Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
The only things sadder than a lost ice cream cone are a three-legged dog and that Will Smith movie where he gives away all of his organs. And this uh oh...splat! representation of mankind's greatest culinary invention is made of plastic, so it's here to bear melancholy and woe for infinity. Also to prop your door open. The dropped ice cream cone door stop: down a Paxil, cuddle up with the cat, and enjoy.