Light Bulb Socket Splitter
Got a fixture that's not the brightest bulb in the box? Well, maybe it's time to replace it with one of these 7-way light bulb socket splitters and turn your dull bulb into a burning bright OCTOLIGHT! What's that, honey? Excuse me for a moment, my wife is interrupting. What about seven? It's not...oh.
What I meant to say was a burning bright SEPTALIGHT!
The socket splitters also come in less aggressive light bulb-amassing quantities for areas you might need more light, but not enough to turn your couch into a tanning bed. The 7-socketed monstrosity gives way to bulb holders with 5, 4, 3, and 2 slots, as well as fixtures with different configurations, some modifiable.