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Spaghetti Monster Colander

By: on August 19, 2017
$18
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Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster sympathizers, people who just enjoy a good googly-eyed car emblem, I hope you're hungry! For your deity has appeared to me in colander form. He says he wants to live in your kitchen. Watch over your tongs and mixing bowls. Drain your cooked noodles and co-host Sunday night spaghetti feeds.

Hailing from quirky household design studio OTOTO the Flying Spaghetti Monster colander joins the ranks of the Toothpig and the Nessie Ladle as the company's latest whimsical interpretation of a common kitchen tool. FSM manifested as strainer can hold a handsome pile of pasta, measuring 7-1/2" x 12" x 8-1/2".

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