15

Dino Lamps

By: on September 10, 2016
Dino Lamps
$40
Check It Out

Holy extinct species, Batman! Is that a Diplodocus on your nightstand, or have you just been shopping at Toys in Babeland again? Dino Lamps ignite the night, and all the dark crevices of your living space (except those dark crevices, Batman) in stylized, origami-ish versions of the 3 finest dinosaurs ever to tromp the earth. Triceratops, Diplodocus (whatever, I learned about dinosaurs in the 80s; it's a Brontosaurus), and T-Rex.

Dino Lamps are LED-bulb-lit with energy efficiency and no known predators, except meteor strikes that cause power outages. Their major downside, my fellow Americans, is that T-Tops, D-Docus, and T-Rex all come with UK plugs. Hey, I don't want to hear about it. Why are you reading about dinosaur night lights right now anyway? It's the weekend. It's September. Get off the internet and go rake some leaves.