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Decapitated Horse Head Pillow Case

By: on October 19, 2012
$6.19
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The Godfather. Like drinking beer with your bros, the phrase "That's what she said," and John Stamos, it never gets old. And now you too can play Don Corleone to your favorite (or most despised) Jack Woltz--minus the act of slaughtering a prized racing stud--with this spectacularly disturbing decapitated horse head pillowcase. Just imagine the shenanigans that could ensue as you sneak this morbid, easily portable rectangle of cotton and polyester into a slumbering target's bed chamber, and watch the next morning via hidden camera or video chat as they awake to the bloody horse gazing eyeball-lessly into their eyes.

Almost as creepy as Dude's latest giveaway, the Zombie Apocalypse Bed Set.

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MonPere Travel Pillow

$71 from MonPere »

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Somewhere between hot and cold there's a comfy, soft, temperate Slumber Cloud. Based on heat-absorbing / heat-releasing technology originally engineered for NASA astronauts, Slumber Cloud bedding includes a complete line...

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Need to blow off some stress? Just hit Enter. Hard. This USB-connected Enter Key Pillow redefines what it means to punch a QWERTY key. In the best, best possible way. Hook the oversized, tetromino-style pillow into a...

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Sleep Suit

If the Ostrich Pillow doesn't provide enough coverage and anonymity for your power naps, how about the patent-pending Sleep Suit? Designed by Architect Forrest Jessee as an experimental medium for testing out Buckminster...

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The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion

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Eat shrimp: check. Sleep shrimp: check. Now. Who's gonna make a way to breathe shrimp? The Jumbo Shrimp Neck pillow, curled and cooked to orange perfection, gives shellfish lovers a welcome place to rest their weary heads...

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How do you say Shazaaam! in the interior decorating world? I bet my mama wouldn't get so mad at my dad for wanting to put the electric blanket on the bed starting around September 15th every year if their electric blanket...

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The Privacy Pillow

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Sure the Privacy Pillow can store your cash, jewelry, passports, and mint condition first edition Star Wars action figures. Orrrr it can store other types of valuables. Types of which you may find yourself in sudden and...

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A natural pairing given that naked is both the best way to sleep and the best way to play Twister. Aussie company Twistex Bed Sheets ships this set of Twister bedding worldwide in Double, Queen, and King sizes. Included...