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Star Wars TIE Fighter Posable Desk Lamp

The Rebels hacked into the Empire's TIE Fighter production line and programmed a whole series of the starfighters to fly with maneuverability and flight ranges so limited an X-Wing could take them down with a single...

Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)

$2,200 - $3,900 from Bowchair »

You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...

Handmade Golf Ball Cannon

$399 from Amazon »

Having made a whole list of the best projectile launchers, I know a good desktop cannon when I see one. And, dude, this golf ball cannon is one damn fine desktop cannon. Handmade by Butterfield Machine, the Black Powder...

Bristly Toothbrush for Dogs

$22 from Bristly »

The Bristly is a toothbrush for your dog disguised as a chew toy. A super durable rubber chew toy with different textures and an infused meat flavor to make teeth cleaning time something Doggo looks forward to, rather...

Frogmore 1-Step Shrimp Cleaner

$28 from Amazon »

Boy, I say boy, if this Frogmore Legmore Shell-No-More shrimp cleaner do what it say it do, well, I'm gonna be happier than a pig in shrimp in cocktail sauce. When She-Ra: Princess of Power brings home shrimp for dinner...

Dog Doorbells for Housebreaking Your Dog

$6.59 - $6.99 from Amazon »

They say these dog doorbells are for housebreaking your dog, but come on. We all know it's just the next step in your dog training you. And a bell no less! Doggo rings and Hooman comes running. Sure, you want him to learn...

BladeBrush Knife & Cutlery Cleaner

$7.99 - $9.99 from Amazon »

Nothing like setting out to clean the beef blood off your chef's knife only to re-dirty it with your own. The BladeBrush knife and cutlery cleaner from JosephJoseph uses a wraparound design on its bristle scrubber to...

Glowing Wood & Resin City Map Coffee Tables

$817.08 - $1,149.98 from Etsy »

City maps have been turned into art many times before, but these city map coffee tables, made from multiple layers of wood and resin, and "programmed" to glow in the dark, are the coolest I've seen since the bathymetric...

BoxLock Smart Padlock for Package Deliveries

$129 from Amazon »

Package thieves be gone! BoxLock, answering the call of necessity...or the call of mother...or however you apply that invention saying...was developed in response to the giant leap in our online shopping habits, and the...

Golf Club Clothes Hangers

$29.75 from Amazon »

Golf club clothes hangers are the perfect unique, personal, 100-pound gift for a man who loves to golf...and get a complete shoulder workout every time he takes out or hangs up a shirt!...

Retro Flip-Open A-Z Address Book

$14.95 from Amazon »

See, if you stick to flip-open A-Z address books and tin cans connected by string they can't track you or steal your data!...

Monthly Measure Perpetual Calendar & Ruler

Are you into dates and measures? How about a calendar that lasts forever? And the metric system? Monthly Measure is a combination perpetual calendar, ruler, and desktop display piece...

Midnight Scoop - Ergonomic Hard Ice Cream Scooper

$34.99 from Amazon »

I guess they call it the Midnight Scoop because that's about the time of night people start heading to the fridge for a bowl of munchie-, insomnia-, or Ambien-sleepwalking-induced ice cream and F up their wrists trying...

Scorpion Chair

$6,400 from Ebay »

Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...

CULER SOLO Flash-Evaporative Personal Air Cooler

$164.93 - $199 from Amazon »

No 4th of July picnic is complete without a cooler, a red, white & blueberry Jell-O salad, a handful of bottle rockets, and a flash-evaporative personal air cooler...

Baseball Bat American Flag

$90 - $320 from Amazon »

Banner Bats' Baseball Bat American Flags are Old Glory glorious! They're like America's favorite pastime meets America's favorite image to print on T-shirts, bandanas, and swim trunks...

Plinko Board Bottle Opener

$60 - $115 from Etsy »

I had not yet seen this Plinko board bottle opener when I compiled my complete home bar product guide, but now that I have I realize using the word "complete" was a complete lie. Without a Plinko board bottle opener -...

WEE! Swing Desk

WEE! A word I typically reserve for the last time I get up from my desk on a Friday afternoon, not for the hours and hours...and hours I'm sitting at it. But the WEE! Desk, a design from Simonas Palovis, challenges us...

Stagg EKG Electric Pour-Over Kettle

$149 from Amazon »

Now that is a sexy kettle. Matte black. Goosenecked. Handle carved into a modern, hot-water-hefting antler. I can see why Fellow calls their electric pour-over The Stagg. (The "EKG" portion of the kettle's name though...

Bose Sleepbuds

$249 from Amazon »

When I mentioned Bose Sleepbuds to my wife, she asked if they funneled their trademark noise cancelling technology into plugs I could shove up my nose to silence my dragon-like snoring at night. Uh, no, my darling She-Ra:...

The Seventy2 Survival System

$350 from Amazon »

Natural disaster survival gear, bug out bags, and prepper kits got overshadowed by Kim Jong Un nuclear preparedness packages for a few months there. At least for me. But now I'm back to hedging my bets on facing an earthquake...

King Corn Porcelain Corn Holder

$18.99 from Amazon »

Sure, King Corn will skewer and secure your buttery, juice-spurting corn on the cob so you don't get your hands dirty. But the porcelain gorilla might also bite your face off when you lean in to take a bite. I think I'll...

Alexa-Enabled RolliCool Portable Air Conditioner

$399.99 from Amazon »

RolliCool's COOL 208 portable air conditioner teams up with Amazon's Alexa to help those of us getting all hot 'n' bothered this summer chill the F out. At least from a degrees of heat perspective. For the stuff that...

CRKT Knife Maintenance Tool

$21.99 from Amazon »

CRKT keeps your folding knives acting sharp and your keychain looking sharp with their new Knife Maintenance Tool. The EDC tool for your EDC tools contains both a tungsten carbide field sharpener and ceramic honing edge...