The Oklahoman - Tornado Relief Aid Condom
All proceeds from the Oklahoman condom will benefit disaster relief efforts in the tornado-struck areas of Moore, OK, and all uses of the Oklahoman condom will benefit disaster prevention efforts in the tornado-a-brewin' areas of your pants. Guarding and protecting the life you have built, it will save you from paying child support for the next 18 years, and ensure there's no little girl out there running around meaning it literally when she calls you Big Poppa.
Tongue-in-cheek (schlong-in-sheath?) emissaries of safe sex Say It With a Condom have experienced the same shock and sadness as many of the rest of us in seeing the devastation and hearing the stories of families affected by the tornadoes in Oklahoma. They've released this Stronger Than a Storm Oklahoman condom as a special edition in response to the disaster, and 100% of the funds collected from its sale will be donated to the American Red Cross.