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Ray Gun Rocket Mug

By: on October 18, 2012
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Cataclysmic events, such as earthquakes and alien attacks, always seem to go down when I'm relaxing with the morning paper, drinking a cup of coffee. So being the industrial, perpetually prepared fellow that I am, I have combined my activities of decompression with my penchant for kicking extra-terrestrial ass by purchasing a Ray Gun Rocket Coffee Mug. Retro, of course, because why would I live in 2012 when I can act out my fantasies of playing Leslie Nielsen in a Raygun Gothic B movie?

Sci-fi fans, kiddos, girlfriends who are keepers, all will emit sounds of glee at first sight of the Ray Gun Rocket Coffee Mug, and the giddiness will only deepen once its 12 ounces are brimming with wakeup juice, piping hot chocolate, or an ice cream sundae. Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe, though I recommend handwashing so you can touch it more.

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