Lighting

Self-Regenerative Wax Lamp

Everyone wants to be a hard ass. The Terminator. The Regulator. The Undertaker. Chuck Norris. Where's The Do-Gooder? The Helper? The Revitalizer? Relegated to the arenas of kindergarten classrooms and home decor, that's...

Sterling Silver Dragon Lamp

As a child, this is what I always imagined Puff the Magic Dragon looked like. Then I got older and found out not only is the song not based on real events, but Peter, Paul and Mary didn't even write it to delight and...

Skateboard Bathroom Vanity Light

$375 from Etsy »

Skateboards collide with light bulbs, putting a positive spin on the phrase, "Crash and burn" in another of ZAL Creations' slick lighting concoctions. The Skateboard Bathroom vanity light fits a real skateboard with four...

Plumbing Pipe Desk Lamp

$385 from Etsy »

On the down side, different kind of pipe. Unlike the Menagerie of Mechanized Happiness Pipe, the Plumbing Pipe Desk Lamp will not get you high. But. Its jutting and twisting drainpipes, beer bottle bulbs, and steampunk...

Acid Trip Mushroom Lamp

Here's a way for responsible adults and people randomly tested for psilocybin and MDMA to enjoy the effects of mushrooms and E without physically ingesting them. It's an ocular mow-down with the Kinoko Mushroom USB Lamp...

The Brain Bulb

It's not often that literal interpretations are as supremely cool as their figurative counterparts. But in the case of the Brain Bulb, the visual execution of a Eureka! moment--of the idea-impregnated light bulb going...

Mickey Mouse Light Bulb

Despite his perpetually sunny outlook, Mickey Mouse always seems to get screwed. His likeness on this light bulb might be the final blow following his and Minnie's divorce proceedings. Did you hear about that? Mickey...

Alien Abduction Lamp

Discontinued

When I see alien abduction images like this lamp's they make me think of one thing: Cartman gets an anal probe. Ugh, poor cow. Well, maybe not. I mean, really, whatever fate lies ahead for him on that spaceship can't...

Recycled Light Bulb Oil Lamp

Discontinued

One day, when LED and other energy-efficient lighting has successfully achieved world domination, we'll hold one of these Recycled Light Bulb Oil Lamps up to our grandkids and, amidst an aura of great enchantment and...

Action Figure Lamps

Instead of outgrowing your superhero, fairytale, and cartoon character childhood toys, let them mature with you. Preserve their magnificence, and thwart being labeled a creepy action figure nerd, with Evil Robot Designs'...

Skinned Cod Fish Lights

$885 from Uggi Lights »

Talk about lighting that makes a statement, sets a mood, and shows up all your friends with bass, elk, and golden retriever taxidermy. Skinned cod fish, or Uggi, lights are the fantastical creations of Icelandic artists...

Designer Low Energy Light Bulbs

$29.95 from Plumen »

When it comes to replacing our beloved incandescent light bulbs with inferior, pulsating, seizure-inducing, funds-depleting CFL and LED alternatives, we are leading the pack of hacked off...ooooh, cooool. Look at those...

Fake Window Light

Discontinued

Natural sunlight is overrated, but slatted blinds and electroluminescent lighting are even more badass than their hype. Cash in on coolness, and brighten up your basement apartment or 10 x 15 cubicle with this simulated...

Beer Can Track Lighting

$87 from Etsy »

The Japanese have done it again. Like the LEAF, these Sapporo cans run on 100% electricity, and help their owners rid the world of gas-guzzling beer vessels in style....

Hanging Harry Light Pull

$7.99 from Amazon »

Better get yours early because this Christmas, Harry is pushing to top Jesus on the list of Best Selling Hanged Man Stocking Stuffers. He's made of silicone rubber that has some heft to it, but isn't so hard it will knock...

Martyr Monkey Night Light

Sold Out from Amazon »

Description for the blind: It's a night light that's made to look like a monkey pulling a plug out of the holes, or socket as some might say. Get it? The light bulb is the monkey's head. Well.... sorry. You really have...