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Nice Jewish Guys Calendar 2012

By: on January 21, 2012
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I don't think The Chippendales are in any danger, but the Nice Jewish Guys Calendar is certainly a good alternative. And you can display it proudly when Mom and Dad come over, or just make a quick switch before they arrive. Let's take a look at some of our men...

There's Dan, a "social media expert" (which I take to mean as great at sharing inspirational quotes on Facebook) who's a whiz in the kitchen.

There's the rugged athlete Derek who loves playing guitar, eating matzah ball soup and following in his parents' footsteps.

And of course Jordan, who dreams of becoming a professional soccer player (yep, tons of Jewish pro athletes out there). He claims his favorite two movies are Casablanca and Top Gun. At least he didn't say Shawshank.

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