Household

Retro VHS Cassette Lamp

$20.03 - $33.40 from Etsy »

Handmade by Nancy's Jars, these retro VHS Cassette Lamps have found a VCR-free way to bring your favorite films in your favorite format back to your living room. The lights come in dozens of different movie titles, from...

Beer Foaming Stones

$32 from Amazon »

Beer Foaming Stones: They Give Good Head...

Cloud Chair

Cloud Chair? No. Shota Urasaki's A' Design Award-winning piece of seating is a Sheep Chair. A Sheep With 128 Legs Chair, aka, a Sheep After I Polish Off a Whole Bottle of Hornitos on My RV Trip to the Country Chair. Except...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit

$34.50 from Amazon »

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Japanese Floor Mattress

$128.87 - $168.67 from Amazon »

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

Busch Dog Brew

Busch Dog Brew is here for pet owners who have always dreamed of kicking back, relaxing, and shotgunning a beer with their pooch. No, I mean in a safe, canine-friendly way, all ye eejits out there who have already done...

Mushlume UFO Bioluminescent Display

$49.95 from Urbz »

The mysteries of the ocean meet the mysteries of the skies in the Mushlume UFO, an aquarium filled with bioluminescent dinoflagellates that's shaped like a UFO. And a mushroom. It's an "unidentified fun object." Certainly...

Soul Seat Cross-Legged Chairs

$980 - $1,325 from Soul Seat »

The Soul Seat is for those of you who long to sit cross-legged at your desk. Or in a half-kneeling position. Or with one leg tucked underneath you. Or like you're using a Squatty Potty at your desk. In other words, the...

Comet Smart Nightstand with Cooler

$499 - $1,300 from Comet »

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

Bisaten Energy Efficient Thermal Paint & Primer

Sold Out from Amazon »

It's a coat for a coat. Add a coat of Bisaten Thermal Paint & Primer to your walls, and remove the coat you wear inside all winter because you can't set your thermostat above 65 without your heating bill bleeding you...

Inflatable Sex Chair & Lounger

$154.23 from Amazon »

The title of this, er, piece of furniture in its Amazon listing is "SeiSooDai Chaise Lounge Indoor Chair Velvet Fabric, Modern Long Lounger for Office Or Living Room." But one look at the image, and all I see are: 1)...

terraplanter Inside-Out Hydroponic Planter

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

Concealed Art NES & Pinball Data Art Prints

$42 - $54 from Concealed Art »

When you play NES you see graphics - rudimentary, 8-bit graphics, sure, but compared to what the gaming console "sees"? What appears on screen looks pretty amazing. Artist and software developer Michael Vogt thinks so...

AirSquares Gunk Removers for AirPods & Other Devices

$11.99 from Amazon »

Two things about AirSquares gunk removers for AirPods and other gunked-up electronic devices: 1) Gross; 2) I need some...

Zanotta Rider Rocking Lounge Chair

With so much talk of people being off their rockers circulating right now, I thought it would be a nice counterbalance to show that just as many of us could be on our rockers. For example, The Rider rocking lounge chair...

Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser

$16 from OTOTO »

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...

Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven

$338 from Amazon »

"Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven" is a fancy way of saying "Toaster from Japan." And they should add the subtitle, "That Can Toast Only 1 Slice of Bread at a Time." And then possibly the sub-subtitle, "But It Will Be the...

Englander Microfiber Air Mattress

$99.95 - $159.95 from Amazon »

It's not really in my best interest to make my overnight houseguests as comfortable as possible, seeing as I wish most of them would leave about 2 hours after they arrive. But I still support the Englander Microfiber...

Joydeem Foldable 3-Tier Electric Food Steamer

$149.99 from Amazon »

All that hot air that's been circulating around the news and social media, society in general, the past few...4-ish...years? Joydeem decided to put it to good use inside their electric food steamer, a 3-tiered foldable...

66-Hour Cordless Lamp

How does the 66-hour cordless lamp burn for a whopping 66 hours per 1-1/2-hour charge? Simple. The little green men living inside juice it up...

Dhyan Multi-Mode Zen Lounger

Sorry, dudes, as much as you and I might want to kick back in the living room amongst a garden of calming plants, or in the middle of a stone-filled pool bubbling under our asses, the Dhyan zen lounger is just a piece...

Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls in Screw Decoy Box

$37 from Dad Grass »

Dad Grass isn't quite as illicit and un-Dadly as it sounds, but it's not entirely innocent - like a reference to the grass stains on Dad's New Balance sneaks after mowing the lawn - either. Dad Grass smoke packs contain...

Object Rights Curved Flatware

$200 - $300 from Object Rights »

Object Rights made this curious Curved Flatware so your fork, knife, and spoon can exist "in harmony with your circular plate." But what about the harmony with your hand and mouth? I'd like to see a demo of someone successfully...

Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster

$34.95 from Amazon »

The Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster: for when you need bad breath, stat!...