Kitchen

SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander

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The SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander looks like it might work a little better than my method of straining the liquid out of canned goods, which is to place the jagged-edged lid of the opened can back inside it and smooooosh...

2-in-1 Dumpling Maker

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Dumplings are not on my list of DIY desires for the year - not when I have a papercraft Commodore 65 to build! But if anyone else out there (ahem, Mama) is interested in trying their hand at dumpling creation, this 2-in-1...

Snow Globe Spice Jars & Seasoning Shakers

$14.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

Let it snow (salt)! Let it snow (paprika)! Let it snow (chili flakes)! Even better if you've got the 4 seasons or some animal friends dancing around in your spice and seasoning snow while it's coming down...

AirScape Coffee Storage Canister

$27.90 - $41 Amazon »

Kick back and take in the landscape with a cup of AirScape. Or rather, a cup of coffee brewed from beans and grounds stored in air- and humidity-impenetrable AirScape Storage Canister...

ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender

$99.95 Amazon »

I cannot pronounce the name of the ZWILLING Enfinigy Personal Blender...well, I mean, except for the "personal blender" part...but no matter. My mouth is perfectly capable of doing much better things than pronouncing...

YouCopia FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Maker

$16.99 Amazon »

Oh, Mama. Have I got a YouCopia of goodness coming your way! These FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Makers might be the best invention since the freezer itself. Do you realize you will now be able to make me, like, triple...

Waterfall Kitchen Sink

$379.99 - $399.99 Amazon »

Give your dirty dishes and unwashed produce the spa treatment with this Waterfall Kitchen Sink. The back of the stainless steel insert is fitted with a sweet twist on the sprayer, a row of tiny nozzles that eject water...

Multi-Colored New York Dinner Knife Set

$39 Articture »

This fetching Multi-Colored New York Dinner Knife Set is for everyone on your holiday gift list who doesn't wish for silver and gold...cutlery. The collection includes 7* serrated knives, each a completely different bold...

Workstation Kitchen Sink

$590 - $1,390 Amazon »

I doubt these Workstation Kitchen Sinks from Ruvati are DIY installs, so in addition to the cost of buying one, you're going to have to suffer the cost - and hassle - of hiring someone to put it in. But still...damn...

Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker

$44.99 Amazon »

The Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker: a dentist's and a dishwasher's worst nightmare. Saltwater taffy is delicious...at least until you eat one too many pieces and realize you're about to unleash some projectile...

NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill

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Want to know where your grains come from? When they were milled, the farm that produced the wheat kernels, whether or not a dead mouse or two got ground up in the batch? The NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill is your...

Dash Electric Butter Sprayer

$69.99 Amazon »

Dash did not start the electric butter spraying phenomenon. That is, the phenomenon wherein one inserts an entire stick of cold butter into the shaft of a bottle, and a battery-operated heating coil melts it to mist-ability...

KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer

$95.99 Amazon »

The KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer and I are here to eeeeassse you into the holiday season. Like, this sleek, rechargeable mixer doesn't necessarily scream Turkey Day or Christmas at first glance, but when you...

Chroma Type 301 Porsche-Designed 9-Piece Knife Set

$1,049.95 Amazon »

OK, so it's just the handle F.A. Porsche designed for Chroma's Type 301 knife line, but still. Are these silver steel stunners not some of the sleekest and sexiest chef's knives you've ever seen? And I hear they can help...

PODMKR - Grind Your Own Reusable Coffee Pods

$129 PODMKR »

PODMKR endvrs to make sngl-use coffee pds and cpsuls a thng of the pst. The whole bean grinding system comes with 3 reusable stainless steel coffee pods you can fill and fit into most single-serve coffee makers, and then...

CoffeeB Globe Coffee Ball Brewer

$155 CoffeeB »

I've heard of a ball buster, but a ball brewer? Hmmm...sounds like it could be even worse! But in this case, at least as balls and brewing relate to coffee, CoffeeB says it is much, much better. The Swiss company has...

Cooksy Hands-Free Surface Temperature Probe for Cooking

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Cooksy is here to help eliminate all those cooksy-daisies! in the kitchen. The hands-free surface temperature probe installs - via magnet, mount, or stand - over your skillets, pots, and pans on the stovetop to provide...

Great Wrap Compostable Cling Wrap

$9.90 - $35 Great Wrap »

Great Wrap didn't invent compostable cling wrap - there are several listings for eco-friendly food wrap on Amazon - but I'm thinking, based on the product's name, they've made compostable cling wrap great. Which would...

Manual Coffee Grinder with Ceramic Burrs

$14.44 - $49.99 Amazon »

From bean to brew, I made this coffee by hand! See this manual coffee grinder - with ceramic burrs so there's no thermal conductiv- what? No, She-Ra: Princess of Power, I didn't grow and harvest the beans myself...

Polar Bear Chilling on Iceberg Bowl

$34.39 Amazon »

Not to be a wet blanket about something as adorable as a bowl with a polar bear chilling on an iceberg at its center, but, uh, pretty soon the image is going to be a snapshot of history. A myth-like representation of...

Mannkitchen Pepper Cannon

$199.99 Amazon »

Extreme grinding, anyone? Mannkitchen is frank in admitting their Pepper Cannon will unleash an "obscene amount of pepper" the first time you crank its aerospace grade aluminum head. Maybe too much pepper. Maybe enough...

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$90 Amazon »

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Dorai Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

Skull Toothpick Holder

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This popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth is gonna be the death of me! Ironic, because it looks like one of the toothpicks I need to dig it out was the death of this guy. The Skull Toothpick Holder makes a fun 'n' spooky...

Deadpool Kitchen Knife Block

$169 Etsy »

A kitchen knife block, ha! Talk about the perfect unauthorized use of the Deadpool name and image! It might not be quite as fun to use as the fully licensed Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool Head, but it's definitely...