Pancake Pen
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I know I'm ur sunshine, Mama. You don't have to make me pancakes that spell it out for...no, wait! But I mean, since you're already almost finished with them anyway, you should probably just keep going. Mmmm, we have peanut butter and bananas and marshmallow fluff and pure maple syrup to go on top of them too, right?
The Tovolo Pancake Pen is simple in both concept and execution, but still serves as a swell kitchen tool for cutesy artsy types and mothers who truly care about their sons. Whether the lazy Sunday morning calls for pancaking out my name, drawing me a fluffy pancake picture of Optimus Prime, or filling a Yoda pancake mold so the Force will be with me without the mess, the Pancake Pen will turn pancake batter into the paint of happy bellies.
Tovolo has shaped its pen's squeeze bottle design ergonomically for a comfortable grip and the most control one can gain over pancake batter during use. IT measures 2.75" x 2.75" x 11.25" and can hold 3 cups of batter. Measurement markings on the outside of the pen and inside the cap enable mixing right in the container.
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