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Russian Roulette Pizza Plate

By: on April 09, 2012

A gun loaded with carbs, cheese, and marinara. Are you brave enough to slice it and pull it? The loser of Pizza Plate Russian Roulette is designated dish bitch. Or gets sent on a beer run. Or has to buy the Santa Claus sack of weed everyone's gonna smoke on 4.20. You choose the punishment--or, if you're not mean-spirited like we are, the reward--for the pizza feaster of the group who reveals the bullet in the barrel. Also works with cakes, strategically-placed rolls and cookies, and Paula-Deen-sized hunks of Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

The Russian Roulette Pizza Plate is porcelain, and 12.2" in diameter.

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