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ManBuckets

By: on October 22, 2016
$42.99 - $89.99
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Mmmm. Munching on some spicy coated peas from my Sir Racha ManBucket to kick off Saturday morning. To be followed immediately, or whenever my girlfriend says it's ready, by a bacon, mushroom & cheddar frittata drizzled with a perfect sriracha sauce heart on top. Or whatever sriracha symbol communicates how she's feeling about me today. After what I did to the bathroom last night it might just be a big red pile in the center.

ManBuckets' Sir Racha is a one-gallon steel paint bucket stuffed with your favorite Thai hot sauce treats. It comes sealed and gift-giving ready with a flathead screwdriver secured to the top so the lucky recipient can pry open the lid like a real man on the hunt to satisfy his cravings. And as they say, if you can't take the heat, get...the Half Pops or Beer Nuts out of the Man Snacks ManBucket instead. Or the Epic Beef Bar and Monster Energy Drink from the Man Fuel stash. Or forget the munchies altogether, and do a DIY-themed ManBucket like the 5-gallon Handyman, an action-packed Outdoorsman, or the couch-ready, football-primed Brew.

Choose from over two dozen ManBuckets tailored to suit different types of men, and sizes of wallets in search of a man gift.

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The Dadbag Beer Belly Fanny Pack

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Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix

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Mmmmm, nothing hits the spot like a Punch in the Nuts. This Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix listing includes 6 nut-punching bags filled with cashews, peanuts, chocolate bits, and raisins. Get ready to whack your taste buds...

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ACME Crates

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I know ACME Crates look like ammo cans filled with manly items of EDC and EDB (Everyday Battle!) but what they really are is...no, wait. That's exactly what they are. ACME Crates are curated collections of tools you might...

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How to Live with a Huge Penis

$11.66 from Amazon »

Puberty was a really uncomfortable and difficult time for me. To the point that my mama went out and hired a shrink. At the end of the second session though he put his pen down and said, "Son, you really don't need me....

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Earwax Candle Kit

$7.89 from Amazon »

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

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Mystery Boxes

$40.39 - $56.59 from Firebox.com »

Mystery Boxes are the win-win gift. They make the tedious purchasing and giving process only a molecule more strenuous and demanding of thought than buying a gift certificate to Best Buy or Chick-fil-A, yet their effect...

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The Real Deal: Amazon's 10 Best for $25 or Less

Need a cheap gift for a Secret Santa exchange at work? A White Elephant party? A stocking stuffer? Because you're broke? Because you're cheap? You've landed in the right spot, dude. Here are my picks for the 10 best at...

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Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

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Skoda Man-Pram

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At the end of the day, you'll still be a dude pushing around a baby...or a pomeranian...in a stroller, but at least with Skoda's Man-Pram you can mow the fuck over anyone who gives you shit about it....

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8lb Bag of Cereal Marshmallows

$40.89 from Amazon »

I must have stumbled upon the end of a rainbow because Jack. Pot. My days of spending 15 minutes crouched over my cereal bowl picking out all the boring healthy* brown bits from Lucky Charms are about to be as over as...

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Country Archer Natural Meat Snacks

$2.75 - $6 from Country Archer »

Country Archer makes meat snacks for those of us who are done with dry, brittle jerky that tastes like nothing but fake smoke and salt, and feels like it's going to puncture our gut when we swallow it. And also for those...

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Holiday Gift Guide: $30 or Less

Happy Black Hole Friday! Yes, that's right. Take a deep breath. Pull out the credit card. And brace yourself as all of your year's hard-earned wages are sucked into the soulless abyss of Target/Wal-Mart/Best Buy dark...