Slice Of Pizza Sleeping Bag

A handmade, hand-dyed work of slumber and art that's stuffed with recycled quilts, lined with satin, and delivered to your door in 30 minutes or less. A scented model is currently in the works to increase the likelihood that anyone who takes a cumbersome decorative sleeping bag on a camping trip will get eaten by bears. The toppings--two mushrooms, a broccoli floret, a donut, and an asshole--are detachable and may be arranged in whatever order you'd choose to eat them if they were on a real piece of pizza.