project Alias parasitic fungus, a parasitic fungus built to cap off your Amazon Echo...

Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices

$6.57 - $9.73 from Amazon »

You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...

Phillipi Mesh Bowl

$46.99 from Amazon »

A lightweight heavyweight is what Phillipi calls their 10" mesh bowl. If you like the black steel net aesthetic, it's an obvious choice for a modern kitchen's fruit bowl, and perhaps less obvious, but equally sound choice...

Ohhio Braid Blankets & Accessories

$70 - $588 from Etsy »

We've seen chunkity-chunk chunky knit blankets before, and through her Ohhio design shop Anna Mo continues the trend with her own inviting series of braided merino wool cuddle-uppers. Ohhio also knits fat yarn and oversized...

Hyge Flushable Wet Wipes on a Roll

$4 from Hyge »

Is Hyge taking its name from the Danish Hygge? Are the flushable, biodegradable wet wipes suggesting that putting flushable, biodegradable wet wipes on a toilet paper roll will help us achieve the sense of comfort, togetherness...

NutraMilk Nut Milk & Butter Maker

$499.95 from Amazon »

Dairy detractors, this one's for you. The NutraMilk nut milk and butter maker churns and percolates your favorite nuts (plus seeds, legumes, and grains) into up to 2 liters of cow- (plus goat-, sheep-, and unicorn-) free...

Not Vanilla Club - Adult Toy Subscription Box (NSFW)

$24.69 - $36.69 from Not Vanilla Club »

I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service...

Musical Porch Swing

$1,300 from Etsy »

Tor Clausen's Musical Porch Swing offers up a little tune for all the swingers out there. Handmade in Portland, OR the western red cedar porch swing comes with a pair of mallets and a perfect tune to the key of "C," so...

Hourglass Grandfather Clock

$2,250.50 from Amazon »

I wonder if steampunk fans can rig Howard Miller's Hourglass Grandfather Clock up to their Alexa. Have her control the sands of its 60-minute center timer for a clever little twist on the genre's trademark antique sci-fi...

Paper Bed - Extendable Flat Pack Cardboard Bed

I wouldn't want to live in a cardboard box but, based on what I've seen of the Paper Bed, I might be down with sleeping on one. Like Bookniture, the Paper Bed is made almost entirely of sustainable, recyclable cardboard...

Big Blanket Co. Biggest Blanket Ever

$149 - $199 from Big Blanket Co. »

Big Blanket Co. says their 10' x 10' Big Blanket is the Biggest! Blanket! Ever! At 4 times the size of the average throw blanket (50" x 60") the Big Blanket indeed looks large enough to cover and cuddle the whole fam...

Pooping Please Come Back Later Doorknob Sign

$6.99 from Amazon »

The Pooping Please Come Back Later doorknob sign is an obvious must-have choice for the bathroom door, but seller Graphics and More just made me an even bigger fan of the twist on Do Nut Disturb hangers by showing one...

DMoose Cable Organizing Box

$21.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

One-Handed Tear Toilet Paper Holder

$38 - $47 from Kickstarter »

I don't know why Holden Art's Polarity Gear one-handed tear toilet paper holder isn't better funded on Kickstarter. Rigging your TP rack with magnetic discs and adjustable resistance for paper ply and weight is definitely...

Discommon Embossed Vehicle Coffee Tables

$20k from Discommon »

All of Discommon Goods' pieces are collaborative efforts between mostly anonymous designers from fields ranging from automotive to superyachts. And if you want one of the 10 showstopping embossed vehicle coffee tables...

BenQ ScreenBar LED Monitor Lamp

$99 - $144.35 from Amazon »

The BenQ ScreenBar LED Monitor Lamp focuses light where you want it on your work space, with an asymmetrical optical design that prevents screen glare, adjustable color temperature for increased focus and comfort, and...

Polyhedron Bar Cart

Next to coming up with the cash to buy a Polyhedron Bar Cart, the most challenging thing about this modern-meets-midcentury-Italian geometric keeper of the cocktails is being able to say the word "polyhedron" after a...

YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill

$68.55 from Amazon »

The Oiten foundry makes some groovy cast iron pans. Their YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill is made using the techniques and traditions of Nambu ironware from the Japanese prefecture of Iwate, a place that has perfected the process...

The Everything Table

$699 from GNR 8 »

Guess what you can put in Ryan Taylors Everything Table! Evvvveryyythiiinggg! But most wonderfully popcorn, because I bet I could fit, like, 8 bags of Boom Chicka in the bowl of that thing, which would last me an entire...

Yaasa Adjustable Bed

$1,299 - $2,499 from Yaasa »

Not one to settle for mail-order mattresses alone, Yaasa has developed the Yaasa Adjustable Bed to accompany their hybrid foam-and-coil snooze cushion. At first glance, this bed looks: 1) like something I would like to...

3 GJB 17 Car Body Furniture

Can't afford a Porsche 911? How about a Porsche 911 writing desk*? Made from real 911 parts, French design firm 3 GJB 17 has transformed authentic 911 body parts into a flip-top desk that, when closed, should have Porsche...

Buddy the Game Chair

Buddy the Game Chair allows gamers to go ergonomic. Get comfortable. Switch positions. Take a strrrrrretchhhh. So they can put the Super Smash Bros. down nonstop for the next Fortnite...

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Immersion Blender

$19.99 from Amazon »

I know it doesn't sound very Dark Side of me, but I'd much rather use a Darth Vader lightsaber to make my morning smoothie than duel at a cosplay convention. It's just so much more practical. The Star Wars Vader Lightsaber...

Batman Ceramic Serving Platter

$11.99 from Amazon »

Have a Dark Knight on New Year's Eve with a Batman Ceramic Serving Platter. This time, though, the Bat-Signal isn't a lighted projection in the sky. It's Batman's logo covered in fine cheeses and charcuterie...