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Gourmia Portable Infusion Smoker

$29.99 from Amazon »

I recently saw a portable infusion smoker like this - well, maybe not Gourmia's Smo-King, but one like it - in action at a steak house in Austin, TX. They were using cherry wood chips in a handheld smoker, with a channeling...

DeWalt Lighted Tool Backpack

$79.99 from Amazon »

Don't be a tool in the dark when you can load up DeWalt's LED tool backpack and be a tool who's seen the light! The lighted pack has a built-in, adjustable LED positioned at its top front. Use its 3 levels of output...

Lodge Cast Iron Oven/Lid/Skillet Combo Cooker

$36.97 from Amazon »

Strong, reliable, and versatile. Three words that describe Lodge's Cast Iron Combo Cooker. They also describe my mama. So do the words, "Makes really good toad-in-the-holes and beef stew." Ahem, remember I'm coming over...

Marvel Thor Hammer Tool Set

$99.99 from ThinkGeek »

ThinkGeek calls their Thor Hammer Tool Set a "ThinkGeek creation & exclusive," but I seem to remember someone named Dave having the Geeky Idea for a THOR Hammer Tool Kit back in 2016. Still, ThinkGeek's version has been...

Convertible Console Table Bookshelf

$359.10 from Amazon »

I've seen a few of these pieces of convertible furniture lately, including one that SWINGs from table to shelf just like the IMAX Convertible Console Table Bookshelf here. And I really dig them, their design and execution...

Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm

$99.99 from Amazon »

Avon calling? The Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm system will make sure the powder-peddling pink Cadillac - or a van with tinted windows and no plates - or your teenage son trying to sneak out with the car - never creeps...

Icelandic Wool & Reclaimed Oak Chewbacca Sofa

$19,500 from 2Modern »

The idea of skinning Chewbacca for a coat has been around for a while, but this is the first time I've seen someone suggest turning the Wookiee into a sofa. Can't be easy either. The fight. The takedown. The, er, processing...

Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron

$69 from Wonderffle »

Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a Wonderffle - and I mean Wonderffle! - man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish cast iron and...

E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener

One of my most notable attributes is laziness. And thanks to the E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener, one of my most notable attributes is thriving! For a good 3 months my fiancee, She-Ra: Princess of Power, had been nagging requesting...

Sushi Stackers Kit

$19.99 from Amazon »

This Sushi Stackers Kit endeavors to teach brave souls "the art of elevated sushi." I call them brave souls because, uh, isn't just cutting a piece of sushi-grade fish a skill it takes chefs hours of practice to master?...

Homesick Candles - Scented to Smell Like Home

$29.95 from Amazon »

I like the idea of Homesick Candles: scents crafted to remind you of home when you set a match to them. The smell of the air there. The smells of iconic seasons, places, or foods. Smells that embody the city, state, or...

Extra Large Extra Chunky Knit Blanket

$690 from Etsy »

As the great Sloth once said, I love you, Chunk! And I do. Love these extra large, extra chunky knit blankets. All wool and cozy. All bedspread- and Super-Mario-Bros.-3-Giant-Land-size. My only concern is that ESENIQUE...

Game Boy Alarm Clock

$43.68 from Amazon »

I dream about the good ol' days, and now I can wake up to them too with the Game Boy Alarm Clock, a new Nintendo issue that rouses sleepers from their slumbers with the sounds of Super Mario Land...

Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Tea Kettle

$49.99 from Amazon »

Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by The Force, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still...

The Dude's Rug Cutting Board

$50 - $65 from Etsy »

Obviously, The Dude's Rug cutting board will really tie your kitchen together. And beyond that, this slab of cherry covered in a Persian rug motif is truly a sight to behold...

The Samurai Steamroller Pipe

$25.99 from Amazon »

Shredder says they named their glass and metal pipe the Samurai Steamroller because, "Much like the armor once worn by the Japanese Samurai, our products are designed to outlast any competition." So, not because it's...

UVee Adult Toy Cleaner

$179.99 from Fab »

If you're someone who thinks adult toys are dirrrrrrty, the UVee is here to help you clean them right off. In fact, the UV-C sanitizing machine's tagline could be, "Get clean after you get off!" Or, "Get off in seconds...

Kyocera Advanced Ceramic Grater

$14.95 - $22.95 from Amazon »

Kyocera, your advanced ceramic graters had me at "Rinses off in a flash, no digging into grooves for lime peel as often happens with steel graters." As a kind and gentle fiance, I occasionally offer to clean up after...

Transformer 6-in-1 Table

$1,062 - $1,742 from Transformer Table »

Apparently this Transformer Table is the 2.0 version, so my question is, where the 6 tables in 1 was I when the original came out?! The amount of time my fiancee made me spend looking for the perfect dining table with...

VW Camper Van Toasters

$79.99 from Amazon »

These stainless steel VW Camper Van Toasters are the updated models of this Volkswagen beaut from a few years ago. They're much more sleek and shiny, sophisticated even, than their predecessor, but still radiate the trademark...

Light-Up Star Wars Rubber Ducks

Rubber Chewquacker, you're the one. Definitely my favorite in this line of Star Wars rubber ducks. Though Duck Fadar isn't bad either. I can see his LEDs lighting up as his duckie butt hits the water, and his labored...

Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid

$28 - $34 from Kickstarter »

Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...

Mark-Eat! Basting Brush

$14.49 from Amazon »

OTOTO's Mark-Eat! basting brush is for those who really want to highlight their special rib sauce or make their buttery pie crusts pop. The marker-shaped brush comes in neon yellow and obviously takes the shape of a highlighter...

Post-it Extreme Notes

$4.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Post-It Extreme! Where players compete to write the most intense, provocative, daaangerous notes and reminders! You leave a Post-It to pick up milk at the store? Lame! At Post-It Extreme we leave Post-Its to...