Illoom Balloons

By: on January 15, 2014
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Oompa Loompas don't need brooms, they use Illoom Balloons to zoom o'er the moon.

I just made that up.

Pulitzer, please.

In their full spectrum of self-illuminating colors, Illoom Balloons enhance a full spectrum of festive atmospheres: from kiddie birthday parties to Halloween bashes; and outdoor cocktail soirees to molly-packed raves. Pull their tabs before inflating with air or helium and the balloons will glow brilliant LED-lit hues for hours. Maybe even days if they feel their revelers can keep up with them.

The pictured Illoom Balloons sell in a variety pack of 15. Recommended safe use is for children ages 3 and up.

A lonely girl with a balloon in tow
Cried she wanted a healthy glow
So I said, "Hold on tight,"
And I shoved in...a light
"It's an Illoom Balloon--off you go!"

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