Pancake Plates

By: on December 08, 2011
  • Pancake Plates
  • Pancake Plates
  • Pancake Plates
  • Pancake Plates

I can't think of anything bad to say about this product. It's not particularly inspired (it's just a plate with an extra level for syrup to pool into) but it does exactly what it is supposed to do. And it's certainly something that is needed. Those damn pancakes will soak the main good thing about eating pancakes up before you get to slurp that sugary, sticky, maple nectar down.

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