Household

Crispy Corner Brownie Pan

$14.99 from Amazon »

Crispy corners aren't my own main jam when it comes to brownies, but there must be enough of you out there who dig the crunch on the outside giving way to the ooo and the goo on the inside to make it worth Bakelicious'...

Banana Surprise - Filled Banana Maker

$23.49 from Amazon »

Ooh, uhhh, the Banana Surprise here is that those bananas look like they need someone to call 911. Brown and bright red are not the colors of discharge I want to see oozing out of objects with that shape. And those kids...

Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits

$11.99 - $24.99 from Amazon »

Vegetarians and health nuts and foodies, oh my! These Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits will bring joy to the hearts of many a personality on your gift lift this year. The kits come with a planting tray, a choice of nutrient-dense...

Saberlight Flex - Flexible Neck Plasma Beam Lighter

$15.95 from Amazon »

Saberlight has an expanded line of the plasm beam, or Tesla coil lighters that gained popularity a few years ago. This one, the Saberlight Flex adds the versatility of a longer arm and flexible, 360-degree-rotatable neck...

Cheese Log Board & Knife Set

$23.97 from Amazon »

Someone gave me this Cheese Log board and axe knife set as sort of a gag gift, but I have to say, if the log slice had a lip around its edge I'd eat my dinner off it every night. I love this thing. It's adorable yet manly...

Heat-Resistant Silicone Turkey Lifter

$12.98 from Amazon »

Forget kettlebells, this season it's all about lifting turkeys. You think you've mastered the Turkish get-up? Pssh! Let's see you do it with a 20-pound roasted bird dripping meat juice down your arm and taunting you with...

Poker Chip Whiskey Glass

$19.99 from Amazon »

A whiskey glass embedded with a poker chip. Hmmm. Looks like a clue the Wolfpack would find the next morning in The Hangover. Maybe Warner Bros. will strike a deal with the tumbler's creator, Stuck in Glass, for the next...

Lighthouse AI Home Security Camera

$299 from Amazon »

It's too late for me to get the Lighthouse AI home security camera to protect myself from the trick-or-treaters, but if I order now, I'll have just enough time to have it installed and running before my in-laws show up...

Galvanized Steel Pipe Industrial Christmas Tree

$805 from Etsy »

How's about a little industrial plumb pudding under the Christmas tree this year? The Urban Arboretum has created this standout design, made of galvanized steel pipes, for anyone tired of the same ol' same ol' fir and...

Skull Chandelier

$289.95 from Amazon »

Here's a nifty chandelier, alight with skulls glowing from the inside, plus lobotomized with more candle-like illumination on the out. According to seller Skeletons & More, each of the 5 dead heads are also scaled life-size...

The Clip Hanger Hat Rack

$19.99 from Amazon »

Hat-Headz Clip Hanger hat rack is apparently enough of a requirement in baseball cap-wearers' lives that the company is on their v4.0. Four iterations of webbed straps dangling from doors to secure, organize, and display...

Haven Automatic Heat-Activated Fire Extinguisher

$199.99 from Amazon »

The Haven is a firefighter's attempt to combine the individual benefits of a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector, while removing many of the devices' drawbacks. The result is an automatic, heat-activated fire safety...

Sunbeam Quilted Heated Mattress Pad

$46.79 - $65.96 from Amazon »

Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, Sunbeam can keep you warm in bed this winter with a toasty quilted heated mattress pad. An alternative to the electric blanket...

Bump It Off Brush for Fabric, Kitchen, Pets & Body

$9.99 from Amazon »

That all-in-one pet groomer, stain remover, pot scrubber, and skin exfoliator you've been seeking? Look no further! The Bump It Off is a silicone cleaning brush that does it all! I'll bet you thought it would be much...

Gentlemen's Hardware 12-in-1 Kitchen Multi-Tool

$36.95 from Amazon »

I'm not sure how practical Gentlemen's Hardware's 12-in-1 Kitchen Multi-Tool will be for performing actual tasks in the kitchen, but if you're a lady looking for a gift for a man that might encourage him to help you out...

Fishing Man Table Lamp

$169.99 from Amazon »

Know any fishermen, plumbers, electricians, or steampunk enthusiasts? Mr.J + Mr.C's Fishing Man Table Lamp covers a whole lot of bases for those looking for a gift for a man. And even if he is (or you are) none of the...

LoafNest Super Easy Dutch Oven Bread Maker

$159 from Amazon »

When LoafNest sent me one of their cast iron dutch ovens to test out its bread making skills (and the claim that it's the world's easiest artisan bread kit) I assumed my wife would be doing the baking. Not because she's...

Cardboard Airships by Jeroen van Kesteren

Cardboard airships. Now there's an idea for how to recycle all those boxes I get from Amazon. I'll have to fly Jeroen van Kesteren over from the Netherlands to build them for me though since I'm pretty sure the only piece...

The LaySee Pillow for Glasses Wearers

$79 from Amazon »

I know "LaySee Pillow" is an irresistible pun, but come on, I'm not lazy just because I want to be able to lie down and see. And also, not to get all Grammar Po on you, but according to Sheriff Word Use, you don't lay...

Football Clubs of Europe

$37 - $160 from Pop Chart Lab »

So I guess there's a few more football clubs of Europe than there are NFL clubs of America, huh? Yeah, I mean, I knew that before, but seeing it visualized in one of Pop Chart Labs' excellent infographic posters is almost...

Pyptek Glass Adventure Pipes

$50 - $140 from Pyptex »

Ready for some adventure? No? Here, take a puff from this Pyptek pipe then. Couple minutes and you'll be ready to head to the playground with me and my friend Cornelius for some American Ninja Warrior training...

Speciale Rotating Knife

$75 - $120 from Kickstarter »

Chop an onion with one hand and look mighty fine doing it! The Speciale knife puts an interesting twist - or rather, rotation - on the kitchen blade. The chef's knife comes with a rotating brass pin you can screw into...

Slatted Wood Sofa Arm Tray Table

$31.97 from Amazon »

A slatted wood sofa arm tray table is a real good idea...presuming it works exactly as shown. Otherwise, a slatted wood sofa arm tray table isn't just a bad idea, it's a direct path to spilling drinks and dropping food...

Bacon Grease Storage Container

$22.99 from Amazon »

Hate to waste all that bacon grease after cooking up a slab of thick-cut applewood smoked strips. That's good stuff. It really beefs (porks?) up my fried eggs. And my chicken & waffles smoothies. But when there's too...