Household

SereneLife 37-Gallon Locking Storage Bin

$81.99 from Amazon »

SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

UFO Storage Jar

$37.49 from Amazon »

When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...

Rustic Beams - Self-Install Lightweight Ceiling Beams

Beam yourself up with a few Rustic Beams from Ornamental Moulding & Millwork. The hollow wood beams are lightweight, self-install options for people wanting to add some architectural interest and old world appeal to ceilings...

Session Bong

$95 from Session »

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. In other words, this is one classy water pipe. Session hopes it will also be the preferred...

Ghost Wire - Invisible Adhesive Speaker Wire

$29.95 - $109.95 from Amazon »

Ghost Wire looks like a roll of masking tape - and the adhesive speaker wire secures flat, and can be painted over like tape too - but contains lines of either 2 or 4 16 AWG Pure Copper Conductors along its white backing...

Leifheit Window Cleaning Vacuum

$99.99 from Amazon »

The Leifheit Click System Window Vacuum Set is a German-engineered tool to make the already delightful job of cleaning windows even more of a gas. (Seriously though, I was in Montreal last weekend and saw a dude on the...

Cake Samurai Cake Knife

$13.65 from Amazon »

Stealthy and fast you can cut some cake with the Cake Samurai knife, but can you maintain the cunning when it comes time to slide your XXL piece of Death By Chocolate onto a plate and make off with it before Mama sees...

Arcade Light Switch Plate Cover

$9.99 from Amazon »

If you're used to showing off your fast fingers at the arcade...get ready for a flashing light show. This Arcade Light Switch Plate fits over any rocker-style light switch in the house - or perhaps all the rocker-style...

NamaMat Anti-Fatigue Rug

$69 - $99 from NamaMat »

Alright, NamaMat, you had me at a zillion gummy bears. According to this spiffed-up anti-fatigue mat's creators, the NamaMat "looks like an heirloom rug, wipes clean, and feels like you're standing on a zillion gummy...

Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

$8.99 from Amazon »

Hmmm. Not sure if a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist clears the meter o' political correctness these days, especially since it's presented as a notepad that would sit perfectly on one's desk at the office. The requests...

Balinese Floating Pool Bar & Serving Tray

Sold Out from Amazon »

Good thing the rule that you have to wait 30 minutes after eating to go in the pool is an old wives' tale, because this Balinese floating pool bar and serving tray is about to take the time between eating and swimming...

Kenneth Cobonpue Star Wars Furniture Collection

Forget TIE Fighters, Kenneth Cobonpue is here to make loungers, not war. The award-winner Filipino furniture designer created his Star Wars collection as a reimagined universe where both the Dark Side and the Light come...

FloorPops Peel & Stick Floor Tile

$7.61 - $17.99 from Amazon »

Peeling & sticking a hundred of these FloorPops adhesive tiles in perfect formation and alignment to your kitchen or bathroom floor might not sound like a very enticing Sunday DIY project, but...it sure beats gluing and...

Soliom Wireless Solar Powered Security Camera

$139 from Amazon »

The Soliom Bird S60 is a solar-powered outdoor home security camera. That is, it's completely wireless and self-sustained by a built-in 4000mAh battery that charges with at least 1 hour of direct sunlight per day. (There's...

Kentucky Double Cigar Ashtray & Coaster

$99 from Amazon »

This Kentucky Double doesn't go in your glass, it goes under it. The cigar ashtray and coaster combo is a patented design handmade in the US out of 6061 aircraft grade aluminum, FAS grade hardwood, full-grain leather...

Prank Toilet Goblin

$51.39 from Amazon »

I know the toilet goblin prank isn't a new one, but I just saw Aubrey Plaza on Hot Ones, and when Sean Evans asked her what the best prank she ever pulled on Parks & Rec was, she said she put one of these goblins in the...

TechDen Screen Time Manager & Charger

$179 from Amazon »

TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...

Gold Bar Noteblock

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter

It's probably too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for Dad for Father's Day. But it's not too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for you for You Day!...

The Tomato Shark

$7.86 - $9.26 from Amazon »

Tomato Shark is here to take a big bite out of your beefsteak. Or little bites out of your multi-colored cherries. The toothy tomato corer pierces and scoops out stems, plus seeds, from the fruits (or are they vegetables...

Books from The Simpsons Notebooks

$6.37 - $25.47 from Best Play Ever »

Nope, not more books about The Simpsons, books from The Simpsons. Unfortunately - or maybe it's better this way - Best Play Ever did not try to write all twenty-some-odd of these books that have appeared over the years...

F*ck Snow Globe

$70 from aha life »

Well. F*ck. My flight got cancelled, so instead of bringing back coconut bras and pineapples as souvenirs from Hawaii, I guess I'll just shake up this Fuck Snow Globe. My souvenir from life...

hOmeLabs Portable Countertop Dishwasher

$269.99 from Amazon »

I can think of lots of good reasons why you'd get a portable countertop dishwasher instead of installing a full-size dishwasher next to your sink...

Lithops - Living Stone Succulent Plants

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This listing's seller promises "Live fat succulent plants!" to anyone who buys their Lithops living stones. Lithops are a type of succulent - part of the ice plant family - native to southern Africa. It's easy to see...